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(PolicyMic)   Top 10 crazy conspiracy tweets on Boston Bombing. Come for the 'I blame Fartbongo.' Stay for the 'I blame women.' And don't miss the Camel Piss beverage angle   (policymic.com) divider line 53
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2013-04-17 08:01:25 AM
I blame Nike, in their ongoing corporate war against adidas.
 
2013-04-17 08:10:40 AM
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame.
 
2013-04-17 08:11:11 AM
Calling Islamic terrorists "coonts" isn't blaming women any more than calling someone a dick means you literally think they are a six foot tall male sexual organ.
 
2013-04-17 08:11:55 AM
ChrisDe

Some people claim that there's a woman to blame

But I know, it's my own damn ..............................................
 
2013-04-17 08:12:02 AM
It's not well known in the west, but in Arabia, wars are fought over camel piss. It's used as a form of currency between the wealthy and is also drank during very lavish festivities. You know you're at the party of the millennium when they're serving camel piss.
 
2013-04-17 08:12:04 AM
Bunch of idiots. Fark already knows it must have been a white christian male. They do stuff like that all the time.
 
2013-04-17 08:12:10 AM
I still don't have a twitter account..
 
2013-04-17 08:13:23 AM

styckx: I still don't have a twitter account..


Same here. Facebook is a pain enough.
 
2013-04-17 08:13:48 AM

muck4doo: styckx: I still don't have a twitter account..

Same here. Facebook is a pain enough.


Exactly..
 
2013-04-17 08:15:03 AM
farking homo sapiens
 
2013-04-17 08:15:15 AM
Howie Carr did it first....
 
2013-04-17 08:15:41 AM

Tommy Moo: Calling Islamic terrorists "coonts" isn't blaming women any more than calling someone a dick means you literally think they are a six foot tall male sexual organ.


Unless they're female Islamic terrorists.
 
2013-04-17 08:15:43 AM
Oakland Raiders fan, still pissed about the Tuck Game.
 
2013-04-17 08:15:45 AM
Camel piss? There's a theory that bud light was involved in this?
 
2013-04-17 08:17:09 AM

acronym: farking homo sapiens


You think they are responsible?
 
2013-04-17 08:17:25 AM
My personal favorite is the "George Bush kept us safe for 8 years one". What kind of moron would say something like that? Isn't it better to keep your mouth shut and let us wonder if you are stupid than to open it and remove all doubt?
 
2013-04-17 08:17:25 AM
I love the "Gerorge Bush kept us safe for 8 years" line.    I bet you a dollar this guy has a "9/11 never forget" sticker on his Windstar.
 
2013-04-17 08:17:40 AM
Everybody is looking for it to be part of something bigger, but why can't it just be some random asshole who wanted to blow shiat up and hurt a bunch of people?
 
2013-04-17 08:18:12 AM
Based on the fact that nobody's taken credit, I just assumed it was a lone anarchist.

Old school.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1919_United_States_anarchist_bombings
 
2013-04-17 08:18:35 AM
" one.
 
2013-04-17 08:19:02 AM
The shooting?  Journalistic idiocy as usual.
 
2013-04-17 08:19:19 AM
good idea to highlight this article. it's no wonder i go to reddit. i would love to downvote this link so hard,
 
2013-04-17 08:20:59 AM
Feral_and_Preposterous George Bush kept us safe for 8 years 2013-04-17 08:17:25 AM

Archae hippy
George Bush kept us safe for 8 years 2013-04-17 08:17:25 AM

My first simulpost.
 
2013-04-17 08:21:51 AM
I say it was a Fat Chick. Who else hates thin, in-shape people doing things to lose weight as much as a bitter fat chick? No one, that's who.
 
2013-04-17 08:23:27 AM

OtherLittleGuy: Oakland Raiders fan, still pissed about the Tuck Game.


I call it the NFL starts tucking its penis for Tom Brady game.
 
2013-04-17 08:24:16 AM

Feral_and_Preposterous: My personal favorite is the "George Bush kept us safe for 8 years one". What kind of moron would say something like that? Isn't it better to keep your mouth shut and let us wonder if you are stupid than to open it and remove all doubt?


The way it's been explained to me (being completely serious) is 9/11 happened under Clinton's watch, because Bush hadn't been in office long enough.
 
2013-04-17 08:25:09 AM

Skarekrough: Howie Carr did it first....


Howie Carr is the most unoriginal hack out there. In his world all problems are caused by the Dems, unions, Kennedys or the Bulger Brothers. Carr is the local version of Bill OReilly.
 
2013-04-17 08:25:40 AM
Watch out annual Memorial Day Picnic One-Legged Race.  The competition just got a little stiffer.
 
2013-04-17 08:27:56 AM

spentmiles: Watch out annual Memorial Day Picnic One-Legged Race.  The competition just got a little stiffer.


You are a bad bad, bad bad man.
 
2013-04-17 08:28:11 AM
Now I'm just thowing this out there, but what if it was Zeus? The actual god Zeus, all pissed off because nobody cares about Zeus anymore...
 
2013-04-17 08:30:05 AM

WhippingBoy: I say it was a Fat Chick. Who else hates thin, in-shape people doing things to lose weight as much as a bitter fat chick? No one, that's who.


It won't get them on the cover of "The Rolling Stone", that's for sure.
 
2013-04-17 08:31:31 AM

Subdue their bellies: Now I'm just thowing this out there, but what if it was Zeus? The actual god Zeus, all pissed off because nobody cares about Zeus anymore...


Zeus is back on Nibiru. Don't think he cares much right now.
 
