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(Improbable Research)   Science Fact: Men who wear kilts during times of sexual activity are more fertile; Social Science Fact: men who wear utilikilts still unlikely to have sexual activity, regardless of fertility   (improbable.com) divider line 75
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2013-04-17 01:33:49 PM  
Is this going to be a hot guys in kilts thread?
 
2013-04-17 01:37:52 PM  

Cythraul: Is this going to be a hot guys in kilts thread?


If so, it's going to be a short thread if the guys I've seen wearing utilikilts are any indication.
 
2013-04-17 01:46:13 PM  
That "ideal physiological scrotal environment" JUST HAPPENS TO BE MY WIFE!
 
2013-04-17 01:47:19 PM  

brap: That "ideal physiological scrotal environment" JUST HAPPENS TO BE MY WIFE!


"scrotal environment" is a nice phrase.  You don't hear it much.  I wish there were more occasions to use it.
 
2013-04-17 01:52:33 PM  
There are guys in kilts:
ambulancedriverfiles.com
And then there are guys in kilts:
famewatcher.com


Or so the ladies tell me.
 
2013-04-17 02:12:46 PM  
Wait, compulsive masturbation doesn't count as sexual activity?
 
2013-04-17 02:45:02 PM  

Cythraul: Is this going to be a hot guys in kilts thread?


God i hope so.

Lub me some men in kits.
 
2013-04-17 02:55:37 PM  

Ambivalence: Cythraul: Is this going to be a hot guys in kilts thread?

God i hope so.

Lub me some men in kits.


i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-17 02:57:56 PM  
Fertility doesn't matter when you're gay.
 
2013-04-17 03:05:52 PM  

Cythraul: Is this going to be a hot guys in kilts thread?


www.heritageofscotland.com
 
2013-04-17 03:06:12 PM  
i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-17 03:07:13 PM  
I have a pair of shorts so oversized they look like a flat kilt. Just gotta keep 'em on with a belt. And they work like a bellows to keep air flowing.
 
2013-04-17 03:07:14 PM  
I had thought about buying one, then I realized utilikilts had become the geeky guy equivalent of the midlife-crisis sports car, so I decided to stick with the short schoolgirl-style kilts instead. Much more dignified.
 
2013-04-17 03:07:51 PM  
Why do Scotsmen where kilts?

Because the sound of zippers spooks sheep.
 
2013-04-17 03:12:14 PM  
"If you live in a land where they haven't invented trousers yet and the thistles grow waist high, it has a tendency to toughen a man up."

/obscure
 
2013-04-17 03:24:07 PM  
Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street


About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt


They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth


They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show


Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
 
2013-04-17 03:25:52 PM  

dryknife: Why do Scotsmen where kilts?

Because the sound of zippers spooks sheep.


Why do Scotsmen herd sheep on hillsides?

The sheep push back harder.
 
2013-04-17 03:32:27 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-04-17 03:35:59 PM  
Just to throw in my own anecdote, whenever I wear a kilt out on St. Patrick's day women always approach me asking intimate questions about my nether regions. Keep in mind I'm no prize. But god damn, wear a kilt and you'll increase your chances of getting sticky.
 
2013-04-17 03:38:08 PM  
Not around the women I've known Submitter. Of course, those were awesome Pagan "ethical sluts" to begin with.
 
2013-04-17 03:39:19 PM  

MightyPez: Just to throw in my own anecdote, whenever I wear a kilt out on St. Patrick's day women always approach me asking intimate questions about my nether regions. Keep in mind I'm no prize. But god damn, wear a kilt and you'll increase your chances of getting sticky.


This is my experience as well. But I'm not posting pics of myself in my Utilikilt.

You're welcome.
 
2013-04-17 03:40:00 PM  

Cythraul: Is this going to be a hot guys in kilts thread?


It can...

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-17 03:47:07 PM  
men who wear utilikilts still unlikely to have sexual activity, regardless of fertility

I've done extensive research and this is simply incorrect.
 
2013-04-17 03:47:50 PM  
i1353.photobucket.com
Yep, they look virile...but let me verify this....

Kilt Thread!
 
2013-04-17 04:02:06 PM  
Dropped in looking for hot-n-bothered farkettes.
(checks a few profiles)

Is this a Rugby Jock fan club convention?*  There seems to be but one farkette in here (not naming names).

*nttawwt
 
2013-04-17 04:02:12 PM  
My wife's boyfriend wears a Utilikilt, so I'm not entirely sure the headline is accurate...
 
2013-04-17 04:06:41 PM  

Odd Bird: Dropped in looking for hot-n-bothered farkettes.
(checks a few profiles)

Is this a Rugby Jock fan club convention?*  There seems to be but one farkette in here (not naming names).

*nttawwt


I've been lurking for the gorgeous man-kilt pics

/love the gingers and love the kilts!
 
2013-04-17 04:08:11 PM  
Loves me some kilty mens.  Traditional or Utilikilt or UK knockoff--it's all good.   ; )
 
2013-04-17 04:11:08 PM  
So what go guys wear under their kilts? Lipstick.
 
2013-04-17 04:16:56 PM  
reklamfox:
/love the gingers and love the kilts!

Was a ginger in my yute years, it went light-brown/blonde (depending on who you ask).
 
2013-04-17 04:30:42 PM  

Bloody Templar: My wife's boyfriend wears a Utilikilt, ...

not sure what that means...

Kilts are cool. I'mean, that bland 'utilikilt' is lame and looks like a skirt. But kilts. Kilts are cool. If you are a relatively fit fellow of norse or celt blood chances are you can pull it off.

