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(Some Guy)   Before Kid Rock was an American Badass he was a Kid N' Play reject   ( divider line
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10128 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Nov 2001 at 2:37 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-11-28 02:38:55 PM  
2001-11-28 02:39:50 PM  
2001-11-28 02:40:34 PM  
C'mon! Yodelin' in the valley was his best work!
...and Cold Wax the Booty?
2001-11-28 02:43:48 PM  
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2001-11-28 02:44:15 PM  
HAhahahahahahahahaheeheeheeheeheeheee. I am so happy I saw that. Kid Rock is prefab crap, like a modern hard rock Monkees. Man, I hope those pics get ALL over the net.
2001-11-28 02:44:47 PM  
sadly, i have to admit to owning a copy of the above mentioned album... and to think Insane Clown Posse actually let his dumb ass on Carnival of Carnage.

and for the record, his new CD sucks MUCH ASS!
2001-11-28 02:45:38 PM  
HELL YEAH!!! Yodelin' in the Valley! I had a friend from Detroit who introduced me to a lil' album called Grits Sandwiches For Breakfast. I suggest you go grab it now.



2001-11-28 02:46:56 PM  
These pictures are not hidden treasures, I mean, a cartoon of him looking like that is on the cover of the album 'Grits Sandwiches For Breakfast'.

His new album sucks by the way.
2001-11-28 02:47:09 PM  
St.Alfonzo i don't like him, but i should mention that he worked his ass off for years to get where he is so i think he does deserve respect for that.
2001-11-28 02:47:49 PM  
Some friends of mine met him on the warped tour a coupla years ago, they requested "yodelin". He wasn't too happy about it.

She stuck her finger in her booty, and then she licked it!
2001-11-28 02:48:31 PM  
2001-11-28 02:51:17 PM  
My personal favorite is "Balls in Ya Mouth". But "Yodlin in the Valley" and "Wax the Booty" are also great tracks. He needs to go back to that style and gain some respect.
2001-11-28 02:53:33 PM  
FatNutZ: Give me a break. How difficult is it to shout over Metallica songs?

Kid Rock is the beneficiary of spewing the right crap at the right time. I love the delicious agony of watching him hunker down, play guitar poorly, and crank out bad Black-Crowes-esque ballads in an effort to snatch the roots-rock sceptre from the dead claws of Lynyrd Skynyrd. God bless anybody who exposes this asshat for the trend-riding hack he is.
2001-11-28 02:54:00 PM  
I thinks it's crazy how ICP put him on their album when they were a much bigger act than him, and now that he's big he absolutely disowns them.

And for the record, I'd listen to ICP over Emimem any day of the week.
Hah hahahaha fark you!
2001-11-28 02:54:04 PM  
and this is new information?

where have you been.

despite the funny haircut (which was once in style y'know), kid rock has always been repected in the hip-hop community.

not that i'm a fan or anything.
2001-11-28 02:54:35 PM  
If Pamela Anderson is the prize, then I'm glad I'm loosin'.

Skanky lil Plastic-Girl.

I need someone far more genuine...and w/ less processed sand.
2001-11-28 02:54:37 PM  
Kid Rock is the embodiment of all that is wrong with pop culture.
2001-11-28 02:55:07 PM  
Thank you all so much. On top of the crappy weather and idiot co-workers, I now get to feel old too.
2001-11-28 02:58:40 PM  
I hate Kidd Rock!!!! HE MUST DIE!
2001-11-28 02:58:53 PM  
Haaa..he looks like one of the Icy Hot Stuntaz!!!
2001-11-28 03:00:23 PM  
Respected in the Hip-Hop community my ass. I want to see Company Flow kick the crap out of Kid Rock.
2001-11-28 03:01:48 PM  
11-28-01 02:51:17 PM Chemmie
My personal favorite is "Balls in Ya Mouth". But "Yodlin in the Valley" and "Wax the Booty" are also great tracks. He needs to go back to that style and gain some respect.

Oh what IS the world coming to?
2001-11-28 03:02:25 PM  
Am I supposed to be shocked? Der, he changed his look so what? I don't look the same as I did 11 years ago, neither does anyone in music, tv, or movies. (Except maybe Paul McCartney.) Besides Kid Rock's still the foul mouthed punk-azz he always was... Now he just makes sure he has one or two songs per album that will have something left of them after the censors get a hold of them so they can play on the radio...

However it did crack me up in 98,(99?) when he was up for the best new artist for the MTV music awards...
2001-11-28 03:03:39 PM  
"One day this kid would fark Pamela Anderson. Life's not fair."

he can have her.. seems like he is being punished if he is forced to fark her.
2001-11-28 03:03:58 PM  
Wicked Clowns!

Too bad their music has gone so far down the hill since Melinko. They were silly, but actually a great band. Great story, possibly the best production i have ever heard, decent rhymes even though they dont make much sense and the greatest live show on earth. They definatly got a horrible rap from the music community.
2001-11-28 03:04:48 PM  
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2001-11-28 03:06:26 PM  
By the way....farking Pamela Anderson is probably like throwing a hot dog down a hallway or waving your arm around in a warm room
2001-11-28 03:07:04 PM  
right, more pop-rock gossip. who cares. (apparently i do ,cuz im in here)
2001-11-28 03:07:46 PM  
Turds have come out of my ass that have more talent and appeal than Kid Suck.
2001-11-28 03:09:21 PM  
LOL! Vanilla Rock!

