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(TMZ)   Sharon Osbourne says she won't go back to her husband until he's been clean and sober for months   (tmz.com) divider line 31
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2013-04-17 10:02:11 AM
If I was married to her and seen her face without makeup I would be stoned all the time too.
 
2013-04-17 10:04:23 AM
I don't get it.

She took him in, then she drove him out.   Does she have him hypnotized?
 
2013-04-17 10:05:00 AM
If you don't like the drugs and the booze, why the F did you marry him?
 
2013-04-17 10:06:45 AM
So...she's gotten all the money she can out of Ozzy?
 
2013-04-17 10:07:12 AM
How could she tell?
 
2013-04-17 10:13:27 AM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: So...she's gotten all the money she can out of Ozzy?


When he was the meal ticket she put up with all his drug-and-alcohol-induced crazy and watched his brain slowly melt. Now that she's bringing in the bucks she's had enough.

Women.
 
2013-04-17 10:25:03 AM
I refer to this sub-human as She Who Shall Not be Named. Truly a disgusting person.
 
2013-04-17 10:27:48 AM

Cletus C.: When he was the meal ticket she put up with all his drug-and-alcohol-induced crazy and watched his brain slowly melt. Now that she's bringing in the bucks she's had enough.

Women.


Sad, but true.
 
2013-04-17 10:33:26 AM
I'm just pissed that this could affect the new Sabbath album/possible tour.
 
2013-04-17 10:40:10 AM

ModernLuddite: I'm just pissed that this could affect the new Sabbath album/possible tour.


Or it explains why such a tour exists..  dude needs cash.
 
2013-04-17 10:49:52 AM
Good luck with that.
 
2013-04-17 11:01:17 AM
BRILLIANT headline!
 
2013-04-17 11:02:13 AM

Mega Steve: Cletus C.: When he was the meal ticket she put up with all his drug-and-alcohol-induced crazy and watched his brain slowly melt. Now that she's bringing in the bucks she's had enough.
Women. Addicts.
Sad, but true.


Putting up someone's addiction after they've been clean for a long time is a little different than putting up with it when you're both partying your brains out. But don't let me get in the way of the misogyny train. You guys who have never felt the touch of a conscious woman need to work it off somehow, I guess.
 
2013-04-17 11:04:48 AM

Guelph35: ModernLuddite: I'm just pissed that this could affect the new Sabbath album/possible tour.

Or it explains why such a tour exists..  dude needs cash.


The whole thing is setting up to be a dud. Bill Ward's out, Tony got cancer, the album title is stupid, and now Ozzy's off the wagon again. I love Black Sabbath and it's one of my all-time favorite bands, but it's time to let it go.
 
2013-04-17 11:14:32 AM

cryinoutloud: Mega Steve: Cletus C.: When he was the meal ticket she put up with all his drug-and-alcohol-induced crazy and watched his brain slowly melt. Now that she's bringing in the bucks she's had enough.
Women. Addicts.
Sad, but true.

Putting up someone's addiction after they've been clean for a long time is a little different than putting up with it when you're both partying your brains out. But don't let me get in the way of the misogyny train. You guys who have never felt the touch of a conscious woman need to work it off somehow, I guess.


It was her choice not to be conscious/

You have a problem with choice?
 
2013-04-17 11:16:06 AM
Don't tell me, show me.


Smart woman.


verbaltoxin: The whole thing is setting up to be a dud. Bill Ward's out, Tony got cancer, the album title is stupid, and now Ozzy's off the wagon again. I love Black Sabbath and it's one of my all-time favorite bands, but it's time to let it go.


Maybe if they all got stoned it would be a better album? And if Ward knew Ozzy had some high quality shiat then maybe he'd be up for it!
 
2013-04-17 11:24:04 AM

verbaltoxin: Guelph35: ModernLuddite: I'm just pissed that this could affect the new Sabbath album/possible tour.

Or it explains why such a tour exists..  dude needs cash.

The whole thing is setting up to be a dud. Bill Ward's out, Tony got cancer, the album title is stupid, and now Ozzy's off the wagon again. I love Black Sabbath and it's one of my all-time favorite bands, but it's time to let it go.


You know if there was only some type of green, herbal medicine that may or may not help Tony get rid of cancer you'd think he'd try it.
 
