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(Dayton Daily News)   Suspect gets grilled after a charcoal path leads police to a stolen barbecue. What an ashhole   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, charcoal, charcoal path  
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2410 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Apr 2013 at 1:22 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-17 11:38:19 AM  
This guy should be an antonym for "Criminal Mastermind."
2013-04-17 12:08:15 PM  

brap: This guy should be an antonym for "Criminal Mastermind."

He can definitely join the line...
2013-04-17 12:44:45 PM  
Grate job.
2013-04-17 01:26:58 PM  
"He also fingered a homeless man".  Sick bastard.
2013-04-17 01:28:14 PM
2013-04-17 01:29:32 PM  
He will surely get plenty of wieners in jail...
2013-04-17 01:31:53 PM  
Hibachi just wok out and give up, man.
2013-04-17 01:40:01 PM  
He's not stealing them, he's remarketing them.

Totally different.
2013-04-17 01:43:37 PM  
So the guy was running a grill chop shop?
2013-04-17 01:43:50 PM

He would've gotten away free and clear if he had stolen the clean burning propane grill.
2013-04-17 01:44:33 PM  
Case is not unlike leaving footprints in the snow.
2013-04-17 01:49:54 PM  
Kind of related, if you squint:
2013-04-17 02:17:25 PM  
"What an ashhole!" Trebek, they're calling you.
2013-04-17 02:17:50 PM  
I don't know Weber to believe the cops or not
2013-04-17 02:42:09 PM  
No ashinine tag?
2013-04-17 02:45:24 PM  
And if he meets the "Farging Icehole" guy, this thread will officially divide by zero.
2013-04-17 03:19:28 PM  
Well, his goose is cooked.
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