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(WSOCTV)   It should have been a run-of-the-mill news conference promoting the state's new anti-litter campaign. But then the half-naked woman showed up   (wsoctv.com ) divider line
    More: Strange, South Carolina, press conference  
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2013-04-17 11:36:06 AM  
Wow, that's a lot of blurring to cover her up.
 
2013-04-17 11:38:36 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Wow, that's a lot of blurring to cover her up.


That much blurring was necessary.  I've seen an unedited version.  I needed a lot of eye bleach afterwards.
 
2013-04-17 11:51:09 AM  
She is charged with disorderly conduct.

And creating a public eyesore
 
2013-04-17 11:55:46 AM  
Mom?!
 
2013-04-17 12:11:04 PM  
An anti-liter campaign?

You TFers and your elitism!
 
2013-04-17 12:57:13 PM  
Clothing is litter.
 
2013-04-17 12:58:06 PM  

neritz: Pocket Ninja: Wow, that's a lot of blurring to cover her up.

That much blurring was necessary.  I've seen an unedited version.  I needed a lot of eye bleach afterwards.


That's still one frakking ugly blur.
 
2013-04-17 12:58:08 PM  
cue the fat person walking tuba tune
 
2013-04-17 12:58:10 PM  
She just wanted them to tell her if they had found Solo and the Wookie.
 
2013-04-17 12:58:21 PM  
I wonder if substances were involved.

//No. No, I really don't.
 
2013-04-17 12:59:20 PM  
Oh South Carolina, you do me proud on Fark.
 
2013-04-17 12:59:39 PM  
I wonder if she would have been okay if she had been wearing a bikini?  Same thing, different social standards.
 
2013-04-17 01:00:31 PM  
...and creatin' a nuisance.

/me gives her the hairy eyeball.
 
2013-04-17 01:01:24 PM  
Which half, dammit?  That's important.
 
2013-04-17 01:01:41 PM  
Oh dear God...

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-04-17 01:02:09 PM  
I hope whoever was paid to blur that was paid by the pixel for compensation.
 
2013-04-17 01:02:23 PM  
Did they charge her under the new littering law for destroying natural beauty?
 
2013-04-17 01:02:35 PM  
It's always the people you don't want to see naked that show up at these sorts of events...
 
2013-04-17 01:02:51 PM  
Based on the amount of exposed skin to amount of clothing she appears to be at least 3/4 naked.
 
2013-04-17 01:03:15 PM  
Here is an article with video and an unblurred picture of the woman.
 
2013-04-17 01:04:22 PM  

zaphon: I wonder if she would have been okay if she had been wearing a bikini?  Same thing, different social standards.

I wonder if she would have been okay if she had been skinny?  Same thing, different social standards.

 
2013-04-17 01:04:59 PM  
So if she was dressed, what did they have on her? A woman should be able to go out in public in her bra! This is a right, man.
 
2013-04-17 01:05:56 PM  
the woman walked up wearing a bra, underwear and shoes

I don't see what the problem is here.  But then I only saw the blurry photo.

/thank god
 
2013-04-17 01:07:48 PM  

loveblondieo: Here is an article with video and an unblurred picture of the woman.


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-17 01:09:41 PM  
That's not a woman, it's Marcellus Wallace.   You can see his soul in the background.

www.moviequotesandmore.com
 
2013-04-17 01:10:14 PM  
Proof once again that the people who are most willing to get naked are generally the people that you do not
ever want to see naked.
 
2013-04-17 01:10:21 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-17 01:11:01 PM  
Tas'er, Bro!
 
2013-04-17 01:11:12 PM  
She's a diet aid, eh?
 
2013-04-17 01:11:21 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Wow, that's a lot of blurring to cover her up.


She's so fat, they ran out of blur.
 
2013-04-17 01:11:52 PM  

loveblondieo: Here is an article with video and an unblurred picture of the woman.


Thank you. Now, I assume you're in the eye bleach business? I'll take a 55-gallon drum please.
 
2013-04-17 01:12:01 PM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-17 01:12:41 PM  
Enjoy your lunch!

wcsc.images.worldnow.com
 
2013-04-17 01:14:37 PM  
Sweet Carolina!
 
2013-04-17 01:15:07 PM  
This folks, IS how you deal with an out of control jackbooted wacko police state.

Call her the Rosa Parks of The War on Jackboots.
 
2013-04-17 01:15:07 PM  
Someone should arrest Gravity. It obviously has been extremely cruel to her.
 
2013-04-17 01:15:27 PM  
These are her  bra-and-panties pics. (should be SFW, but YMMV)

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-17 01:17:07 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Someone should arrest Gravity. It obviously has been extremely cruel to her.


Sumbuddy call a cop, I've been assaulted by gravity and stuck in this gravity storm.
 
2013-04-17 01:17:58 PM  
I submitted with the headline "manatee found on SC Statehouse grounds-rescued".  Mine was more accurate.
 
2013-04-17 01:28:28 PM  
This is exactly why The Captain Underpants books should be challenged and banninated.

'Irreverent attitude' and 'demonstrating the value of questioning authority,' are never ever good ideas to have in books. Remember when it was just video games making people do crazy things?

Now books are influencing people? We need to ban and burn them all.

In any case, at least she hadn't been reading the Major Naked series.
 
2013-04-17 01:28:36 PM  
Why only half?
 
2013-04-17 01:30:18 PM  

monoski: Why only half?


Her 'half' is larger than most people's whole....
 
2013-04-17 01:30:56 PM  
Clitty litter?
 
2013-04-17 01:32:18 PM  
Ethel... YOU GET YOUR CLOTHES ON!!!!
 
2013-04-17 01:36:44 PM  
That lady was three halves naked.
 
2013-04-17 01:40:38 PM  
Well, 3/5 anyway
 
2013-04-17 01:41:29 PM  

abhorrent1: Enjoy your lunch!

[wcsc.images.worldnow.com image 720x480]


I believe in karma, you may need  several reincarnations to work that posting off.
 
2013-04-17 01:45:28 PM  

loveblondieo: Here is an article with video and an unblurred picture of the woman.


abhorrent1: Enjoy your lunch!

[wcsc.images.worldnow.com image 720x480]


i85.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-17 01:45:41 PM  

abhorrent1: Enjoy your lunch!

[wcsc.images.worldnow.com image 720x480]


You rotten bastard
 
2013-04-17 01:48:52 PM  
I don't get it. I have seen fatter people in less clothing not getting arrested. This is why I enjoy WINTERTIME in Missouri.

Was she acting crazy or all drugged out or something? Because that would make sense.
 
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