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(The Scottish Sun)   Best advice of all time for female hikers: lose the bra. It may save your life someday. Subby plans on setting up trailhead advice stations to aid in this cause   (thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line 58
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2013-04-17 06:27:13 AM
"Magnetic fields exist around many items we commonly carry on hills.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-17 06:34:00 AM
Before going on an extended hike, have your breasts examined by a qualified volunteer.

(οYο)
 
2013-04-17 06:34:32 AM
Oh, thank God for a new titty thread. Those from last week we're a luxury, this one's a necessity.
 
2013-04-17 06:36:39 AM
I could think of many more life saving uses for having a bra on a hike than not having one. Depending on the type I'll bet they can provide a bit of rope, maybe catch fish, be rigged into a rabbit snare, even filter water a bit. That being said, as a red blooded American male, I like jiggling boobies almost more than anything so yeah, fark it. Leave it at home.
 
2013-04-17 06:37:29 AM
www.cosmeticsurgerytruth.com


Avid mountain climber?
 
2013-04-17 06:40:45 AM
Rupert Murdoch news: "By tits. For tits."
 
2013-04-17 06:41:06 AM
"reverse polarity"
Yes, that's the reason why braless is the way to go. Yessssss, that's it.
In other news, Fark users mount campaign to encourage compass use by women at sea level too.
 
2013-04-17 06:43:21 AM
As someone said in last week's thread  on bras - "Real men of Genius".
 
2013-04-17 06:48:42 AM
Or, you know, wear a sports bra.  Those don't usually have underwires, and if you are going on a serious hike, you probably don't want an underwire digging into your chest the whole time anyway.
 
2013-04-17 06:49:44 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [www.cosmeticsurgerytruth.com image 153x364]


Avid mountain climber?


Don't pick on her. She was obviously the victim of some freak melting accident. Remember the good times.
 
2013-04-17 06:56:10 AM

Jirafa: Or, you know, wear a sports bra.  Those don't usually have underwires, and if you are going on a serious hike, you probably don't want an underwire digging into your chest the whole time anyway.


That was my first thought.  Actually, that's not true, it was my second thought.
 
2013-04-17 06:56:26 AM
hollywoodnose.com

Has had his compass go wonky many times.

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2013-04-17 06:58:25 AM
Do people actually bring a compass when they hike?  I just follow the signs with the pretty arrows.  That being said, it must be true...this young lady doesn't appear to be lost at all.

Gonna label it NSFW just for the folks who work in churches and what not.  http://i.imgur.com/nanWRs5.jpg
 
2013-04-17 07:12:19 AM

daveb0rg: Do people actually bring a compass when they hike?  I just follow the signs with the pretty arrows.  That being said, it must be true...this young lady doesn't appear to be lost at all.

Gonna label it NSFW just for the folks who work in churches and what not.  http://i.imgur.com/nanWRs5.jpg


JesusGod that woman has pretty tits.


/in a mood to be effusive about titties; lemme alone.
 
2013-04-17 07:13:58 AM
And they are warning females to dump the garments - along with any other items that create a magnetic field - before heading for the hills.
  Run For The Hills??
 
2013-04-17 07:15:15 AM

daveb0rg: Do people actually bring a compass when they hike?  I just follow the signs with the pretty arrows.  That being said, it must be true...this young lady doesn't appear to be lost at all.

Gonna label it NSFW just for the folks who work in churches and what not.  http://i.imgur.com/nanWRs5.jpg


Sweet merciful mother of God!
 
2013-04-17 07:15:17 AM

Jirafa: Or, you know, wear a sports bra.  Those don't usually have underwires, and if you are going on a serious hike, you probably don't want an underwire digging into your chest the whole time anyway.


Plus, you get the added benefit of potentially being mistaken for a boy if any of those pesky mountain tribes decide to raid your expedition.
 
