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(Slate)   Dear Prudence, my boss has turned into a sluttily-dressed cougar, flirts with another manager, and tries to hook up employees with each other. Should I go to HR?   (slate.com ) divider line
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2013-04-17 01:39:07 PM  
Fake column is fake.
 
2013-04-17 01:41:07 PM  
he's just jealous that he's not in that loop.
 
2013-04-17 01:45:03 PM  
And he's not being metaphorical. He means she looks like an ocelot with boobs.
 
2013-04-17 01:45:50 PM  

ManateeGag: he's just jealous that he's not in that loop.


Came here to say something like this. It sounds like somebody got shut down.
 
2013-04-17 01:47:51 PM  
And make HR actually do something? Might give them a heart attack.
 
2013-04-17 01:52:10 PM  
Dear Prudence,

   People keep submitting really lame submissions, and they keep getting greenlighted.  What do!?

Signed, Biggus Dickus.
 
2013-04-17 01:58:15 PM  
Dear Prudence,

I would like to personally contact this individual's boss so I can give her some advice in person.
 
2013-04-17 01:59:28 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: And he's not being metaphorical. He means she looks like an ocelot with boobs.


She's crepuscular?
 
2013-04-17 02:07:46 PM  
Of course you should. HR is usually full of hotties.
 
2013-04-17 02:11:45 PM  
Is she hot?
 
2013-04-17 02:12:14 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: And he's not being metaphorical. He means she looks like an ocelot with boobs.


She's a fox-eared asshole?
 
2013-04-17 02:31:22 PM  
Her Room?
 
2013-04-17 03:39:01 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: And he's not being metaphorical. He means she looks like an ocelot with boobs.


Babou just wants someone to play with!
 
2013-04-17 03:41:23 PM  
i.imgur.com

"Who's up for a shower? THIS GAL!"
 
2013-04-17 03:51:14 PM  
Sexual harassment lawsuit payday Mr. Fakey McFakerson.
 
2013-04-17 04:09:56 PM  
I'll handle this.
 
2013-04-17 04:15:04 PM  
Fake or not, pics of said cougars would be nice.
 
Bf+
2013-04-17 04:18:03 PM  
Dear Prudence, Penthouse Forums my boss has turned into a sluttily-dressed cougar...
 
2013-04-17 04:18:41 PM  
the HR should tell her "Mind your own business, if you take care of you the world will be a better place"
 
2013-04-17 04:38:07 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-17 04:52:05 PM  
Does anyone really believe that HR will ever do anything useful about their problems?
 
2013-04-17 05:01:09 PM  

Shouting into the wind: Does anyone really believe that HR will ever do anything useful about their problems?


I don't believe HR in any company I've worked for has ever done anything useful ever.

/and the term "Human Resources" always came off to me as an invading alien race's term for those who harvest us for food
//but then they would at least be doing something
 
2013-04-17 05:03:58 PM  

Mugato: Shouting into the wind: Does anyone really believe that HR will ever do anything useful about their problems?

I don't believe HR in any company I've worked for has ever done anything useful ever.

/and the term "Human Resources" always came off to me as an invading alien race's term for those who harvest us for food
//but then they would at least be doing something


HR is there to cover the company's ass when they can you.  That's pretty much all they do.
 
2013-04-17 05:21:47 PM  

jake_lex: Mugato: Shouting into the wind: Does anyone really believe that HR will ever do anything useful about their problems?

I don't believe HR in any company I've worked for has ever done anything useful ever.

/and the term "Human Resources" always came off to me as an invading alien race's term for those who harvest us for food
//but then they would at least be doing something

HR is there to cover the company's ass when they can you.  That's pretty much all they do.


Pretty much my experience as well.  When my wife's boss was sexually harassing her, I was the bad guy because I openly said I wanted to kick his ass...
/learned my lesson
//say nothing, and kick the guy's ass in the future
///note to self taken
 
2013-04-17 05:31:27 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: Fake or not, pics of said cougars would be nice.


GIS didn't do much...but I found this rather amusing:

dangerouslee.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-17 06:04:37 PM  

jake_lex: Mugato: Shouting into the wind: Does anyone really believe that HR will ever do anything useful about their problems?

I don't believe HR in any company I've worked for has ever done anything useful ever.

/and the term "Human Resources" always came off to me as an invading alien race's term for those who harvest us for food
//but then they would at least be doing something

HR is there to cover the company's ass when they can you.  That's pretty much all they do.


Really bad advice to take it to HR. The biggest risk to the company is the individual making the complaint; they're now aware that they could be facing a sexual harassment lawsuit and will start looking for ways to get rid of the potential plaintiff.
 
2013-04-17 06:17:47 PM  
God I love cougars.

And Ocelots...

665880566.r.lightningbase-cdn.com
 
2013-04-17 06:20:12 PM  
Little Miss 20-something doesn't like the competition.

The advice should be to STFU and let Cougartown get herself in trouble via complaints from people outside of the department.
 
2013-04-17 07:13:59 PM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: [i.imgur.com image 830x1100]


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-17 08:25:38 PM  
An HR hate thread? Count me in.

//current one is better than the last one
///low bar though
 
2013-04-17 09:25:30 PM  

slayer199: MelGoesOnTour: Fake or not, pics of said cougars would be nice.

GIS didn't do much...but I found this rather amusing:

[dangerouslee.files.wordpress.com image 640x842]


I KNOW WHO SHE IS! Ahem, I mean. Does anyone know who she is?
 
2013-04-18 01:54:52 AM  

Charlie Chingas: slayer199: MelGoesOnTour: Fake or not, pics of said cougars would be nice.

GIS didn't do much...but I found this rather amusing:

[dangerouslee.files.wordpress.com image 640x842]

I KNOW WHO SHE IS! Ahem, I mean. Does anyone know who she is?


Its an udder mystery to me.

i.imgur.com

/tineye works
 
2013-04-18 03:46:19 AM  
 
2013-04-18 09:54:36 AM  
bang her, bang her again, sue for sexual predation
 
2013-04-18 10:18:32 AM  
the human resources person at my company is a very attractive woman in her late 30s, maybe early 40s.  she is very friendly and cute and basically flirts with many of the male employees.  nothing too overt, but she'll say stuff like "hey honey, how are you?" or "you look cute today" and stuff like that.  she dresses nicely but she leaves the top few buttons of her dress shirts undone sometimes to give you just a hint of cleavage.  one time she came up behind me while i was at my machine and very gently put her hand on my lower back and said, "hey darling."  and another time she said "see you later, my love" as she walked away.  i don't really have a point i'm trying to make, except that i totally want to bang the woman in human resources.
 
2013-04-18 04:06:36 PM  
 
2013-04-18 07:51:05 PM  
Are there any openings?

/DNRTFA
//Would still apply
 
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