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(Telegraph)   Nipple care tip: Hairspray will keep them erect   ( divider line
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10295 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Nov 2001 at 5:16 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-11-28 05:18:06 PM  
trust me it works
2001-11-28 05:18:33 PM  
Gentlemen: don't try that on your weeners
2001-11-28 05:19:07 PM  
Im gona have to try this, after getting nipple rings torn out, they just dont look right unless im really cold, thenthey pop up and look normal.
2001-11-28 05:20:20 PM  
I imagine lacquer would work too.
I prefer to keep female nipples erect with my toungue,teeth,and lips.
2001-11-28 05:20:47 PM  
As if I don't use enuf hairspray now.. hubby would love it tho..
2001-11-28 05:22:48 PM  
Wow, it really does work! :)
2001-11-28 05:23:39 PM  
Yeah, but it tastes like shiat!
2001-11-28 05:24:46 PM  
Hmm,just the article I was looking for...
2001-11-28 05:26:20 PM  
I'm a visual learner... pictures please?
2001-11-28 05:28:30 PM  
Someone else's toungue works good too.
2001-11-28 05:29:11 PM  
Now they just need to invent strawberry flavored non toxic hairspray and we're all set!
2001-11-28 05:29:14 PM  
If our women can't have hard nipples then the terrorists have already won
2001-11-28 05:29:18 PM  
Ah, the wonders of modern technology
2001-11-28 05:31:56 PM  
the brits are obsessed with sex?
cool another reason to move to the UK
2001-11-28 05:32:42 PM  
Vici, hairspray, and a Ninja Burger t-shirt.
2001-11-28 05:33:02 PM  
that explains so much about my ex. so much. i just thought that shw as weird, but now i know she really was.
2001-11-28 05:33:10 PM  
Yet another modern technology application.
Nipples For Sale!
2001-11-28 05:34:22 PM  
I agree Karpage pics if you please....
2001-11-28 05:35:15 PM  
We need before and after picture!!!!
2001-11-28 05:38:02 PM  
Gentlemen: don't try that on your weeners

Now I read this.
It doesn't work, by the way.
2001-11-28 05:43:17 PM  
Does it make old ladies elbows erect?
2001-11-28 05:43:31 PM  
Bigpeeler: No, but as Fancy shows w/ the oh so talented (well, I call that talent) Britney shows, they ain't so bad just a few inches away ...
2001-11-28 05:43:34 PM  
hmm...yeah, NSFW, defintely.
2001-11-28 05:45:06 PM  
Fancy Jacket
Yo!! Watch the Bandwidth. Shrink that pic my man. This ain't a Photoshop thread.
2001-11-28 05:45:51 PM  
Damn, now my hands are all sticky.
2001-11-28 05:46:13 PM  
Damn I was hoping the London Telegraph was giving us this:)

Small gallery, but no popups. May be other pix on the site, but haven't time 2 look.

Lotsa popups.

Nice gallery, only 1 popup to enter the main site.

Hope this keeps ye satisfied.

2001-11-28 05:46:58 PM  
Did I say NSFW? Good I did now.

I'll sign off ...

(seems kinda preposterous to sign off boobies-style posts with S.T.Pickrell, whereas with my serious posts it lends a bit of class.)
2001-11-28 05:47:12 PM  
Hmm.. Don't need it, I'm always on high beam.. I don't even use the stuff on my hair, anyway..
2001-11-28 05:48:46 PM  
nice nip, er tip
2001-11-28 05:48:54 PM  
I watched part of that show too.. was quite interesting...
2001-11-28 05:50:14 PM  
Your pepperoni's must be huge too!! (Judging from the size of your girls in your picture)
2001-11-28 05:58:32 PM  
Pepperonis? I nearly fell off my chair..

Nah, not huge..
2001-11-28 05:58:43 PM  
"guns blazing"
2001-11-28 06:04:10 PM  
"Damn, now my hands are all sticky."

Funny, mine too...
2001-11-28 06:05:15 PM  
St.Alfonzo: That's because you've been stirring it with your crock.
2001-11-28 06:05:58 PM  
*grabs for my can of Aqua Net*
2001-11-28 06:22:13 PM  
My ex-girlfriend used to do that. I agree with Saywhat, though... it tastes prett bad.
2001-11-28 06:35:18 PM  
I must try this out at some point. But then again, the fingers work well.

2001-11-28 06:40:27 PM  
haha, now to run around town with cans of hairspray =D
2001-11-28 06:45:17 PM  
Speaking of nipples...
Anyone see Farrah Fawcett's nipples?
The things are like 2 cow udders !
2001-11-28 06:49:55 PM  
Wow, years of reading Cosmo and they never told me about this. I'll definitely do it next time I need to go score free drinks, but not if I'm planning on getting any action. I don't want someone making "eeew" faces when they try to tease and please "the girls."
2001-11-28 06:52:42 PM  
Hey Shawn, i don't think any body cares if your nipples are hard, and actually i am kinda disgusted that your fingers work well in making your nipples hard.
2001-11-28 06:54:57 PM  
Slayerswine: I know what you mean. My god, those things are like thumbs! Eye-pokers. But nice.
2001-11-28 07:03:27 PM  
"Hey Shawn, i don't think any body cares if your nipples are hard, and actually i am kinda disgusted that your fingers work well in making your nipples hard."

Oh dear, I left out mention of my dear wife in that post.

My bad.

2001-11-28 07:12:24 PM  
And you can make your hair fuller by pulling your bra over your head.
Kat [TotalFark]
2001-11-28 07:25:50 PM  
psshaw, any woman who needs hair spray to keep 'em hard well i dont know, ive been tryng to keep them soft in school for something like three years. Boys LOVE to point out hard nips. *sigh*
2001-11-28 07:28:43 PM  
I have to agree. Being a boy, I love to point out hard nips. But then again, they do all the pointing themselves.
2001-11-28 07:50:56 PM  
2001-11-28 07:56:43 PM  
Kat: can we please have a pic of you in yeah, thats it--school!
2001-11-28 08:25:26 PM  
Wow, I didn't even know there was a place for a picture in people's profiles. Neat.
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