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2013-04-17 07:09:47 AM
Nothing quite like looking to get a bone fragment inside you.
 
2013-04-17 07:09:59 AM
That sounds about right. It's Craigslist, what do you expect?
 
2013-04-17 07:10:56 AM
shiat and I thought New Yorkers overplayed the victim card. This takes it to a whole new level.
 
2013-04-17 07:11:05 AM
blogs.sfweekly.com
 
2013-04-17 07:11:06 AM
Americans are the most inventive people on Earth.

My penis is available for grief counseling...ladies.
 
2013-04-17 07:12:08 AM
My penis is a mad bomber. It needs to be punished long, and hard.

You're not going to let it get away without a fight are you, ladies?
 
2013-04-17 07:14:52 AM

nocturnal001: Americans are the most inventive people on Earth.

My penis is available for grief counseling...ladies.


But who will grief council the ladies after they experience your penis?
 
2013-04-17 07:15:51 AM

hardinparamedic: My penis is a mad bomber. It needs to be punished long, and hard.

You're not going to let it get away without a fight are you, ladies?


So in this analogy what would a predator drone become? Some type of sex toy?
 
2013-04-17 07:15:54 AM
Oh, the dick moves are just getting started. Just wait for the lawsuits against the city, the marathon organizers, the event sponsers, and any other money tree they can shake for "Not knowing some asshole was gonna blow up a bunch of people"
 
2013-04-17 07:16:31 AM

bmongar: nocturnal001: Americans are the most inventive people on Earth.

My penis is available for grief counseling...ladies.

But who will grief council the ladies after they experience your penis?


There is already an online support group for that.
 
2013-04-17 07:17:25 AM
If anybody used that line and I actually looked at Craigs List for dates, I'd be turned off.  Bunch of sickos.
 
2013-04-17 07:18:39 AM

nocturnal001: So in this analogy what would a predator drone become? Some type of sex toy?


You might say that. (Link is NSFW)
 
2013-04-17 07:19:55 AM

Cold_Sassy: If anybody used that line and I actually looked at Craigs List for dates, I'd be turned off.  Bunch of sickos.


If you were messed up enough to troll CL for booty it would probably turn you on.
 
2013-04-17 07:27:15 AM
not as bad (imo) as the looters who started grabbing the BAA jackets at the finish line.  not going to post the video here, it's on Google if you want to see it; I don't want to help spread wat they did any further
 
2013-04-17 07:28:23 AM

bmongar: But who will grief council the ladies after they experience your penis?


nocturnal001: There is already an online support group for that.


Someday there might even be people in the support group!
 
2013-04-17 07:33:51 AM
To the woman wearing red next to the second explosion...
 
2013-04-17 07:35:05 AM
TFA: It was moving, really, how everyone came together.
 
2013-04-17 07:38:50 AM
Disaster sex.
Not to be confused with disastrous sex.
Of course, both may apply here, it is Boston after all.

/more than a feeling?
 
2013-04-17 07:43:17 AM

MythDragon: Oh, the dick moves are just getting started. Just wait for the lawsuits against the city, the marathon organizers, the event sponsers, and any other money tree they can shake for "Not knowing some asshole was gonna blow up a bunch of people"


I can't wait for the lawsuits against nail and ball bearing manufacturers.
 
2013-04-17 07:45:05 AM
I don't see anything wrong with Craigslist dating...

I met 50 or 60 of my most recent hookups that way!
 
2013-04-17 07:47:40 AM

swankywanky: not as bad (imo) as the looters who started grabbing the BAA jackets at the finish line.  not going to post the video here, it's on Google if you want to see it; I don't want to help spread wat they did any further


volunteers were trying to distribute the jackets "to comfort the injured or those who could not go back to the hotel."
"Yes, some people took advantage of it, what can you do," Sim Salabim wrote, "but it's not looting what you see."
 
2013-04-17 07:49:18 AM

dragonchild: bmongar: But who will grief council the ladies after they experience your penis?

nocturnal001: There is already an online support group for that.

Someday there might even be people in the support group!


We can hope. For now the only members are an old wet dry vac, a spam bot that I sent some dirty pics to, and the 1993 sears lingerie catalogue.
 
2013-04-17 08:06:23 AM
I live in Boston. Come on over to my place and we'll have a blast!
 
2013-04-17 08:16:57 AM

AlanSmithee: I live in Boston. Come on over to my place and we'll have a blast!


raeleigh.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-17 08:21:46 AM

abhorrent1: swankywanky: not as bad (imo) as the looters who started grabbing the BAA jackets at the finish line.  not going to post the video here, it's on Google if you want to see it; I don't want to help spread wat they did any further

volunteers were trying to distribute the jackets "to comfort the injured or those who could not go back to the hotel."
"Yes, some people took advantage of it, what can you do," Sim Salabim wrote, "but it's not looting what you see."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hM7Ura6Q4w

yeah, the chubby guy with the red jacket smoking a butt seems to be going all out to help folks
 
2013-04-17 09:20:46 AM

swankywanky: abhorrent1: swankywanky: not as bad (imo) as the looters who started grabbing the BAA jackets at the finish line.  not going to post the video here, it's on Google if you want to see it; I don't want to help spread wat they did any further

volunteers were trying to distribute the jackets "to comfort the injured or those who could not go back to the hotel."
"Yes, some people took advantage of it, what can you do," Sim Salabim wrote, "but it's not looting what you see."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hM7Ura6Q4w

yeah, the chubby guy with the red jacket smoking a butt seems to be going all out to help folks


Breaking news! Not everyone in Boston is a Saint. I'm still willing to give most people the benefit of the doubt though.
 
2013-04-17 09:28:18 AM
DON'T FORGET: everyone in Boston is a hero
 
2013-04-17 01:34:03 PM
There is evidence that shortly after a major disaster most women tend to have an increased libido.
 
2013-04-17 01:34:40 PM
There is evidence that shortly after a major disaster most women tend to have an increased libido.
 
2013-04-17 03:23:39 PM
"There were also ads in "Missed Connections" from people who were standing next to someone that they were attracted to right before the blast."

You: the petite chestnut-haired woman in the blue tank top and the viscera wrapped around your shoulders.  Me: 5'11", thin, tying off my femoral artery with my shoelace.  I MUST see you again!
 
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