2013-04-17 07:17:33 AM

miss diminutive: Jirafa: Or, you know, wear a sports bra.  Those don't usually have underwires, and if you are going on a serious hike, you probably don't want an underwire digging into your chest the whole time anyway.

Plus, you get the added benefit of potentially being mistaken for a boy if any of those pesky mountain tribes decide to raid your expedition.


Don't those pesky mountain tribes usually prefer males?
 
2013-04-17 07:22:23 AM

digistil: miss diminutive: Jirafa: Or, you know, wear a sports bra.  Those don't usually have underwires, and if you are going on a serious hike, you probably don't want an underwire digging into your chest the whole time anyway.

Plus, you get the added benefit of potentially being mistaken for a boy if any of those pesky mountain tribes decide to raid your expedition.

Don't those pesky mountain tribes usually prefer males?


Only for feeding their goats.
 
2013-04-17 07:23:37 AM
Aren't the "under wires" usually plastic now?
 
2013-04-17 07:24:17 AM
www.trilobite.org
What a cute redhead without a bra might look like.
 
2013-04-17 07:48:58 AM
in other news, some people prefer compasses to a rock solid GPS unit, who knew?
 
2013-04-17 07:51:05 AM

penguinfark: Aren't the "under wires" usually plastic now?


Don't spread lies on the internet!  The funny thing about this article is that all the hydration packs for hiking have a powerful magnet right at the chest level.  I'd think that would be more of a concern than a bra wire.
 
2013-04-17 08:01:08 AM
This young lady seems to need directions....

pnsfw

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8156/7611413384_4aa2d6789d_z.jpg
 
2013-04-17 08:20:35 AM

Ed Grubermann: [www.trilobite.org image 320x480]
What a cute redhead without a bra might look like.


Does she appear naked anywhere?
 
2013-04-17 08:27:54 AM
We're going to need more pictures of women not wearing bras.
 
2013-04-17 08:33:31 AM

MagSeven: I could think of many more life saving uses for having a bra on a hike than not having one. Depending on the type I'll bet they can provide a bit of rope, maybe catch fish, be rigged into a rabbit snare, even filter water a bit. That being said, as a red blooded American male, I like jiggling boobies almost more than anything so yeah, fark it. Leave it at home.


True.
 
2013-04-17 08:40:35 AM

penguinfark: Aren't the "under wires" usually plastic now?


I just checked all my underwire bras with a magnet; they all have metal underwires.

Of course, I don't buy crappy bras, so make that should be taken into consideration.
 
2013-04-17 08:44:28 AM

penguinfark: Ed Grubermann: [www.trilobite.org image 320x480]
What a cute redhead without a bra might look like.

Does she appear naked anywhere?


Oh please please please... that type o' boobies is my weakness

/still love 'em all
//those are just my favorite
 
2013-04-17 08:51:51 AM

penguinfark: Aren't the "under wires" usually plastic now?


Some have metal wires coated with plastic, but the effect is still the same.
 
2013-04-17 09:05:04 AM

Jirafa: Of course, I don't buy crappy bras, so make that should be taken into consideration.


If it doesn't use whale bone it isn't a good bra
 
Poe
2013-04-17 09:18:32 AM

Meatschool: penguinfark: Ed Grubermann: [www.trilobite.org image 320x480]
What a cute redhead without a bra might look like.

Does she appear naked anywhere?

Oh please please please... that type o' boobies is my weakness

/still love 'em all
//those are just my favorite


Did you miss this thread from a week back or so?  (NSFW)
 
2013-04-17 09:22:43 AM
Now Honey,if you take your bra off and lie down with your head to the north,I can tell time too...
 
2013-04-17 09:26:27 AM
Ah, so now guys can point north instead of the compass
 
2013-04-17 09:31:48 AM

Poe: Meatschool: penguinfark: Ed Grubermann: [www.trilobite.org image 320x480]
What a cute redhead without a bra might look like.

Does she appear naked anywhere?

