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(Phoenix New Times)   Joe Arpaio rivals the average Fark poster in finding ways to make himself the real victim of the Boston bombing   (blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com) divider line 19
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2013-04-16 03:52:27 PM
5 votes:

Kittypie070: How is it that right wingers continually loudly and shriekingly insist that Fartbama is God or a king or messiah?

Is that maybe because RWs really want him to be a god?


I'm beginning to think right wingers have a tendency to exaggerate when talking about Obama.

For example, I still haven't gotten my gift for voting for him.  I'm starting to think maybe that was BS.
2013-04-16 01:39:24 PM
4 votes:
What an embarrassment. I would apologize, but I didn't vote for this idiot. He got his office because some watery tart threw a sword at him.
2013-04-16 04:11:26 PM
3 votes:

tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?


i293.photobucket.com
2013-04-16 04:05:50 PM
3 votes:

hardinparamedic: Is it bad that I find myself hoping this man dies in an autoerotic asphyxiation accident and is found in a rubber woman suit with a 16 inch Bad Dragon "Flared Stallion" found up his arse and wearing lipstick?


i159.photobucket.com
2013-04-16 03:54:29 PM
2 votes:

vernonFL: "Well", said Sheriff Joe, "We had a meth lab blow up out in the desert a coupla days ago.Then there's that case of the kidnapped Arizona Quints. We still ain't figured that one out. Could be related to that bank robbery at the Hayseed bank by a coupla escaped convicts. I just dunno"


"Joe, in the future, if you're wondering: 'Boston. Boy, I don't know' is when I decided to kick your ass."
2013-04-16 02:43:14 PM
2 votes:
Is it bad that I find myself hoping this man dies in an autoerotic asphyxiation accident and is found in a rubber woman suit with a 16 inch Bad Dragon "Flared Stallion" found up his arse and wearing lipstick?

I mean, that's a bad thing, right? Wishing someone dies? Even if it is a waste of humanity?
2013-04-16 12:35:21 PM
2 votes:
I just feel bad for the promising lives that will be forever destroyed once they're convicted of this unfortunate crime.
2013-04-17 01:12:38 AM
1 votes:
I'm beginning to suspect that Sheriff Joke's fark handle is Jehovahs Witness Protection.

/maybe?
2013-04-17 01:09:02 AM
1 votes:
Heavy traffic stuck me at a stoplight for three red lights today.

Now I know how the Boston Marathon bomb-blast amputees feel.
2013-04-16 03:57:47 PM
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: Is it bad that I find myself hoping this man dies in an autoerotic asphyxiation accident and is found in a rubber woman suit with a 16 inch Bad Dragon "Flared Stallion" found up his arse and wearing lipstick?

I mean, that's a bad thing, right? Wishing someone dies? Even if it is a waste of humanity?


That's...a rather specific hope.
2013-04-16 03:53:45 PM
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Kittypie070: How is it that right wingers continually loudly and shriekingly insist that Fartbama is God or a king or messiah?

Is that maybe because RWs really want him to be a god?

I'm beginning to think right wingers have a tendency to exaggerate when talking about Obama.

For example, I still haven't gotten my gift for voting for him.  I'm starting to think maybe that was BS.


File an official complaint with the USPS; you should've had your ObamaPhone a long time ago.
2013-04-16 03:37:32 PM
1 votes:
What kind of name is Arpaio? Doesn't sound American.
2013-04-16 03:05:17 PM
1 votes:
Christ, what an asshole.
2013-04-16 02:51:30 PM
1 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: gilgigamesh: jehovahs witness protection: Nadie_AZ: jehovahs witness protection: tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?

But enough about obama

You doing ok?

Took enough meds to be able to comment today, so, yeah...I'm okay.
TY

That actually explains a lot.

No really.

Maybe you will get your wish Thursday. I hope not, but maybe.


God dammit. Ok, back on topic:

As you'd expect, Arpaio knew absolutely nothing about the situation but was more than willing to exploit the dead and wounded for some attention.

"I just had a guy send me a bomb," Arpaio said (per a transcript), 13 seconds into the interview. "Fortunately, it didn't get to my office."

Cavuto asked Arpaio about national security, which, of course, Arpaio narrowed down to border security and, of course, himself.

"They're trying to do a good job at the border," he said. "I have five threats to hit me with cartels.


Can we ALL agree that Joe is a bigger AW than Kim Jong Unskinny could ever be?
2013-04-16 02:40:04 PM
1 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: Nadie_AZ: jehovahs witness protection: tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?

But enough about obama

You doing ok?

Took enough meds to be able to comment today, so, yeah...I'm okay.
TY


That actually explains a lot.

No really.
2013-04-16 02:38:36 PM
1 votes:

FlashHarry: JWP is one of the most notorious trolls on fark. i don't know why you guys don't simply ignore him. he NEVER has anything valuable to say.


I love you too, honey.
2013-04-16 02:31:22 PM
1 votes:
"Well", said Sheriff Joe, "We had a meth lab blow up out in the desert a coupla days ago.Then there's that case of the kidnapped Arizona Quints. We still ain't figured that one out. Could be related to that bank robbery at the Hayseed bank by a coupla escaped convicts. I just dunno"
2013-04-16 01:38:47 PM
1 votes:

tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?


But enough about obama
2013-04-16 12:52:12 PM
1 votes:
At least on 9/11, Omarion had the decency to not make it about himself.
 
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