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(The Onion)   Area Man Growing A Little Tired Of Rushing Home To Hug Loved Ones   (theonion.com ) divider line
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11630 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Apr 2013 at 3:26 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-04-16 03:35:38 PM  
2 votes:

theresnothinglft: AMGALTORHTHLO


Must be a secret message to summon Kthulu with.


 i.qkme.me
2013-04-16 06:27:03 PM  
1 vote:
How about the people that always act extra outraged when a kid is killed? One of the victims of yesterdays Boston bombing was 8 years old and a whole bunch of people were acting like that's somehow more tragic than if he had been 18 or 28 or 38 or 48.....etc
2013-04-16 05:05:37 PM  
1 vote:

SultanofSchwing: Queensowntalia: SultanofSchwing: I am hungry and wand lunch but I have to go get it instead of it being brought to me.

I wish I had a lunch wand. It would make life so much easier. That is, if it could summon real food, not just McDonald's or something.

Get on inventing this, Hogwarts.

Dammit I self corrected myself, that makes previous episodes of horrible spelling and grammar checks null and void!

I award you no points!


I know. I chose to ignore it, because I liked the idea of a lunch wand.

/hungry, sounds fat
2013-04-16 04:46:57 PM  
1 vote:
over_and_done:
For example, Authorities: Sadly, There Are Many People Who Could Have Done This would have made an excellent actual press release.  Sigh.

Almost tops the "one week since last mass shooting" article.
2013-04-16 04:27:17 PM  
1 vote:

plewis: That Onion article is both funny and depressing simultaneously.

Personally, I think their post 9/11 issue was the most cathartic thing I've ever seen in humor.  Those were MEAN laughs and much appreciated.


I couldn't agree more.   Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell was the first really good laugh I had after 9/11. Upon re-reading it today, I still chuckle.  I became an even bigger fan of The Onion after their post 9/11 issue...
2013-04-16 04:25:22 PM  
1 vote:

Shrugging Atlas: FirstNationalBastard: Perhaps he needs all those homosexuals to keep sucking his cock.

Well this thread escalated quickly.


This might give some context for you.
2013-04-16 03:51:41 PM  
1 vote:

over_and_done: Cythraul: As for the article itself, the Onion's being a bit soft on this one, not very controversial. But that should probably be expected after such a tragedy. Probably better than a 'too soon?' moment.

There are some others in the sidebar.

For example, Authorities: Sadly, There Are Many People Who Could Have Done This would have made an excellent actual press release.  Sigh.


That's probably the most level-headed and cogent article I've seen about the whole thing, sadly enough.
2013-04-16 03:41:53 PM  
1 vote:

gameshowhost: SpikeStrip: just a matter of days before people resume griping about insignificant "problems"

/one of them

My coffee is cooler than I'd like but it's a 12 foot walk to the microwave!


That's nothing. My beer is too warm.

/Never really cared about what happened in Boston
//Too far away
///Sure, it sucks for people involved but I am not losing any sleep
2013-04-16 03:33:23 PM  
1 vote:
AMGALTORHTHLO


Must be a secret message to summon Kthulu with.
2013-04-16 03:33:13 PM  
1 vote:

Cythraul: As for the article itself, the Onion's being a bit soft on this one, not very controversial. But that should probably be expected after such a tragedy. Probably better than a 'too soon?' moment.


There are some others in the sidebar.

For example, Authorities: Sadly, There Are Many People Who Could Have Done This would have made an excellent actual press release.  Sigh.
2013-04-16 03:20:43 PM  
1 vote:
just a matter of days before people resume griping about insignificant "problems"

/one of them
 
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