You can have a bit of weight o your bones but you cant pull off a kilt if you are anywhere close to obese. You need to be a huge dude in a strength competition or realatively fit. Kilts do not go well with a slovenly look.
 
2013-04-17 04:32:01 PM  
Does it have the be a kilt?  What about a short mini-skirt and a blonde wig?
 
2013-04-17 04:35:17 PM  

lilbjorn: I've done extensive research and this is simply incorrect.


I would agree with you there, though sometimes the quality is lacking.

/Prefers the girls with brains
//Redheaded?  Can solder?  Apply within.
 
2013-04-17 04:43:56 PM  

minnesotaboy: Cythraul: Is this going to be a hot guys in kilts thread?

It can...

[24.media.tumblr.com image 406x538]


What are those shoes?
 
2013-04-17 04:50:55 PM  
I dunno subby: the guys I know who wear Utilikilts on a regular basis seem to be the ones getting all the action.  And the Guy I know who was a Utilikilt sales rep part time?  TOTAL chick magnet, literally 3-4 deep most times  (probably doesn;t hurt that he's also a former Aikido instructor, computer programmer/semi-pro fiddle player, fully pro cook, who has a goatee and a "younger, sexier Jean-luc Picard" thing happening
 
2013-04-17 04:51:22 PM  

posicat: lilbjorn: I've done extensive research and this is simply incorrect.

I would agree with you there, though sometimes the quality is lacking.

/Prefers the girls with brains
//Redheaded?  Can solder?  Apply within.


In my experience "prefers smart girls" doesn't really mean they prefer smart girls. It means they prefer girls who are smart enough to tell the men what smart men they are!
 
2013-04-17 05:02:43 PM  
Utilikilt owner here.

Wrong.

Wife can't keep her hands off me when I wear one, and if I go out in public with it on, she can't leave me alone for 5 minutes without women coming up to talk to me.

Never happen when I wear jeans.

Not paying for a real kilt in my Tartan just to mess it up.   UK's are indestructible.
 
2013-04-17 05:03:53 PM  

Bloody Templar: My wife's boyfriend wears a Utilikilt, so I'm not entirely sure the headline is accurate...


You gotta lock that shiat down.
 
2013-04-17 05:05:46 PM  
I have a number friends in Seattle who wear utilikilts and every one of them gets laid constantly.
 
2013-04-17 05:07:08 PM  

Cythraul: Is this going to be a hot guys in kilts thread?


Yes, please.
 
2013-04-17 05:13:40 PM  
1-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-04-17 05:23:14 PM  
This is a bookmark.

Many thanks to minnesotaboy and God Is My Co-Pirate.
 
2013-04-17 05:23:33 PM  

missmez: I have a number friends in Seattle who wear utilikilts and every one of them gets laid constantly.


With each other, right?
 
2013-04-17 05:33:59 PM  

Terminal Accessory: Not paying for a real kilt in my Tartan just to mess it up. UK's are indestructible.


You dont need to use a nice dress kilt -- You dont need to wear that abomination that is the utilikilt though.

I like kilts just fine but IMO they look like a skort, or my wife says she thinks they look like a women tennis skirt.

The fabric just doesn't drape right and the lack of a pattern makes the pleats disappear. There are plenty of places that make medium and heavy weight casual kilts in a variety of tartans. It might be of interest to learn to sow. I have a friend who makes kilts and she can put a nice one together in a day and sell it for 300 bucks easy. She claims its not terribly complicated. (not as complicated as the argyle socks she can knit).

That and kilts look naked on men without some sort of sporran. It really pulls everything together. Plus its the only fanny pack you will ever wear that will make you feel more rather than less manly.
 
2013-04-17 05:39:06 PM  

mikefinch: Terminal Accessory: Not paying for a real kilt in my Tartan just to mess it up. UK's are indestructible.

You dont need to use a nice dress kilt -- You dont need to wear that abomination that is the utilikilt though.

I like kilts just fine but IMO they look like a skort, or my wife says she thinks they look like a women tennis skirt.

The fabric just doesn't drape right and the lack of a pattern makes the pleats disappear. There are plenty of places that make medium and heavy weight casual kilts in a variety of tartans. It might be of interest to learn to sow. I have a friend who makes kilts and she can put a nice one together in a day and sell it for 300 bucks easy. She claims its not terribly complicated. (not as complicated as the argyle socks she can knit).

That and kilts look naked on men without some sort of sporran. It really pulls everything together. Plus its the only fanny pack you will ever wear that will make you feel more rather than less manly.


I hear ya.  I work in a wood shop, though, so having canvas is nice for both ease of cleaning and toughness.

I like my UK,  and so does the wife.   Only people who matter.
 
2013-04-17 06:03:27 PM  
It's like a kilt support group in here. Which is good, because kilts don't offer much support.
 
2013-04-17 06:05:16 PM  
OK, question time. Obviously if your hot you are allowed to do the kilt thing...but any other rules? Must one be Scottish? How about if one has a traditionally Scottish name, but sports heritage of English & Welsh origin?
 
2013-04-17 06:06:17 PM  

reklamfox: /love the gingers and love the kilts!


Wore a kilt for my brothers wedding.

/it was held on the deck of the enterprise at the star trek experience in vegas
//yes - we are geeks - why do you ask?
 
2013-04-17 06:08:51 PM  

Sultan Of Herf: OK, question time. Obviously if your hot you are allowed to do the kilt thing...but any other rules? Must one be Scottish? How about if one has a traditionally Scottish name, but sports heritage of English & Welsh origin?


You can also be Irish.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-17 06:34:21 PM  
If it's got sewn-in pleats or loops it's a bloody skirt!

/Real men pleat their own kilts.
//Hell yes I do.
 
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