-he who stacks pork
2001-11-28 03:11:28 PM  
Mojo and Blue Owl: You 2 are way funnier than the actual pictures.
2001-11-28 03:14:14 PM  
With a name like Kid Rock people thought he went to Julliard?
2001-11-28 03:14:30 PM  
Pamela Anderson is just about the creepiest gal I know. Why on Earth would she choose to hook with this this 'white trash hit the lotto' guy. I bet his pecker is no where near as big as Tommy's!
2001-11-28 03:14:31 PM  
He still is a reject..
2001-11-28 03:16:14 PM  
YES! Juggalo Farkers! w00t w00t!

And as for Kid Rock: yes, 'tis true. I saw the "Grits Sandwiches for Breakfast" album in the rack at this CD store I go to. Somewhat scary stuff. He remade a few of those songs for his last release "History of Rock," and if I remember, pictures like those linked are even in that album's booklet.

Not my first choice for music, but not entirely terrible.

"Show me a valley, I might yodel in it, like somebody else I know."
2001-11-28 03:17:14 PM  
Dllsgrlz: he he he...
2001-11-28 03:21:04 PM  
Kid rock's a trendy cock collector
2001-11-28 03:22:29 PM  
i have a grand royal mag. from like, along time ago, with many pictures of him lookin' like that. i will scan them when i get off work, and put them in this thread.
2001-11-28 03:22:35 PM  
"...WATCH - ME - SUCK....."

Nice helmet, b-boy.......

BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2001-11-28 03:22:36 PM  
I'm still waiting for someone to photoshop him in with the Icy Hot Stuntaz (or whatever)
2001-11-28 03:23:28 PM  

That pic looks like Macaully(sp)Culkin and the guy from kid 'n play had a kid. eeewww
2001-11-28 03:24:10 PM  
ICP just got recognized because they got banned from wal-mart. Not for their talent.
2001-11-28 03:25:12 PM  
Dalyse Xian: how do you know Pamela Anderson? did you go to school with her? Work at the same mall store?
2001-11-28 03:38:36 PM  
Screwing Pamela Anderson is like throwing open the garage door and trying to fark the world.

I suppose one can be slightly jealous of Scott Baio, since he banged her back when she was young, cute, and entirely organic, but nowadays she's slightly less realistic than a Real Doll.
2001-11-28 03:42:53 PM  
Oh my god. I just spewed sprite through my nose onto my keyboard.

The title for that link should've clued me. But did I listen? noooooooooo
2001-11-28 03:47:39 PM  
Him and Pam deserve each other, ho trash
2001-11-28 03:48:56 PM  
El Cerdo Loco ICP don't want to be recognized by mainstream -- if they are - so what? their music is NOT for you -- it's for me and the millions of other juggalos out there.

now i realize that many people have different musical tastes and that's fine. but El Cerdo, you will never catch me talking about country artist (just an example) because i don't know jack piss about that music -- so don't editorialize on sh!t you know little about. just a guess, but i'd wager that all you know of ICP is what the media has fed you. most times, the stories and such are taken WAY outta context and often misleading.

...pardon the soapbox, but you touched on something that i feel very strong about.

THE WICKED CLOWNS WILL NEVER DIE. and MCL to all fark juggalos.
2001-11-28 03:48:57 PM  
But anyway I like to value my
relationships with women. Sometimes I get so
deeply involved I just have to feel like
oral sex will complete our relationship.
Yo Da Lin In The Valley
Yo Da Lin In The Valley
A delicious break from Potatoes
Yo Da Laheeeeoooooooo
YO-YO-YO Da Laheeeooooo
Let em know how I'm layin
Unusual kinda casual yes with me girls are obsessed
To get undressed
Get fresh and have me
Yodle In The Valley
And I'd do it at the drop of a dime
Sometimes goin from behind
Slowly strokin, no jokin
My tongue just keeps on pokin And the best type of oochie coochie
Is the kind that tastes like sushi Eat it
Watch a girl get frisky And then wash it down with a shot of whiskey
Yo-Da-Lin In The Valley
Yeah Kid Rock Kid Rock
YO-YO-YO Da Lin In The Valley
Yeah Kid Rock Kid Rock
YO Da Laheoooo
Yo here's a story
I remember when I spent the night at Sally's house
Woke up with Cotton Mouth
I couldnt speak
My tongue was weak
From Yo-Da-Lin In The Valley
Oh I love those mountain thighs
And a piece a pie before my eyes
But before I taste them juices
I make sure that Sally douches
But she's not the only one
I like to Yodle On
It sounds wicky wacky ticky tacky
But yo you know that I'm most happy
Yo-Da-Lin In The Valley
YO-YO-YO Da Lin The Valley
A delicious break from potatoes
YO Da Laheoooooo
Check It Out
I need some more yodlin' music
Could you get break this down and give me some
yoollllooo I cant figure it out
Girls think I'm a freak cuz I dont speak
Whisper In their ear and make it clear
I love em'
Sorry dear dont haste
Cuz how am I gonna say I love u when yer sitting upon my face
Oh yes It's warm and wet
In the valley you bet
And get this
One girl I yodled on
Had a bush thicker than the amazon Forest
I felt like a tourist A backpacker
Oh shiat wheres my weedwacker
Came out with hair on my tongue
But still I got the job done
Yo-Da-Lin In The Valley
Yeah Kid Rock Kid Rock
YO-YO-Yo-Da-Lin In The Valley
Yeah Kid Rock Kid Rock
Yo Da Laheoooooo
For The 1-9-9-0
2001-11-28 03:49:30 PM  
Plastic parts are for toys.
2001-11-28 03:50:00 PM  
Whats the big deal?
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