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(Komo)   The early bird catches the worm. The early pantsless shoplifter wearing only cherry tomatoes catches the frozen sausage sandwich   (komonews.com) divider line 23
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2013-04-17 02:37:00 AM  
"During that arrest, the man made numerous off-color comments to officers and was concealing narcotics and a pipe, according to the police report for that incident."

Uhhh, YOU search him.
 
2013-04-17 02:39:21 AM  
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2013-04-17 02:42:13 AM  
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2013-04-17 02:44:09 AM  

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2013-04-17 02:46:55 AM  
Usually, you only catch the dumb shoplifters, so you often get drunk/drugged/disturbed individuals like this.  The professional shoplifters you have to get lucky to catch, either that or recognize them when they enter the store.
 
2013-04-17 02:47:16 AM  
Umm, the second mouse gets the cheese?
 
2013-04-17 02:51:25 AM  

NeuralSpike: Umm, the second mouse gets the cheese?


FTA: The only thing found on him during a search was most of a still-frozen Jimmy Dean sausage sandwich.

If it's been anywhere near that sausage sandwich...no thanks.
 
2013-04-17 03:05:43 AM  
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2013-04-17 03:07:20 AM  
Noam Chomsky approves.
 
2013-04-17 03:14:09 AM  

Deacon Blue: Usually, you only catch the dumb shoplifters, so you often get drunk/drugged/disturbed individuals like this.  The professional shoplifters you have to get lucky to catch, either that or recognize them when they enter the store.


I wish I weren't so oblivious to those ones; when I worked at Circuit City, I got totally played by two guys who stole a bunch of Gamecube games. One distracted me with questions, moving around aisles, and the other one grabbed a bunch and put them under his coat. I was shown the security camera footage after we realized what happened; basically I'm just blind to the concept of people pulling something like that. Too trusting...
 
2013-04-17 03:33:21 AM  
Is this code, like "The Eagle has landed"?
 
2013-04-17 03:37:04 AM  

Clint_Torres: "During that arrest, the man made numerous off-color comments to officers and was concealing narcotics and a pipe, according to the police report for that incident."

Uhhh, YOU search him.


Where's that robot?
 
2013-04-17 03:47:45 AM  

ladyfortuna: Deacon Blue: Usually, you only catch the dumb shoplifters, so you often get drunk/drugged/disturbed individuals like this.  The professional shoplifters you have to get lucky to catch, either that or recognize them when they enter the store.

I wish I weren't so oblivious to those ones; when I worked at Circuit City, I got totally played by two guys who stole a bunch of Gamecube games. One distracted me with questions, moving around aisles, and the other one grabbed a bunch and put them under his coat. I was shown the security camera footage after we realized what happened; basically I'm just blind to the concept of people pulling something like that. Too trusting...


CSS ..I worked for a now defunct music shop as well, (A&B Sound).Had some guy using one of our music sample stations, slipping cds into his pants. I couldn't 100% say for sure he was stealing something, other than he's once tucked in shirt was no longer tucked in when he left the station. Told security to grab him when he leaves when the metal detector goes off. A girl left the shop at the same time the dude did. The metal detector went off, but the security guard only stopped the girl and let the dude go. Of course, the girl checked out fine.

The company couldn't figure out why they were hemorrhaging money.
 
2013-04-17 04:09:15 AM  
I once had a GF that let me hide cherry tomatoes in her "crotch"...
 
2013-04-17 04:50:54 AM  
What, it's not legal to carry a concealed frozen Jimmy Dean sausage anymore?
 
2013-04-17 05:54:16 AM  
Pics or it didn't hap-

You know what, I believe you. It happened.
 
2013-04-17 05:58:35 AM  

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2013-04-17 05:59:26 AM  
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2013-04-17 06:55:55 AM  
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2013-04-17 07:51:01 AM  

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2013-04-18 01:04:37 AM  

abhorrent1: ox45tallboy:

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