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2013-04-17 11:23:52 AM
You never go full retard. This is stupid.
 
2013-04-17 11:24:05 AM
Really, this is new? I figured he gets those all the time.
 
2013-04-17 11:24:15 AM
Suspicious substance?  As in a well written, well thought out political discourse?
 
2013-04-17 11:24:21 AM
Was it a Constitution?
 
2013-04-17 11:24:31 AM
Was it dog? I bet it was dog.
 
2013-04-17 11:24:37 AM
Oh hell, would you cocksuckers just stahp ...
 
2013-04-17 11:24:55 AM

Smeggy Smurf: Was it a Constitution?


You owe my company a new keyboard.
 
2013-04-17 11:24:59 AM
Has anyone seen what people on the FARK Politics tab have been up to?
 
Juc
2013-04-17 11:25:07 AM
I hope the letter isn't an H or an A, those letter bombs usually have the biggest explosion.
 
2013-04-17 11:25:09 AM
Alex Jones sent a razor full of his own pubes.
 
2013-04-17 11:25:40 AM
The Boston Marathon strikes again!
 
2013-04-17 11:25:42 AM
The Post Office intercepted a letter containing ricin being sent to Sen. Wicker (R-MS) yesterday at the Capitol's mail processing facility. It's possible the two letters are connected.
 
2013-04-17 11:25:48 AM
Was it a false flag?
 
2013-04-17 11:25:57 AM
Because Barack reads the anonymous letters sent to him.
 
2013-04-17 11:26:15 AM
Did Congress finally pass a budget?
 
2013-04-17 11:26:19 AM
elevendy hundred injured and a clowder of cats dead.
 
2013-04-17 11:26:20 AM

NightOwl2255: Really, this is new? I figured he gets those all the time.


Pretty much what I was thinking.  I assumed he never even personally touched anything sent to him ever.  So addressing anything to him is the same as "Intern at White House Mail Facility"
 
2013-04-17 11:26:37 AM
Suspicious substance like honor or integrity?  I can see how that would be a problem.
 
2013-04-17 11:26:39 AM
Isn't neighborly to provide sugar to someone? Wouldn't still be neighborly if that sugar was in fact anthrax?
 
2013-04-17 11:26:46 AM
This is domestic terrorism just like the Boston bombs. If it were Al-Qaeda they would have taken responsibility for it by now just like they did on 9/11.
 
2013-04-17 11:26:48 AM
Bombs on tax day, possible toxic substances mailed to both a Republican considered a "traitor" to far right extremists, and to our "socialist" President. I'm sure it's still just a big effin coincidence...

/could be one, but looking less likely
 
2013-04-17 11:26:48 AM
Hawian Birth Certificate?
 
2013-04-17 11:26:48 AM
Am I not allowed to send pics of my penis to the president? Is that not cool? Is there some sort of law against that?
 
2013-04-17 11:27:03 AM
Man things were just getting almost...sensible again.

Now it's going to be all rabid foaming and mass hysteria all over again.

Le sigh.
 
2013-04-17 11:27:08 AM

TheGreatGazoo: Suspicious substance?  As in a well written, well thought out political discourse?


Those fiends!
 
2013-04-17 11:27:11 AM
Patton Oswalt, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

/please?
 
2013-04-17 11:27:20 AM

WTF Indeed: Was it a false flag?


No, it was Arabs. Clearly Arabs. And Hispanics. Didn't you listen to that idiot?
 
2013-04-17 11:27:38 AM
Was it that false flag he ordered?
 
2013-04-17 11:27:49 AM
Or as the rest of us call it, Tuesday.

Wait, what do you mean it's Wednesday? That was some good shiat, I lost a whole day.
 
2013-04-17 11:27:51 AM
Letter to President Obama containing "suspicious substance" intercepted at off-site mail facility. Developing story

Developing? More like enveloping, amirite?
 
2013-04-17 11:27:58 AM
Because everyone knows Obama opens his own mail routinely.
 
2013-04-17 11:28:11 AM
methiopropamine?
 
2013-04-17 11:28:14 AM

MasterThief: The Post Office intercepted a letter containing ricin being sent to Sen. Wicker (R-MS) yesterday at the Capitol's mail processing facility. It's possible the two letters are connected.


So...the suspicious substance is some form of adhesive?
 
2013-04-17 11:28:17 AM
He has tasters that sample all of his mail.
 
2013-04-17 11:28:25 AM

MasterThief: The Post Office intercepted a letter containing ricin being sent to Sen. Wicker (R-MS) yesterday at the Capitol's mail processing facility. It's possible the two letters are connected.


Dude connecting letters?  That's got to be a shiatload of stamps!
 
2013-04-17 11:28:35 AM

NightOwl2255: Really, this is new? I figured he gets those all the time.


digistil: Because Barack reads the anonymous letters sent to him.


These two things.  I'm sure that letters appear all the time that are 'suspicious'.

Nice fear mongering, media 'tards.
 
2013-04-17 11:28:40 AM
IF this is related to the one sent to the GOP senator than its either foreign turrism or false flag so we can blame it on whatever country Obama wants to invade to enrich the Military Industrial complex.

Or it could be unrelated to the one sent to the GOP Senator and sent by a tea tard.
 
2013-04-17 11:28:43 AM

bdub77: Am I not allowed to send pics of my penis to the president? Is that not cool? Is there some sort of law against that?


Reggie Love type keyboarding detected
 
2013-04-17 11:28:58 AM

MasterThief: The Post Office intercepted a letter containing ricin being sent to Sen. Wicker (R-MS) yesterday at the Capitol's mail processing facility. It's possible the two letters are connected.


was it in a cigarette?
 
2013-04-17 11:29:00 AM

Snarfangel: MasterThief: The Post Office intercepted a letter containing ricin being sent to Sen. Wicker (R-MS) yesterday at the Capitol's mail processing facility. It's possible the two letters are connected.

So...the suspicious substance is some form of adhesive?


lol
 
2013-04-17 11:29:24 AM

hardinparamedic: WTF Indeed: Was it a false flag?

No, it was Arabs. Clearly Arabs. And Hispanics. Didn't you listen to that idiot?


Don't forget the gays, jews and atheists!!!!
 
2013-04-17 11:29:25 AM
Return address was Alex Jones. Not "the" Alex Jones but you can never be too careful.
 
2013-04-17 11:29:28 AM

TheGreatGazoo: Suspicious substance?  As in a well written, well thought out political discourse?


Zing!
 
2013-04-17 11:29:30 AM

shower_in_my_socks: Bombs on tax day, possible toxic substances mailed to both a Republican considered a "traitor" to far right extremists, and to our "socialist" President. I'm sure it's still just a big effin coincidence...

/could be one, but looking less likely


www.teapartyactivists.com
 
2013-04-17 11:29:34 AM
The local talk radio derper this morning said that Obama PERSONALLY cut funding for domestic bomb detection in half this year. Maybe it's a thank you note from the Tea Party for reducing the size of government?
 
2013-04-17 11:29:48 AM
Praise?
 
2013-04-17 11:29:49 AM
George W Bush forgot to forward his address on to his drug dealer.
 
2013-04-17 11:30:06 AM
Again, $10 says that further testing of the letter from yesterday and this letter, in a proper lab environment, will be deemed a false positive.
 
2013-04-17 11:30:10 AM
Was it this month's copy of "Usurper Magazine: The Magazine for the Modern Despotic Dictator"?
 
2013-04-17 11:30:11 AM
Was it  Dihydrogen Monoxide?

/It can be somewhat fatal, you know.
 
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