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(South Jersey Courier-Post)   Got $2.4M? Want a zoo including 'more than $1 million worth of "exotic animals" '? No problem   (courierpostonline.com) divider line 29
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2013-04-17 01:33:30 PM  
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2013-04-17 02:40:45 PM  
In December, the zoo was cited again when two hajnas escaped from a cage and one was struck and killed on the road,  Hyena said.
 
2013-04-17 03:08:33 PM  
Could always sell the zoo and help transport the animals across the pacific by cargo ship.  I'm sure nothing could go wrong.
 
2013-04-17 03:18:18 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: Could always sell the zoo and help transport the animals across the pacific by cargo ship.  I'm sure nothing could go wrong.


I AM SORRY, RICHARD PARKER
 
2013-04-17 03:20:08 PM  
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2013-04-17 03:21:47 PM  

blatz514: In December, the zoo was cited again when two hajnas escaped from a cage and one was struck and killed on the road,  Hyena said.


That would make for one hell of a drinkin' story.

"You guys will NEVER believe what I hit on my way home the other night. Go on... guess."
 
2013-04-17 03:22:38 PM  
You might want to spend an extra couple hundred bucks on some fire extinguishers.  Sheesh.
 
2013-04-17 03:26:23 PM  
In a just world these animals would be forcible relocated to places that can properly care for them and the owner would be charged for the costs.  But in our world they are just another farkin piece of property and will probably end up dead soon.
 
2013-04-17 03:28:35 PM  

blatz514: In December, the zoo was cited again when two hajnas escaped from a cage and one was struck and killed on the road,  Hyena said.


hanjas? Is that like a ninja hyena?
 
2013-04-17 03:28:51 PM  
I know the expert said there was over 1m worth of animals, but Ive got to inventory all the animals and feed them, so Ill have overhead, and I dont have people coming in everyday looking for an elephant, so Ill offer you fifty bucks for it.
 
2013-04-17 03:37:49 PM  

mark_bert: blatz514: In December, the zoo was cited again when two hajnas escaped from a cage and one was struck and killed on the road,  Hyena said.

hanjas? Is that like a ninja hyena?


1.  A ninja hyena would be farking sweet.

*does GIS for "ninja hyena"

jpegy.com

HA!

2.  Happy you found what I did in my Boobies.
 
2013-04-17 03:46:11 PM  
That could be a heck of a bbq
 
2013-04-17 03:49:11 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: That could be a heck of a bbq


There he is, your Komodo dragon.
 
2013-04-17 03:51:01 PM  
I've been to this zoo a few times. It's off of Route 206 South just past the Columbus farmer's market and flea market. All told, the facility was very clean and well-kept. It was just a little odd seeing a giraffe and various primates in regular NJ farm country, but that was about it.
 
2013-04-17 03:53:26 PM  

reklamfox: blatz514: In December, the zoo was cited again when two hajnas escaped from a cage and one was struck and killed on the road,  Hyena said.

That would make for one hell of a drinkin' story.

"You guys will NEVER believe what I hit on my way home the other night. Go on... guess."


I'd be looking over my shoulder for Mistuh J.
 
2013-04-17 03:56:29 PM  

gameshowhost: Plant Rights Activist: Could always sell the zoo and help transport the animals across the pacific by cargo ship.  I'm sure nothing could go wrong.

I AM SORRY, RICHARD PARKER


Lol, I wanted to do the needful and make such a reference, but you guys had it well in hand. And so it goes with Fark.
 
2013-04-17 04:08:19 PM  
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Smile and wave boys, smile and wave....

/Hey, all the other good references were taken...
 
2013-04-17 04:09:05 PM  

Rude Turnip: I've been to this zoo a few times. It's off of Route 206 South just past the Columbus farmer's market and flea market. All told, the facility was very clean and well-kept. It was just a little odd seeing a giraffe and various primates in regular NJ farm country, but that was about it.


If there's anything that Hoarders has taught me, it's that we're all just one tragic family death away from completely losing the ability to take care of our shiat.

/poor guy
 
2013-04-17 04:18:47 PM  
They should gather all the animals around to witness the execution of the present owner.
 
2013-04-17 04:22:44 PM  

Pincy: In a just world these animals would be forcible relocated to places that can properly care for them and the owner would be charged for the costs.  But in our world they are just another farkin piece of property and will probably end up dead soon.


They're gonna end up dead, anyway, sooner or later.

justanotherfarkinfarker: That could be a heck of a bbq


I'm sayin'!
 
2013-04-17 04:25:51 PM  
........only if I get Scarlett Johanssen to fall madly in love with me afterwards.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1389137/?ref_=fn_al_tt_4
 
2013-04-17 04:28:35 PM  

SuperNinjaToad: ........only if I get Scarlett Johanssen to fall madly in love with me afterwards.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1389137/?ref_=fn_al_tt_4



If that is part of the package I will pay $20M. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
 
2013-04-17 04:30:10 PM  
WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF IMAGINATION!
 
2013-04-17 04:36:45 PM  

LaExpat: WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF IMAGINATION!


www.discountvacationrentalsonline.com
 
2013-04-17 04:49:40 PM  

Snuffybud: [upload.wikimedia.org image 290x430]


What was that movie about, anyway?  I didn't see it.
 
2013-04-17 04:58:41 PM  

mama2tnt: I'm sayin'!


Eat my zoo,
Eat my zoo.
Want giraffe, I've got two.
Try pulled seal, it's unreal
Meat so tender off the femur
of a BBQ'd endangered lemur
Eat my zoo
Eat my zooooo

/Simpsons did it better
 
2013-04-17 07:18:34 PM  
I would have a bbq every night til the animals were gone them build condos.
 
2013-04-17 07:27:41 PM  

PoweredByIrony: Snuffybud: [upload.wikimedia.org image 290x430]

What was that movie about, anyway?  I didn't see it.


About a single dad and his kids who bought a house with freakin zoo as backyard. Pretty good family fare if I have to say so myself.
 
2013-04-17 08:31:11 PM  
Man, you farkers are callous.  The article isn't clear, but it doesn't seem this is our standard case of some idiot trying to run a  zoo and failing.  The owner's wife died in a fire and he clearly lost it after that.  The subsequent fire took his original business and some animals and it all went downhill from there.
 
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