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(The Business Journals)   Say goodbye to "master bedroom." For the sake of political correctness, it is now the "owner's suite"   (bizjournals.com) divider line 166
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2013-04-17 03:31:38 PM
Considering the lady and I love our BDSM we'll continue to call it "Master bedroom".
 
2013-04-17 03:32:03 PM

maudibjr: [blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com image 500x500]
Owner of Puppets?


Holy crap!  I never realized the top of the album looks like the goatse cloud.
 
2013-04-17 03:32:23 PM
And maps of Manhattan say "Clinton" where Hell's Kitchen is, doesn't mean anybody uses that as the neighborhood name.
 
2013-04-17 03:33:34 PM

GoldSpider: DROxINxTHExWIND: A group of businessmen made a decision that based on their knowledge of the term's origin it would be better not to use it.

So... a solution to a problem that doesn't exist?


If that's what you want to call it. Proceed with your outrage that someone would solve a problem that doesn't exist. I guess its a problem, now.
 
2013-04-17 03:33:57 PM

poot_rootbeer: And maps of Manhattan say "Clinton" where Hell's Kitchen is, doesn't mean anybody uses that as the neighborhood name.


And Clinton is on top of Chelsea. I'm not sayin' it's incest, but it's incest.
 
2013-04-17 03:34:25 PM
Dont google "domination room" with safe search to look for pics to post here. Its bad. :)
 
2013-04-17 03:34:43 PM
This idea has more retard than the entire special olympics.
 
2013-04-17 03:35:46 PM

Wellon Dowd: What should I call my Slaves' Quarters from now on?


live somewhere that has old houses (in the south).  i call the apartments behind/attached to my house the slave quarters.  they were the slave quarters, so we call them the slave quarters.  the house is 200 years old.  they've been gentrified into pretty cool apartments (taken out some walls, installed kitchens, bathrooms, etc).  the comedy, the owner of the place and my landlord lives in the slave quarters while i live in the main part.  i guess he's smart, making me pay his mortgage.  crap.  i all of a sudden feel like a sucker.
 
2013-04-17 03:38:10 PM
Really forward-looking real estate brokers have skipped ahead to just calling it "the n****rwhipper's suite".
 
2013-04-17 03:38:31 PM

gopher321: Wow. That's one of those phrases you never really think about until someone points it out and you go, "Yeah, that really is racist."


Just like that brouhaha years ago about master/slave drives on a computer.


Master Bedroom    Really, I mean Really.  I know we went off the deep end a while back but HFS some people need to get a life or grow up.

The human herd needs a culling, the shiat is getting ridiculous.
 
2013-04-17 03:38:34 PM
so what do renters call it?  also, in this economy who really owns the house?  i'm going to say bank of america...
 
2013-04-17 03:42:03 PM

SuddenlySamhain: ahhh but the servant waits,while the master baits


It's good to be the king
www.addictinginfo.org
 
2013-04-17 03:42:33 PM
I usually call it my rapeaquarium.
 
2013-04-17 03:43:32 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: If that's what you want to call it. Proceed with your outrage that someone would solve a problem that doesn't exist. I guess its a problem, now.


No outrage, I just think it's a silly way to try to appear enlightened.
 
2013-04-17 03:50:36 PM
But what about the mistresses bedroom (aka Motel 6)?
 
2013-04-17 03:50:44 PM

ChipNASA: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: ChipNASA:
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You know what's weirdly accurate about that picture?  My parents left me alone in the house for three weeks when I was two years old.  When they came back, they'd found that I'd latched onto a sawhorse and behaved as though it were my mother.  I don't remember much of it, but I still don't feel loved unless I end up with splinters.
 Pinocchio is that YOU?!?!?!?

[www.whitezine.com image 680x889]


The implications you make are insulting, which increases my arousal, which makes me feel guilty, which further increases my arousal.
 
2013-04-17 03:51:46 PM
Never once have I parsed that as "The Master's Bedroom." I always thought "master" meant "main." As in, "this is the main bedroom."
 
2013-04-17 03:53:50 PM

gopher321: Wow. That's one of those phrases you never really think about until someone points it out and you go, "Yeah, that really is racist."


Just like that brouhaha years ago about master/slave drives on a computer.


Know what else is weird when you stop and think about it? King and queen sized matresses. Single, twin, and full are all sort of vaguely size related... then suddenly it becomes weirdly monarchical and gender-based. Wtf? Why not just large and extra large?
 
2013-04-17 03:57:37 PM
fark that i am the master of my domicile whether i own it or rent it, and it has nothing to do with slaves, i am the master of any roommatesd and children and guests in my home as well.  fark PC people.
 
2013-04-17 03:57:48 PM
Also known as the "quiet" room.  Thanks to all the soundproofing
 
2013-04-17 03:59:09 PM

uncleacid: My hopes for a man cave are not looking good.


In a stunning turn of events, many Realtors now refer to the man cave as the cock hole.
 
2013-04-17 04:03:25 PM
Ownerbation just doesnt have that ring to it.
 
2013-04-17 04:05:20 PM

The Crepes of Wrath: Get the hell over yourself.


This.

Unless a house is marketed as "20x30 master bedroom, 2 BA, and a 10x10 n****r's quarters" your argument is invalid.
 
2013-04-17 04:06:24 PM
I love this thread so much. Seriously. Work was busting my balls, I read this thread and feel like a centaur with a rainbow shooting out my ass handing out free shiat to everyone.
 
2013-04-17 04:08:28 PM
So, the Hot Chicks room is still okay?

