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(The Business Journals)   Say goodbye to "master bedroom." For the sake of political correctness, it is now the "owner's suite"   (bizjournals.com) divider line 28
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2013-04-17 02:01:52 PM
13 votes:
I'm gonna start calling it "whitey's room."
2013-04-17 01:52:58 PM
8 votes:
I tried to tell that to my dom but she punched my teeth out, told me to only speak when spoken to, and sent me back to my slave quarters.

Thanks Mistress Jazzercize, you never slip out of character.
2013-04-17 02:01:11 PM
4 votes:
I guess there aren't any safe words.
2013-04-17 03:33:57 PM
3 votes:

poot_rootbeer: And maps of Manhattan say "Clinton" where Hell's Kitchen is, doesn't mean anybody uses that as the neighborhood name.


And Clinton is on top of Chelsea. I'm not sayin' it's incest, but it's incest.
2013-04-17 03:50:44 PM
2 votes:

ChipNASA: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: ChipNASA:
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You know what's weirdly accurate about that picture?  My parents left me alone in the house for three weeks when I was two years old.  When they came back, they'd found that I'd latched onto a sawhorse and behaved as though it were my mother.  I don't remember much of it, but I still don't feel loved unless I end up with splinters.
 Pinocchio is that YOU?!?!?!?

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The implications you make are insulting, which increases my arousal, which makes me feel guilty, which further increases my arousal.
2013-04-17 03:07:54 PM
2 votes:
That tears it, I'm starting a campaign to see Redskins added to the Fark filter technology:
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2013-04-17 03:04:40 PM
2 votes:
Fapateria?
2013-04-18 04:48:18 AM
1 votes:
Next we'll find we all ownerbate in them when we have no one else.
2013-04-17 05:50:21 PM
1 votes:

Wellon Dowd: What should I call my Slaves' Quarters from now on?


Public Housing
2013-04-17 04:03:25 PM
1 votes:
Ownerbation just doesnt have that ring to it.
2013-04-17 03:27:20 PM
1 votes:

thurstonxhowell: bunner: There is no such thing as politically correct. There is only historically accurate and the language, more often than not is the tail being wagged, not the dog.  If there's something about the history that preceded you that you think shouldn't be repeated, you change it by the way you live, not by creating a bunch a linguistically gymnastic, tiptoe around the dog poop malarkey.  You clean up the dog poop.  Or you can go full Lenny Bruce and just take the most biting, hateful and derisive terms imaginable and, as a culture, use them and repeat them and run them into the primordial goo until they are meaningless.

You're right. That's why I still call my oven the "Jew shower".


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2013-04-17 03:25:52 PM
1 votes:

bunner: There is no such thing as politically correct. There is only historically accurate and the language, more often than not is the tail being wagged, not the dog.  If there's something about the history that preceded you that you think shouldn't be repeated, you change it by the way you live, not by creating a bunch a linguistically gymnastic, tiptoe around the dog poop malarkey.  You clean up the dog poop.  Or you can go full Lenny Bruce and just take the most biting, hateful and derisive terms imaginable and, as a culture, use them and repeat them and run them into the primordial goo until they are meaningless.


You're right. That's why I still call my oven the "Jew shower".
2013-04-17 03:22:35 PM
1 votes:

slayer199: I guess there aren't any safe words.


"More" is a terrible safe word.  Found out the hard way.
2013-04-17 03:15:22 PM
1 votes:
Fornication Station?
2013-04-17 03:10:21 PM
1 votes:

Wellon Dowd: What should I call my Slaves' Quarters from now on?


Broom closet.
2013-04-17 03:06:47 PM
1 votes:
This is exactly like when those assholes starting calling carholes garages.
2013-04-17 03:02:16 PM
1 votes:
I'll take, "Things That Don't Matter A Lick But People Will Get All Pissy About Anyway" for $400, Alex.
2013-04-17 03:02:10 PM
1 votes:

show me: slayer199: I guess there aren't any safe words.

And about that FARK handle. You still going around killing people with reckless abandon?


Not after the 199th kill.
2013-04-17 03:01:12 PM
1 votes:
i112.photobucket.com
2013-04-17 02:59:58 PM
1 votes:
ahhh but the servant waits,while the master baits
2013-04-17 02:59:19 PM
1 votes:

Dick Gozinya: Shouldn't it be the "masturbatorium" for most of you?


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2013-04-17 02:56:10 PM
1 votes:
Shouldn't it be the "masturbatorium" for most of you?
2013-04-17 02:55:09 PM
1 votes:
I always took it to mean "Master Bedroom" as in all the other bedrooms are its biatch.
2013-04-17 02:54:54 PM
1 votes:
Mine has been the MASTERbation suite the past few months. Cant wait til that damn girl comes back grumble grumble.
2013-04-17 02:54:27 PM
1 votes:
But is the bathroom connected to my bedroom still racist?
2013-04-17 02:53:24 PM
1 votes:
What should I call my Slaves' Quarters from now on?
2013-04-17 02:52:52 PM
1 votes:
Well, since most homes in my area contain more than one family, I can see this.
2013-04-17 02:37:58 PM
1 votes:
I prefer the sexytime suite.
 
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