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2013-04-17 10:31:39 AM
Well, this retard stuck heroin in his cornhole
 
2013-04-17 10:35:47 AM
Check yourself before you wreck yourself

/I've got nothing, hand this guy his "Nearly Darwin'd" award
 
2013-04-17 10:36:18 AM
Fun when you can picture the whole article in your head before clicking the link simply by reading the 4 - word Fark headline.

/my people.   love you guys
// tearing up over here
 
2013-04-17 10:40:16 AM
What does this have to do with Colorado?
 
2013-04-17 10:40:17 AM
What what?
 
2013-04-17 10:41:47 AM

blatz514: Well, this retard stuck heroin in his cornhole


Did you know the word retard just means hindered? So then, in what way do you think he was hindered?
 
2013-04-17 10:42:01 AM

xiola: Fun when you can picture the whole article in your head before clicking the link simply by reading the 4 - word Fark headline.

/my people.   love you guys
// tearing up over here


Don't forget the well placed use of the asinine tag. Subby is on his (or her) A game today.
 
2013-04-17 10:42:37 AM
Bravo Subby!
 
2013-04-17 10:43:18 AM
moviecitynews.com

Subby, you magnificent bastard

/+1
 
2013-04-17 10:45:07 AM

neversubmit: blatz514: Well, this retard stuck heroin in his cornhole

Did you know the word retard just means hindered? So then, in what way do you think he was hindered?


Hard to poop if your colon is blocked.
 
2013-04-17 10:46:19 AM
They should make people who do that eat it all on the spot.
See how the recitativity rate is after that.
 
2013-04-17 10:47:18 AM
Dear Stupid Criminals,

Your rectum is for expelling waste from your body. It is NOT for storing guns, drugs, exotic animals or any type of contraband.

Dr. LaFong
 
2013-04-17 10:49:06 AM

vudukungfu: They should make people who do that eat it all on the spot.
See how the recitativity rate is after that.


Beg pardon?
 
2013-04-17 10:52:31 AM
Smack dat ass.
 
2013-04-17 10:56:14 AM
Police officer asked if he could look in the trunk?
 
2013-04-17 10:57:37 AM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: vudukungfu: They should make people who do that eat it all on the spot.
See how the recitativity rate is after that.

Beg pardon?


I guess he means they won't be singing opera any time soon.
 
2013-04-17 10:59:55 AM
Lakewood NJ

Home to:

Tent city (large homeless camp taking over a wooded area of town)
Mexicans
Jews
African Americans
Skinheads/Neo Nazis
Pineys
A power plant
horrible drivers
senior citizen communities
corrupt officials
Muster Zones
schools in warehouses or old industrial buildings
 
2013-04-17 11:08:01 AM

dantheman195: Lakewood NJ

Home to:

Tent city (large homeless camp taking over a wooded area of town)
Mexicans
Jews
African Americans
Skinheads/Neo Nazis
Pineys
A power plant
horrible drivers
senior citizen communities
corrupt officials
Muster Zones
schools in warehouses or old industrial buildings


You forgot the Lakewood BlueClaws.

lakewood.blueclaws.milb.com
 
2013-04-17 11:14:23 AM

neversubmit: blatz514: Well, this retard stuck heroin in his cornhole

Did you know the word retard just means hindered? So then, in what way do you think he was hindered?


He was hindered in his hind end.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-04-17 11:20:33 AM
This joke will NEVER not be funny.
 
2013-04-17 11:33:09 AM
Damn near rear nearly killed him.

ftfm, thanks.
 
2013-04-17 11:45:39 AM
Between the headline and tag usage, I'm dying over here. Great job Subby.
 
2013-04-17 11:51:40 AM
So which is it? a NJ, or Heroin Trifecta that is in play?  A rare dual Trifecta?
 
2013-04-17 11:57:13 AM

FatherChaos: Smack dat ass.


Win.
 
2013-04-17 12:07:17 PM

xiola: Fun when you can picture the whole article in your head before clicking the link simply by reading the 4 - word Fark headline.

/my people.   love you guys
// tearing up over here


verklempt even?

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

FatherChaos: Smack dat ass.


Well played, old chap.
 
2013-04-17 12:56:53 PM

Karl LaFong: dantheman195: Lakewood NJ

Home to:

Tent city (large homeless camp taking over a wooded area of town)
Mexicans
Jews
African Americans
Skinheads/Neo Nazis
Pineys
A power plant
horrible drivers
senior citizen communities
corrupt officials
Muster Zones
schools in warehouses or old industrial buildings

You forgot the Lakewood BlueClaws.

[lakewood.blueclaws.milb.com image 215x160]


and Georgian Court University!

i went to school there. catholic college in the middle of a huge hasidic jew community.

fun times.
 
2013-04-17 01:04:17 PM
Great headline!
 
2013-04-17 01:19:42 PM
Was gonna post a picture of a screencap of Black Sheep so I did a GIS for "Black Sheep rectum".  FML
 
2013-04-17 01:21:02 PM

dantheman195: What does this have to do with Colorado?


There is a Lakewood, Colorado so I think there was a little mix-up as far as in which Lakewood the inicident took place.
 
2013-04-17 05:59:33 PM
*
 
2013-04-17 07:12:18 PM

Rectum damn near killed em: *


Subby here....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
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