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(FanNation)   Jamarcus Russell's new hotness is old and busted   (fannation.com) divider line 29
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2013-04-17 12:25:48 PM
32 mil guaranteed. I think I'd retire and get fat too.
 
2013-04-17 12:32:26 PM
Its hard to be a Raider fan
 
2013-04-17 12:41:30 PM
You can't tell me he would be any worse than Carson Palmer...
 
2013-04-17 12:43:30 PM
JaMarcus Russell likely won't get second chance


Really?!?!?! Well what the hell am I going to do with all these t-shirts???
 
2013-04-17 12:47:19 PM
A shame, really.  Jamarcus was an outstanding prospect who just pissed it all away by being lazy.
 
2013-04-17 12:48:59 PM
He won???t get another chanc???e
 
2013-04-17 12:49:15 PM
That was a lot of effort just to say "He's still fat"
 
2013-04-17 12:49:20 PM

karmaceutical: You can't tell me he would be any worse than Carson Palmer...


Carson Palmer wasn't very good, but he was at least serviceable at times. Not so for JaWalrus.
 
2013-04-17 12:49:35 PM
I bet the Jets would take him.
 
2013-04-17 12:53:59 PM

Cagey B: karmaceutical: You can't tell me he would be any worse than Carson Palmer...

Carson Palmer wasn't very good, but he was at least serviceable at times. Not so for JaWalrus.


Serviceable at times... many years ago maybe.
 
2013-04-17 12:59:47 PM

karmaceutical: Serviceable at times... many years ago maybe.


Which still puts him ahead of JaMarcus Russell.
 
2013-04-17 01:22:54 PM
Bullshiat. Jamarcus Russell was never hot.
 
2013-04-17 01:26:04 PM

Cagey B: karmaceutical: You can't tell me he would be any worse than Carson Palmer...

Carson Palmer wasn't very good, but he was at least serviceable at times. Not so for JaWalrus.


Carson Palmer was very good until he got Kimo'ed.

Never more than that, though.
 
2013-04-17 01:35:42 PM
He's a great player, get over it.

/zombie Al, providing lulz from his grave
 
2013-04-17 01:45:47 PM

Lord_Baull: Bullshiat. Jamarcus Russell was never hot.


Of course he was/is.

Why do you think fat people tend to sweat more?
 
2013-04-17 01:47:10 PM
Jamarcus?

No, it's just a scuff, it'll buff right out.
 
2013-04-17 02:00:50 PM

karmaceutical: Cagey B: karmaceutical: You can't tell me he would be any worse than Carson Palmer...

Carson Palmer wasn't very good, but he was at least serviceable at times. Not so for JaWalrus.

Serviceable at times... many years ago maybe.


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Looking forward to seeing Carson Palmer twice this year.

/Sorry Fitz.
 
2013-04-17 02:13:23 PM

T-Boy: A shame, really.  Jamarcus was an outstanding prospect who just pissed it all away by being lazy.


True, he's mostly responsible for the outcome of his career, but being unmotivated and undisciplined and getting drafted by and playing for the most incompetent and dysfunctional team in the NFL did not help him one bit.
 
2013-04-17 02:41:31 PM

Lord_Baull: Bullshiat. Jamarcus Russell was never hot.


I think subby was referring to various unsubstantiated rumors over the last year or so that team X is going to pick up Jamarcus.

//of course the Jets were involved, because they don't have enough crappy QBs.
 
2013-04-17 02:54:16 PM
I'm sure his training sessions consisted of nothing more than getting up from his chair (squats), walking over to the buffet (running laps), and carrying huge plates of food back to his table (weightlifting) at Old Country Buffet.

/its funny because he's fat.
 
2013-04-17 03:12:52 PM
Lies and slander.

Bleacher Report and Jeff Garcia have told me that he would be Carson Palmer's backup next year (or Ben Roethlisberger)
 
2013-04-17 03:46:00 PM
Considering that SI.com regularly uses unsubstantiated tweets as news you'll excuse me if I have just a little doubt.  He could pull what Garcia did and get picked up by some desperate team whose QBs are all hurt.
 
2013-04-17 05:03:15 PM
This makes me sad, but only because I gain tremendous amusement out of absolute fiascoes, and this had the potential to be a doozy.
 
2013-04-17 05:27:45 PM

Uzzah: This makes me sad, but only because I gain tremendous amusement out of absolute fiascoes, and this had the potential to be a doozy.


I know how you feel - a lot of fun has been missed since Jawalrus has left the league. Add in the absence of a sulky Vince Young and it is just depressing in its lack of snark worthy Sunday fun.
 
2013-04-17 05:39:26 PM
He couldn't be a third stringer?  Just bring him in when you need a hail mary from  your own twenty.  Dumb, fat, and a strong arm.  He couldn't back up the rape burger?
 
2013-04-17 06:03:12 PM

Champion of the Sun: He couldn't be a third stringer?  Just bring him in when you need a hail mary from  your own twenty.  Dumb, fat, and a strong arm.  He couldn't back up the rape burger?


You could bring him in to lead block in some kind of tricky wildcat set.  He is like a chunkier Tebow.
 
2013-04-17 06:23:47 PM
I'd be all for giving JaMarcus another chance. Just sign him to the minimum, non-guaranteed, contingent on him showing up and working with a personal trainer 5 days a week for 2 hours, and a nutritionist every week for an hour. Also have the contract automatically terminate if he misses more than 1 session without giving prior notice.

He's such a talent, but the kid just needs a swift kick in the butt pretty much every single morning to get him going.
 
2013-04-17 06:28:04 PM
And as long as we're talking about former LSU QBs that screw up horribly, it's about time for someone to give Ryan Perrilloux another shot. Talk about a waste of god-given talent.
 
2013-04-17 08:02:13 PM

Supes: And as long as we're talking about former LSU QBs that screw up horribly, it's about time for someone to give Ryan Perrilloux another shot. Talk about a waste of god-given talent.


Whatever happened to the guy who showed up stoned for the National Championship game against Alabama?
 
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