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(Fox 2 St. Louis) NewsFlash Doubling down: U.S. Capitol Police evacuating first floor of a Senate office building because of a suspicious package   (fox2now.com ) divider line
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2013-04-17 11:57:24 AM  
well shiat, fark, cock, whats tomorrow fark./
 
2013-04-17 11:57:31 AM  
Glad I work on the second floor!
 
2013-04-17 11:57:50 AM  
Was Anthony Weiner dropping by for a visit?
 
2013-04-17 11:57:52 AM  
And here we go!
 
2013-04-17 11:58:01 AM  
Good.
 
2013-04-17 11:58:19 AM  
eured.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-17 11:58:19 AM  
Everybody's afraid, and the terrorists have won again.
 
2013-04-17 11:58:35 AM  
www.insidesocal.com
 
2013-04-17 11:58:40 AM  
Holy shait.. What the hell is going on!
 
2013-04-17 11:58:45 AM  
Jeeze I walk through one security point with a chub on and now this....

/hope it's nothing
 
2013-04-17 11:58:55 AM  
PANIC IS MANDATORY
 
2013-04-17 11:58:56 AM  
It's probably a stack of bills that need reviewing.  God knows, they don't having a farking clue about what actual work looks like.
 
2013-04-17 11:58:57 AM  

Mr. Breeze: Everybody's afraid, and the terrorists have won again.


Pretty much.
 
2013-04-17 11:59:13 AM  
It's probably just a "Thank You!" note.
 
2013-04-17 11:59:19 AM  
cdn.themonolith.com
 
2013-04-17 11:59:35 AM  
Great, just great....

Now everybody is going to go running around like scared idiots, again.
 
2013-04-17 11:59:41 AM  
I would like to think that the capitol security is just a bit over-sensitive right now, and that some poor intern is about to have is lunch blown away.

That's what I'd like.
 
2013-04-17 11:59:50 AM  
Wonder if its the guy from Boston.
 
2013-04-17 11:59:56 AM  
blog.zap2it.com
 
2013-04-17 12:00:08 PM  
So.... what else is happening in the world that someone doesn't want much attention paid to...?
 
2013-04-17 12:00:09 PM  
When is the part where people claim terrorism isn't effective?
 
2013-04-17 12:00:27 PM  
Probably a bag of Chinese food.
 
2013-04-17 12:00:34 PM  
Wow, the must have received several seasons Family Guy
 
2013-04-17 12:00:44 PM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

UPDATE : Suspicious package contained an unknown biological weapon reported to be able to stop President Obama's heart.
 
2013-04-17 12:01:14 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: So.... what else is happening in the world that someone doesn't want much attention paid to...?


The BEES DISAPPEARING!
 
2013-04-17 12:01:47 PM  
Whenever there's the slightest doubt,
Run in circles, scream and shout
 
2013-04-17 12:02:02 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: So.... what else is happening in the world that someone doesn't want much attention paid to...?


Gay marriage is legal in New Zealand. And something something Putin.
 
2013-04-17 12:02:17 PM  
It contained close up photos of Lynn Redgrave's private parts.
 
2013-04-17 12:02:23 PM  
fc03.deviantart.net
 
2013-04-17 12:02:43 PM  
We can be sure of only one thing.

1. This person was spurred on by the Boston bombings.
2. Nothing deadly is in the package. It's just meant to scare.
3. The sender is a disgruntled angry white guy. 50 years or older.
4. We can't be sure of anything.
 
2013-04-17 12:02:52 PM  

solarpoweredschittmachine: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 279x181]

UPDATE : Suspicious package contained an unknown biological weapon reported to be able to stop President Obama's heart.


I was gonna do a GIS of 'brazilian transformer' and a joke about 'suspicious package'. But ran away in confusion.
 
2013-04-17 12:03:11 PM  
Oh, I see now.  Obama is perpetrating all of these events so that he can declare martial law and seize all of our guns.

The teabaggers were right, Obama's coming for our guns.

/I am curious as to why nobody seems to have claimed these events yet.
 
2013-04-17 12:04:03 PM  
Did the shiat just get real? Somebody has to tell me when the shiat gets real.
/kind of slow
 
2013-04-17 12:04:14 PM  

FullMetalPanda: Was Anthony Weiner dropping by for a visit?


Ahh ha ha, you funny sob.  you win all of the internets
 
2013-04-17 12:04:28 PM  
i've looked into my crystal ball and determined that the government will come back and quietly report that the packages turned out to be non-threatening.
 
2013-04-17 12:04:29 PM  
Quick, someone sing "Sweet Caroline" at a ballgame again.
 
2013-04-17 12:04:36 PM  

WhoGAS: Oh, I see now.  Obama is perpetrating all of these events so that he can declare martial law and seize all of our guns.

The teabaggers were right, Obama's coming for our guns.

/I am curious as to why nobody seems to have claimed these events yet.


Don't worry, the NRA will release a statement later..
 
2013-04-17 12:05:06 PM  

WhoGAS: Brainfart.


Not sure if serious.
 
2013-04-17 12:05:28 PM  

FatherChaos: [cdn.themonolith.com image 600x331]


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-17 12:05:31 PM  

WhoGAS: Oh, I see now.  Obama is perpetrating all of these events so that he can declare martial law and seize all of our guns.

The teabaggers were right, Obama's coming for our guns.

/I am curious as to why nobody seems to have claimed these events yet.


How will it work anyways, the gun seizing? That's a lot of dangerous work for a local sheriff.
 
2013-04-17 12:05:39 PM  
Some dude was hand delivering angry letters to Senators. Further proof the mental health system in America is shiat.
 
2013-04-17 12:05:43 PM  
Fear. More. More.
 
2013-04-17 12:06:29 PM  
The mall at the Washington Monument is on fire!!!!!
 
2013-04-17 12:06:40 PM  
Remember when Kerry was lambasted for saying that terrorism can never be eradicated, just reduced to a nuisance level? So, about that...
 
2013-04-17 12:06:42 PM  
In before some idiot rolls in with "But Bush kept us safe for 8 years" or "Missmeyet.jpg"
 
2013-04-17 12:06:44 PM  

WhoGAS: Oh, I see now.  Obama is perpetrating all of these events so that he can declare martial law and seize all of our guns.

The teabaggers were right, Obama's coming for our guns.

/I am curious as to why nobody seems to have claimed these events yet.

 
2013-04-17 12:07:15 PM  

CygnusDarius: WhoGAS: Brainfart.

Not sure if serious.


Not one bit serious.
 
2013-04-17 12:07:28 PM  
I'm calling it: White supremacist Nazi TEAbaggers culminating on some extra shiatty event on 4/20.
 
2013-04-17 12:07:35 PM  
Wanna get a woman cop in the sack, ask her if she has checked out your suspicious package.
 
2013-04-17 12:07:37 PM  
I really wish people would stop talking about my penis that way... :/
 
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