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2013-04-17 08:09:44 AM
Thanks, Subby McBringDown.
 
2013-04-17 08:28:50 AM
I'll quit completely when I'm training for something, like right now I have a half-marathon coming up. I find it easier to just not drink at all than to worry about counting drinks. Plus that first martini after a dry spell is pretty amazing.
 
2013-04-17 08:34:45 AM
This seems like a good article, this is a bookmark.
 
2013-04-17 10:17:17 AM
6) Is the bottle empty already?
 
2013-04-17 11:34:31 AM
what is with the onslaught of prohibitionary articles being greenlit?  has MADD gotten new lobby money?

this is getting out of hand.
 
2013-04-17 11:50:54 AM
1. Do I have money?
2. Do I have time?
3. Do I have to drive anywhere?
4. Do I have anything important to do later or the next morning?
5. Can't think of a 5th question
 
2013-04-17 11:51:36 AM
These are the questions that I just asked myself at the beginning of the year. I stopped for about 6 weeks and started feeling a little more in control. I drank some one day and realized that I didn't like how I felt. It's now been another month and I'm starting to feel good. For me the main problem is the blahs. Without alcohol you don't get as many shiny colors and the levels are mostly muted. But it does help to keep the anxiety swings and the depression lows in check.
 
2013-04-17 12:02:40 PM

Too_many_Brians:  For me the main problem is the blahs.



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2013-04-17 12:16:36 PM
FloydA:Lol.
 
2013-04-17 12:28:57 PM
1. Why is my wife such a shrieking banshee?
2. How did I ever convince myself that asking her to marry me was a good move?
3. How have I gone this long without killing her? Oh, right. The booze.
4. How can I kill my wife without making too much of a mess?
5. How can I get away with it?
 
2013-04-17 12:35:04 PM

FarkingReading: 1. Why is my wife such a shrieking banshee?
2. How did I ever convince myself that asking her to marry me was a good move?
3. How have I gone this long without killing her? Oh, right. The booze.
4. How can I kill my wife without making too much of a mess?
5. How can I get away with it?


If true, that sucks. Nothing is worth living like that. Nothing
 
2013-04-17 12:36:29 PM

Prank Monkey: FarkingReading: 1. Why is my wife such a shrieking banshee?
2. How did I ever convince myself that asking her to marry me was a good move?
3. How have I gone this long without killing her? Oh, right. The booze.
4. How can I kill my wife without making too much of a mess?
5. How can I get away with it?

If true, that sucks. Nothing is worth living like that. Nothing


No, I'm just kidding. And you're right. That's why I divorced her. New girlfriend is awesome girlfriend. ;)
 
2013-04-17 04:16:18 PM
1.  Are you a quitter
2.  Why are you a quitter
3.  Don't you know quitters never win
4.  Do you want to be a winner
5.  What are you having, winner
 
2013-04-17 05:07:52 PM
1. Why did I run out of beer at five o clock on a wednesday?
2. Is the drivethru open?
3. Do I have cash?
4. Do I have a car?
I'll be back in five minutes with question 5.
 
2013-04-17 06:25:54 PM

Smeggy Smurf: 1.  Are you a quitter
2.  Why are you a quitter
3.  Don't you know quitters never win
4.  Do you want to be a winner
5.  What are you having, winner


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2013-04-17 06:47:39 PM

Too_many_Brians: These are the questions that I just asked myself at the beginning of the year. I stopped for about 6 weeks and started feeling a little more in control. I drank some one day and realized that I didn't like how I felt. It's now been another month and I'm starting to feel good. For me the main problem is the blahs. Without alcohol you don't get as many shiny colors and the levels are mostly muted. But it does help to keep the anxiety swings and the depression lows in check.


I stopped drinking and smoking all at once in November 2012. Picked it right back up at the end of February.
It is farking AWESOME.
/pops a beer top.  :-)
 
2013-04-17 07:31:45 PM
1) is life worth living without alcohol?

cant think of another 4
 
2013-04-17 07:44:04 PM
1.) Am I out of booze?
2.) Is the liquor store closed?
 
2013-04-17 07:47:22 PM
1) Why?
2) Are you sure?
3) What's wrong with you?
4) Don't you like fun?
5) How else is that blonde with the big tits gonna sleep with you?
 
2013-04-17 08:53:33 PM
From the questions the writer poses and the answers she/he writes it's obvious that he/she has a drinking problem.

And this FTFA: 'There's a myth that says to give up drinking you have to hit rock bottom,'

Huh? That myth doesn't exist. People stop/slow down their drinking for all sorts of reasons - be it being sick of hangovers - it costing too much - or their just tired of getting blasted.

And the myth that people don't stop drinking until they hit 'rock bottom' isn't true either unless you find a way to keep re-defining 'rock bottom'.
 
2013-04-17 09:17:53 PM
5. should I stop for tacos and beer on the way ?
 
2013-04-17 09:45:22 PM
5 Questions to ask yourself before writing for Yahoo.

1) Do I know what I am writing about?
2) Do I care what I am writing about?
3) Do people still use Yahoo?
4) If nobody reads Yahoo, will Yahoo pay me even though they have no ad revenue?
5) Will writing for Yahoo drive me to drink?
 
2013-04-17 11:34:42 PM
1) Why am I reading this article instead of drinking?
 
2013-04-18 01:19:56 AM
Alcohol makes me like life more.

Whaddaya mean I drink too much? There's plenty left at the store for you.
 
2013-04-18 01:41:29 AM

mudpants: 1. Why did I run out of beer at five o clock on a wednesday?
2. Is the drivethru open?
3. Do I have cash?
4. Do I have a car?
I'll be back in five minutes with question 5.


Dude, screw that. We have liqour stores that DELIVER where I live! Every night can be a Fark Party at Casa Del Dezilith!
 
2013-04-18 02:41:32 AM

pute kisses like a man: what is with the onslaught of prohibitionary articles being greenlit?  has MADD gotten new lobby money?

this is getting out of hand.


Hit up TotalFark for a month. There is a thread every night about someone trying to manage their alcohol problems. It is a legit issue within this community.
 
2013-04-18 08:52:25 AM
6) Have you tired cannabis?
 
2013-04-18 10:07:51 AM

Smeggy Smurf: 1.  Are you a quitter
2.  Why are you a quitter
3.  Don't you know quitters never win
4.  Do you want to be a winner
5.  What are you having, winner


My parents didn't raise a quitter.
Besides, what the hell else I am going to do while I'm watching baseball this time of year?
 
2013-04-18 10:59:58 AM
quotetheshow.com
 
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