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(TMZ)   Billy Dee Williams causes fender bender, tells police it wasn't his fault because his car had gotten there first   (tmz.com) divider line 36
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2013-04-17 08:28:07 AM
DUICOLT45
 
2013-04-17 08:29:41 AM
I'm sure that excuse works every time.
 
2013-04-17 08:32:03 AM
He's getting too old for this shiat.
 
2013-04-17 08:32:29 AM
It's hard to hold on to the steering wheel with jeri curl juice all over the interior.
 
2013-04-17 08:32:41 AM
[Obscure Nighthawks reference]
 
2013-04-17 08:33:51 AM
"It's not my fault!"
 
2013-04-17 08:35:13 AM
This deal's getting worse all the time.
 
2013-04-17 08:36:21 AM
He then got acid thrown into his face by the other angry driver, and got turned into Tommy Lee Jones.
 
2013-04-17 08:37:31 AM

Donnchadha: I'm sure that excuse works every time.


LOL
 
2013-04-17 08:37:54 AM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-04-17 08:42:43 AM
They have altered the fender. Pray they do not alter it any further.
 
2013-04-17 08:47:05 AM
I'm sure he figured he'd last longer against those cars than he would against that Death Star, and might just take a few of them with him.
 
2013-04-17 08:47:38 AM
This thread is seriously lacking a seriously slick Billy Dee approaching a stunning black woman with a Colt 45 beer in his hand. Because that is the only thing he is famous for. Mo fo had some style.
 
2013-04-17 08:52:16 AM
"I'll take good care of her, she won't get a scratch"
 
2013-04-17 09:02:13 AM
Was that radar thingie knocked off the roof?
 
2013-04-17 09:11:54 AM

berylman: This thread is seriously lacking a seriously slick Billy Dee approaching a stunning black woman with a Colt 45 beer in his hand. Because that is the only thing he is famous for. Mo fo had some style.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0VZj-85E5o
 
2013-04-17 09:22:18 AM
...and the rest was easy.

/Hello, hello
 
2013-04-17 09:31:09 AM
I am altering the premium, pray I don't alter it further.
 
2013-04-17 09:33:06 AM

free_waffles: berylman: This thread is seriously lacking a seriously slick Billy Dee approaching a stunning black woman with a Colt 45 beer in his hand. Because that is the only thing he is famous for. Mo fo had some style.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0VZj-85E5o


Thanks I needed that on multiple levels. No joke
 
2013-04-17 09:47:34 AM
Smooth, Billy. Really smooth. Like Colt .45
 
2013-04-17 10:08:03 AM
Of course, they'll replace him with Tommy Lee Jones for the trial.
 
2013-04-17 10:10:58 AM
If you don't shut it down, I'll screw up somethin' else!
 
2013-04-17 10:27:48 AM
Wow, for 76, his voice is still awesome!  Why haven't we seen him in more main-stream productions these past 30 years?
 
2013-04-17 10:36:53 AM
Don't worry, Lobot will get this problem fixed.

www.i-mockery.com
 
2013-04-17 10:44:53 AM
Somebody must have told them about his little maneuver at the Battle of Taanab.
 
2013-04-17 11:08:22 AM

trotsky: Smooth, Billy. Really smooth. Like Colt .45


This.
 
2013-04-17 11:13:25 AM
No worries.  The General can get out of this with a bucket of his delicious fried chicken.

v008o.popscreen.com

/MMMmm, Mmmmm
//Hot like a greasy bucket of chicken
 
2013-04-17 11:13:32 AM
www.i-mockery.com

Fark Lando Calrissian!

/Obligatory.
 
2013-04-17 11:19:13 AM
Must have been a hell of an accident
pcmedia.ign.com
 
2013-04-17 11:20:13 AM
Earthman, your Mickey Mouse is one big stupid dope!
 
2013-04-17 11:31:00 AM
Billy Dee:  I had no choice. My car arrived right before you did. I'm sorry.
Other guy: I'm sorry too
 
2013-04-17 11:33:37 AM
Lando shot first??
 
2013-04-17 11:57:51 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Sorry, baby, it's just business.
 
2013-04-17 02:28:54 PM
I read that as gender bender and then I thought, "is that even possible?"


/what a wreck
 
2013-04-17 02:42:43 PM
It makes me wanna scream:  http://youtu.be/WrvHMW4rviE
 
2013-04-17 08:46:56 PM
playfulpallett.com
 
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