Oh please please please... that type o' boobies is my weakness

/still love 'em all
//those are just my favorite

Did you miss this thread from a week back or so?  (NSFW)


since i can't BM the other thread (which I did miss) I will bookmark the link.

/take THAT mods!
 
2013-04-17 09:31:55 AM
Who the fark would go hiking with a bra on? Sports bra, ok... but who wants to deal with itchy bra sweat while you're hiking?!
 
2013-04-17 09:40:21 AM
It never is a good idea to have magnetic ben wa balls.
 
2013-04-17 09:54:48 AM
Does anyone use a compass and map to navigate anymore? I'd sooner pull out a sextant and a star chart.

/but yes, the bras need to go
 
2013-04-17 10:03:19 AM

WelldeadLink: It never is a good idea to have magnetic ben wa balls.


Now that would definitely make a hike more exciting!
 
2013-04-17 10:11:30 AM

Poe: Meatschool: penguinfark: Ed Grubermann: [www.trilobite.org image 320x480]
What a cute redhead without a bra might look like.

Does she appear naked anywhere?

Oh please please please... that type o' boobies is my weakness

/still love 'em all
//those are just my favorite

Did you miss this thread from a week back or so?  (NSFW)


What does a bookmark look like?
 
2013-04-17 10:15:05 AM

Poe: Did you miss this thread from a week back or so?  (NSFW)


Saw it at work (where I have inline images disabled), but never got a chance to peruse it at home... I take it there is more of her in said thread.  That's a good thing.  Many thanks!
 
2013-04-17 11:21:26 AM
Is it just me, or is the media jumping on the braless bandwagon these days?  It's almost as if the media is trying to convince women to ditch the bra (yay, media!)     It used to be that only tabloids would cover stories of that nature, but I see more and more articles bringing attention to (or even written solely about) the bralessness of celebrities or "issues" related to going topwiggly.

Topwiggly - I made that up.  You know, maybe that's what the braless movement needs: a hip and trendy label that all the cool kids will use, bringing it into the mainstream "normal."

Topwiggly probably isn't it.  Too goofy.  Anyone else care to give it a shot?  With the Power of Fark, maybe we can bring the dream into reality!
 
2013-04-17 11:39:19 AM

bagumpity: bringing it into the mainstream "normal."


My accounting teacher in high school used to reminisce about the days back in the 80s when the high school girls in his classes would go without and he enjoyed the scenery in his classroom... unfortunately no CSBs here since that was about as far as he went into it...
 
2013-04-17 11:47:46 AM
I'd like to commission a study to determine that losing the bra improves cell phone reception too.
 
2013-04-17 12:08:56 PM
topwiggly works for me.

See if urban dictionary will publish.

/had Pandorapression published
 
2013-04-17 12:12:16 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: And they are warning females to dump the garments - along with any other items that create a magnetic field - before heading for the hills.
  Run For The Hills??


For Maiden fans everywhere..... no Jon, it's  Run To The Hills

moar boobies please
 
2013-04-17 12:16:55 PM
That was a mind numbingly stupid article, and this thread doesn't have nearly enough pictures of bra-less women.

maxcdn.fooyoh.com
 
2013-04-17 01:07:10 PM

penguinfark: Ed Grubermann: [www.trilobite.org image 320x480]
What a cute redhead without a bra might look like.

Does she appear naked anywhere?


I think she's an old Amis Angels model. So, yes.
 
2013-04-17 02:32:21 PM

MagSeven: I could think of many more life saving uses for having a bra on a hike than not having one. Depending on the type I'll bet they can provide a bit of rope, maybe catch fish, be rigged into a rabbit snare, even filter water a bit. That being said, as a red blooded American male, I like jiggling boobies almost more than anything so yeah, fark it. Leave it at home.


I'll bet a good, strong DD bra could be fashioned into a very effective bear bag as well. Also, boobies.
 
2013-04-17 03:09:38 PM
Heather Graham....
 
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