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-04-17 04:08:51 PM

Mimic_Octopus: fark that i am the master of my domicile whether i own it or rent it, and it has nothing to do with slaves, i am the master of any roommatesd and children and guests in my home as well.  fark PC people.


You sound racist and should feel bad.
 
2013-04-17 04:11:44 PM

Hawnkee: So, the Hot Chicks room is still okay?

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Just sayin'
 
2013-04-17 04:19:42 PM
I was having a conversation with a realtor a few weeks ago who claimed that they are no longer allowed to use terms like "walk to shops" or "walk to subway" in ads because it discriminates against the handicapped.  He also said there was a push to get rid of the term walk in closet for the same reason.
 
2013-04-17 04:23:06 PM
Holy smokes!  Jemima gonna be upset dat da massa gettin' da beeg bedrooms!
 
2013-04-17 04:32:43 PM
Gentlemen, we are all united to take over the world.  I now present to you...my Owner's Plan.

MWAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2013-04-17 04:37:27 PM

Wellon Dowd: What should I call my Slaves' Quarters from now on?


The Owned Suite.
 
2013-04-17 04:39:29 PM

ChipNASA: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: ChipNASA:
 [i112.photobucket.com image 160x120]

You know what's weirdly accurate about that picture?  My parents left me alone in the house for three weeks when I was two years old.  When they came back, they'd found that I'd latched onto a sawhorse and behaved as though it were my mother.  I don't remember much of it, but I still don't feel loved unless I end up with splinters.
 Pinocchio is that YOU?!?!?!?

[www.whitezine.com image 680x889]


I have the weirdest boner right now!
 
2013-04-17 04:41:26 PM
I just went straight to "resident deed spokesperson's attached cabana" years ago
 
2013-04-17 05:03:38 PM

jack21221: Never once have I parsed that as "The Master's Bedroom." I always thought "master" meant "main." As in, "this is the main bedroom."


This, basically.

That, or I took "master" to mean "superior", as in "this is the best bedroom in the house".  Either are accurate.

Master has more than one definition you uptight PC modos.  Deal with it.
 
2013-04-17 05:09:23 PM

yukichigai: Master has more than one definition you uptight PC modos. Deal with it.


Don't worry, the revised Newspeak dictionary will be out next month.
 
2013-04-17 05:10:40 PM
I don't sleep in the Master bedroom, I just store my extra junk there.  So does the name of the room follow you where you sleep?
 
2013-04-17 05:10:47 PM

GoldSpider: yukichigai: Master has more than one definition you uptight PC modos. Deal with it.

Don't worry, the revised Newspeak dictionary will be out next month.


That's doubleplus good to hear.
 
2013-04-17 05:10:58 PM

poodebunker: jayhawk88: I'll take, "Things That Don't Matter A Lick But People Will Get All Pissy About Anyway" for $400, Alex.

Heehee


Uhhhhhhuhuhuhu.  Uhhhuhuhuhuhuhu.  Lick But.  Huhuhuhuhuh.
 
2013-04-17 05:25:16 PM

show me: You mean about things to say if the rope gets a bit to tight? Totally got that.


Yes...that was the direction I was going...
 
2013-04-17 05:25:53 PM

Billy Bathsalt: "More" is a terrible safe word. Found out the hard way.


LMAO.  Seriously laughing at that one.
 
2013-04-17 05:26:41 PM

Dick Gozinya: Shouldn't it be the "masturbatorium" for most of you?


No, that's the windowless basement.
 
2013-04-17 05:27:06 PM

show me: slayer199: I guess there aren't any safe words.

And about that FARK handle. You still going around killing people with reckless abandon?


More like this:

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2013-04-17 05:29:26 PM

gopher321: Wow. That's one of those phrases you never really think about until someone points it out and you go, "Yeah, that really is racist."


Just like that brouhaha years ago about master/slave drives on a computer.


7.5/10 Dumb but plausible on an irrationally pantie-bunching topic, and right at the top of the thread. Maybe even an 8.
 
2013-04-17 05:31:57 PM

ZMugg: cptjeff: jonny_q: Oh.. they weren't saying "owner" is racist, they were saying that "master" is racist and "owner" is better... ooooookayyyyyyy

Yeah, this is a moronic attack on the english language.

Because "master" has only ever had one meaning. Go fark yourself, morons.



Concurs.


Either farkers are getting slow, or too young...
 
2013-04-17 05:48:03 PM
Farkall, i cant stand PC crap. Expecially where it never needed to exist. When i get rich, im going to build an old style plantation house, and tell people when i show them around the property "this is the main house, this is the barn where i keep my horse, and this is the shack where i store my ****ers"
 
2013-04-17 05:50:21 PM

Wellon Dowd: What should I call my Slaves' Quarters from now on?


Public Housing
 
2013-04-17 06:40:38 PM
Fark you, I paid for it, I am the Master, therefore it is the MASTER BEDROOM.
 
2013-04-17 06:54:06 PM

LouisZepher: ZMugg: cptjeff: jonny_q: Oh.. they weren't saying "owner" is racist, they were saying that "master" is racist and "owner" is better... ooooookayyyyyyy

Yeah, this is a moronic attack on the english language.

Because "master" has only ever had one meaning. Go fark yourself, morons.

Concurs.

Either farkers are getting slow, or too young...


Or we got it and didn't feel the need to comment further? That's hardly the only reference to The Master in this thread.
 
2013-04-17 07:42:54 PM
Another problem we didn't have, solved.
 
2013-04-17 07:52:07 PM

mayIFark: Fark political correctness.

Let's start calling the other rooms of the house slave bedrooms.

/Kids are slave labor for many anyway, so name would make sense.


We've always referred to the shed out back as the n*gger quarters.
::shrug::
 
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