Too_many_Brians: For me the main problem is the blahs.
FarkingReading: 1. Why is my wife such a shrieking banshee?2. How did I ever convince myself that asking her to marry me was a good move?3. How have I gone this long without killing her? Oh, right. The booze.4. How can I kill my wife without making too much of a mess?5. How can I get away with it?
Prank Monkey: FarkingReading: 1. Why is my wife such a shrieking banshee?2. How did I ever convince myself that asking her to marry me was a good move?3. How have I gone this long without killing her? Oh, right. The booze.4. How can I kill my wife without making too much of a mess?5. How can I get away with it?If true, that sucks. Nothing is worth living like that. Nothing
Smeggy Smurf: 1. Are you a quitter2. Why are you a quitter3. Don't you know quitters never win4. Do you want to be a winner5. What are you having, winner
Too_many_Brians: These are the questions that I just asked myself at the beginning of the year. I stopped for about 6 weeks and started feeling a little more in control. I drank some one day and realized that I didn't like how I felt. It's now been another month and I'm starting to feel good. For me the main problem is the blahs. Without alcohol you don't get as many shiny colors and the levels are mostly muted. But it does help to keep the anxiety swings and the depression lows in check.
mudpants: 1. Why did I run out of beer at five o clock on a wednesday?2. Is the drivethru open?3. Do I have cash?4. Do I have a car?I'll be back in five minutes with question 5.
pute kisses like a man: what is with the onslaught of prohibitionary articles being greenlit? has MADD gotten new lobby money?this is getting out of hand.
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