2013-04-17 08:37:09 AM

patthedog: [i.imgur.com image 800x910]
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http://www.snopes.com/politics/conspiracy/boston.asp


Should have left the graphic image out of it. Or blurred it, like the networks.
 
2013-04-17 08:41:26 AM

digistil: Feral_and_Preposterous: My personal favorite is the "George Bush kept us safe for 8 years one". What kind of moron would say something like that? Isn't it better to keep your mouth shut and let us wonder if you are stupid than to open it and remove all doubt?

The way it's been explained to me (being completely serious) is 9/11 happened under Clinton's watch, because Bush hadn't been in office long enough.


Explain those people how it's still bullshiat.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001_anthrax_attacks

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beltway_sniper_attacks

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knoxville_Unitarian_Universalist_church _s hooting
 
2013-04-17 08:44:50 AM

YodaBlues: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knoxville_Unitarian_Universalist_church _s hooting


That last one is extra special.
 
2013-04-17 08:53:18 AM
Other people have mentioned this before me, but keep in mind that in the days after 9/11 Bush's approval rating shot up to 90%. ie Many Democrats threw their support behind a Republican President in a very dark hour for America.

There's a pretty goddamned stark contrast here.

"Both sides are bad" my farking ass.
 
2013-04-17 09:14:10 AM

ph0rk: YodaBlues: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knoxville_Unitarian_Universalist_church _s hooting

That last one is extra special.


He's pissed at liberals because his food stamps are being cut off? Nice.
 
2013-04-17 09:14:57 AM
WBC says God did out of fury over marriage equality.

The "fury" of God can only kill three people and wound ten dozen more? Kinda makes you nostalgic for the Old Testament days when he could smite cities at will or even flood an entire planet.

From a Pillar of Fire to a mildew stain shaped like Jesus. How the mighty have fallen.
 
2013-04-17 09:24:25 AM

Trapper439: Other people have mentioned this before me, but keep in mind that in the days after 9/11 Bush's approval rating shot up to 90%. ie Many Democrats threw their support behind a Republican President in a very dark hour for America.

There's a pretty goddamned stark contrast here.

"Both sides are bad" my farking ass.


And in hindsight this was a terrible thing.
 
2013-04-17 09:24:33 AM

give me doughnuts: WBC says God did out of fury over marriage equality.


Wouldn't he have simply destroyed the house across the street from them? Seems like the most direct message.
 
2013-04-17 09:50:37 AM
This is Jimmy Carter's fault.
 
2013-04-17 09:54:11 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: give me doughnuts: WBC says God did out of fury over marriage equality.

Wouldn't he have simply destroyed the house across the street from them? Seems like the most direct message.



What do you expect from a deity who can only manage a vague likeness on a piece of toast?
 
2013-04-17 10:26:07 AM
America, your brand of crazy is too much
 
2013-04-17 10:40:23 AM

muck4doo: Bunch of idiots. Fark already knows it must have been a white christian male. They do stuff like that all the time.


A few do, while I haven't kept up on the fark comment threads and don't know who "everyone" blames I'm sure there are many opinions and until some evidence is in all of them are just opinions. I remember when OK city happened and the two co-workers on shift with me just KNEW it was "Arab terrorists" and wouldn't hear anything about White Supremicists, Militia wingnuts, lone bombers with an agenda or lone bombers with no agenda beyond enjoying blowing shiat up. Turns out they were wrong.

Just for kicks here is my usual go to suspicion list:

1) Military target --> Islamic terrorists
2) Culture war target --> Culture warrior (christian or anti-christian depending on target)
3) Random civilian target --> Islamic terrorists or lone bomber (kind of a toss-up depends on evidence and any manifesto left at the scene or mailed in later)
4) State or Federal Government target --> Lone bomber with a grudge

Just saying that has been what I have observed doesn't mean a thing until some evidence comes in though.
 
2013-04-17 10:51:45 AM
Sadly, not even close to being the worst of the worst, subby:

http://publicshaming.tumblr.com/post/48093470152/two-explosives-went -o ff-at-the-boston-marathon-on

# douchebags, #Ifarkinghatepeoplerightnow

*sigh*
 
2013-04-17 11:04:28 AM
Wow, didn't expect to see the "Amusing" tag next to a Boston bombing link, especially this soon.
 
2013-04-17 11:13:02 AM

cc_rider: Sadly, not even close to being the worst of the worst, subby:

http://publicshaming.tumblr.com/post/48093470152/two-explosives-went -o ff-at-the-boston-marathon-on

# douchebags, #Ifarkinghatepeoplerightnow

*sigh*


Jesus. Those people are unhinged. Just looking for an excuse, any excuse, to go out and hurt or kill some innocent people for the crime of being different.

You know how people were screaming as to why Obama didn't use the word "terrorism" in his first speech after the attack? This is why. It would have been a cattlecall to further senseless mayhem and bloodshed.
 
2013-04-17 11:21:16 AM
Yes...yes...it must be Muslims because decent God-fearing White People (TM) would never ever do something as evil as attack citizens of their own country., right?

harmonia.meccahosting.com

wonkette.com

i1.sndcdn.com
Right?
 
2013-04-17 11:37:38 AM
One of my coworkers assured me that the US government "allowed" North Koreans to set off the bombs so they'd have an excuse to go after North Korea, "just like 9/11".

I gave him an Implied Facepalm and told him to apply some critical thinking.  How he got into grad school in science, I'm not sure.
 
2013-04-17 12:03:16 PM
It makes me very sad to know that the WBC's comments were among the less offensive tweets.
 
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