2013-04-17 12:18:32 PM
Publicity stunt from a cunning....
 
2013-04-17 12:48:42 PM
If that's the case, buh bye you farking coont. Ozzy is incapable of sobriety. If I was married to her, I would be incapable of sobriety as well.

/That's one messed up family
 
2013-04-17 01:09:01 PM

cryinoutloud: Mega Steve: Cletus C.: When he was the meal ticket she put up with all his drug-and-alcohol-induced crazy and watched his brain slowly melt. Now that she's bringing in the bucks she's had enough.
Women. Addicts.
Sad, but true.

Putting up someone's addiction after they've been clean for a long time is a little different than putting up with it when you're both partying your brains out. But don't let me get in the way of the misogyny train. You guys who have never felt the touch of a conscious woman need to work it off somehow, I guess.


Living with a controlling harpy all those years might just drive you back on the pills and the bottle.  Especially one who likes to send her own children's feces to people who displease her.
 
2013-04-17 01:12:47 PM
Headline: Sharon Osbourne says she won't go back to her husband until he's been clean and sober for months

Dog months?
 
2013-04-17 01:35:55 PM
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2013-04-17 01:49:02 PM

SithLord: verbaltoxin: Guelph35: ModernLuddite: I'm just pissed that this could affect the new Sabbath album/possible tour.

Or it explains why such a tour exists..  dude needs cash.

The whole thing is setting up to be a dud. Bill Ward's out, Tony got cancer, the album title is stupid, and now Ozzy's off the wagon again. I love Black Sabbath and it's one of my all-time favorite bands, but it's time to let it go.

You know if there was only some type of green, herbal medicine that may or may not help Tony get rid of cancer you'd think he'd try it.


He's in remission, thankfully, and the album was completed with 2/3 of the original band in-tact. Brad Wilk did the drumming sessions.
 
2013-04-17 02:15:53 PM
Sounds like his drinking problem left him.

Hank III song  maybe some NSFW language, I don't remember offhand.
 
2013-04-17 03:39:33 PM

wrenchboy: If I was married to her and seen her face without makeup I would be stoned all the time too.


Pretty much this.  Also her voice is like nails on a chalk board.
 
2013-04-17 06:00:31 PM
Their marriage has many problems, but if they have made it work all these years, they have to love each other. Whatever the public thinks, maybe this is a deal in their marriage. You can't stay sober with the love of your life drinking. And you have to be firm with an addict. She doesn't want his slip to become the whole family spiraling back into addiction.
 
2013-04-17 10:33:21 PM
She's doing is RIGHT. I have even more hope for Ozzy now. Love them both!
 
2013-04-17 10:38:13 PM

redheededstepchild: ...the whole family spiraling back into addiction.


Now, that would be entertaining.
 
2013-04-17 10:45:06 PM

verbaltoxin: SithLord: verbaltoxin: Guelph35: ModernLuddite: I'm just pissed that this could affect the new Sabbath album/possible tour.

Or it explains why such a tour exists..  dude needs cash.

The whole thing is setting up to be a dud. Bill Ward's out, Tony got cancer, the album title is stupid, and now Ozzy's off the wagon again. I love Black Sabbath and it's one of my all-time favorite bands, but it's time to let it go.

You know if there was only some type of green, herbal medicine that may or may not help Tony get rid of cancer you'd think he'd try it.

He's in remission, thankfully, and the album was completed with 2/3 of the original band in-tact. Brad Wilk did the drumming sessions.


How do you get 2/3 from a 4-member band?
 
2013-04-18 08:31:00 AM

cryinoutloud: Mega Steve: Cletus C.: When he was the meal ticket she put up with all his drug-and-alcohol-induced crazy and watched his brain slowly melt. Now that she's bringing in the bucks she's had enough.
Women. Addicts.
Sad, but true.

Putting up someone's addiction after they've been clean for a long time is a little different than putting up with it when you're both partying your brains out. But don't let me get in the way of the misogyny train. You guys who have never felt the touch of a conscious woman need to work it off somehow, I guess.


You assume that I hate all women with those three words? I assure you that I don't. I just don't like Sharon.
 
2013-04-18 09:10:25 AM
Hey, I have 39 days! Sharon, baby!
 
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