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2013-04-16 08:29:17 PM  
My eyes started watering at the pictures and they won't stop.
 
2013-04-16 08:49:29 PM  
OMG NO
 
2013-04-16 09:01:51 PM  
Shave and haircut
Just don't blink
If you ever
Want to wink
Eyeball Shave
 
2013-04-16 09:16:42 PM  
Why? I want to see things in life, not just 'the beautiful things'. Thank god this is dying out.
 
2013-04-16 09:36:09 PM  
Slap a NSFL on that garbage.
 
2013-04-16 10:27:29 PM  
I hope you get an abscess on your taint, subby.
 
2013-04-16 10:39:41 PM  
Is there anyway we can out the subby so we all know who to hate?
 
2013-04-16 10:56:42 PM  
Hmmmm....this must be about some Barber who does really fast haircuts and shaves...

**clicks link**

Oh holy fark !!!

** runs off in search of Visine **
 
2013-04-16 11:22:39 PM  

Damnaged: Is there anyway we can out the subby so we all know who to hate?


There were like 3-4 potential threads on the WTFery
 
2013-04-16 11:22:41 PM  
You gotta keep your eyes peeled in Chinese barber shops.
 
2013-04-16 11:23:06 PM  
I had the outer layers of my eyeballs stripped off and my corneas deformed with an excimer laser, so I am getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2013-04-16 11:24:01 PM  
i291.photobucket.com

TWWWWWOOOOOOO BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS!
/no toon can resist
 
2013-04-16 11:25:49 PM  

Damnaged: Is there anyway we can out the subby so we all know who to hate?


Sounds like the work of Judge Doom.
i1.cdnds.net
"No Farker alive can resist the old "shave and a haircut" trick."
 
2013-04-16 11:26:08 PM  
i759.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-16 11:26:24 PM  
www.tonyrogers.com
 
2013-04-16 11:26:26 PM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 446x511]

TWWWWWOOOOOOO BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS!
/no toon can resist


Damn it!
 
2013-04-16 11:27:15 PM  
FTA : cleaning the eyes renders the beauty in life visible.

Right. And consuming ground up Rhino horns will give me a raging hard-on.
 
2013-04-16 11:28:02 PM  

Miss Stein: [i759.photobucket.com image 400x322]


cdn.smosh.com
Simpsons did it.
 
2013-04-16 11:29:24 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Miss Stein: [i759.photobucket.com image 400x322]

[cdn.smosh.com image 500x375]
Simpsons did it.


Dali and Bunuel?
 
2013-04-16 11:32:02 PM  
Don't blink? I thought Weeping Angels would be involved.

/Disappointed
//Can't be the only one
 
2013-04-16 11:32:36 PM  
Nope.
 
2013-04-16 11:32:50 PM  
Now we know why the Angels are weeping...
 
2013-04-16 11:33:24 PM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
We warned you...
 
2013-04-16 11:34:12 PM  
media.katu.com
 
2013-04-16 11:34:20 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 446x511]

TWWWWWOOOOOOO BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS!
/no toon can resist

Damn it!


pattycake.gif
 
2013-04-16 11:34:51 PM  
media.comicbookmovie.com
 
2013-04-16 11:35:07 PM  
www.destructoid.com
 
2013-04-16 11:36:52 PM  

Shadow Blasko: OMG NO


OMG NO
 
2013-04-16 11:38:51 PM  
Approves.

www.scienceagogo.com
 
2013-04-16 11:40:23 PM  
You know what?  Kudos to MissStein and farkingismybusiness for hitting the Bunuel and Simpsons references.
 
2013-04-16 11:40:42 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

No time for the in-out love, just here to get my eyeballs shaved
 
2013-04-16 11:41:39 PM  

Chabash: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 570x321]
We warned you...



Came for this, leaving satisfied
 
2013-04-16 11:41:59 PM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-16 11:42:26 PM  
Isn't there some South American faith healer who does this as a mystical cure all?
 
2013-04-16 11:43:02 PM  
Came for the weeping angels, leaving pleased.

/Don't even blink.
//blink and you're dead.
 
2013-04-16 11:43:22 PM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-16 11:43:39 PM  
www.morethings.com
 
2013-04-16 11:44:15 PM  
You'd think he'd scrape that thing off the guys chin too
 
2013-04-16 11:45:32 PM  
lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-04-16 11:46:48 PM  
So he wants to grow up to be a debaser?

/Girl you're so groovy....
 
2013-04-16 11:48:03 PM  
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-04-16 11:48:35 PM  
Came for Roger Rabbit, leaving toonisfied.
 
2013-04-16 11:48:58 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

Fark you submitter.  Not even the worst of Rugbyjock or Gorgor could make me cringe but that... holy shiat that's farked up
 
2013-04-16 11:48:58 PM  
Eye bleach please
 
2013-04-16 11:50:46 PM  
www.longpauses.com
 
2013-04-16 11:50:46 PM  

Queensowntalia: Came for the weeping angels, leaving pleased.

/Don't even blink.
//blink and you're dead.


Mirrored sunglasses... natch.
 
2013-04-16 11:51:04 PM  
lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-04-16 11:51:20 PM  
i29.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-16 11:51:32 PM  
Dude's seen Nightmare on Elm Street one too many times.
 
2013-04-16 11:53:31 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
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