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(Phoenix New Times)   Joe Arpaio rivals the average Fark poster in finding ways to make himself the real victim of the Boston bombing   (blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com ) divider line
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2013-04-16 04:41:45 PM  
And by the way, subby, having a view of Logan airport on 9/11 must have been a horrible experience.

I can only imagine the pain of that particular Farker.

Anyone have a link to that thread?
 
2013-04-16 04:45:51 PM  

Cyberluddite: FTFA:  "I just had a guy send me a bomb," Arpaio said (per a transcript), 13 seconds into the interview. "Fortunately, it didn't get to my office."

This is probably bullshiat, but if it's true, then that's a pity.  Not the sending the bomb part, but the part about it not getting to his office.

There certainly aren't many people I would say that about, but this piece of shiat is one of them.


I actually heard about that prior to the news about Boston breaking. Apparently the bomb didn't make out of the post office before it was detected and diffused/disposed of.
 
2013-04-16 04:51:43 PM  
wait a minute, someone sent a glitter bomb to the Sheriff?

did he thank the U.S.P.O. for their services? can a monetary figure be placed on a entity that has proven itself to save lives & therefore be priceless?
 
2013-04-16 04:59:14 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: Nadie_AZ: jehovahs witness protection: tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?

But enough about obama

You doing ok?

Took enough meds to be able to comment today, so, yeah...I'm okay.
TY


Take a few more, you're still breathing.
 
2013-04-16 05:09:48 PM  

Cyberluddite: FTFA:  "I just had a guy send me a bomb," Arpaio said (per a transcript), 13 seconds into the interview. "Fortunately, it didn't get to my office."

This is probably bullshiat, but if it's true, then that's a pity.  Not the sending the bomb part, but the part about it not getting to his office.

There certainly aren't many people I would say that about, but this piece of shiat is one of them.


I have a short list of people who, by their absence, could make the world a better place.  Sherriff Joe is on it.
 
hej
2013-04-16 05:10:15 PM  

FlashHarry: JWP is one of the most notorious effective trolls on fark. i don't know why you guys don't simply ignore him. he NEVER has anything valuable to say.

 
2013-04-16 05:13:22 PM  
I suspect that Sheriff Joe is an Andy Kaufman-esque performance artist who is just channeling every redneck sheriff character from every blaxploitation and biker flick from the 60s and 70s.
 
2013-04-16 05:15:23 PM  

Kittypie070: How is it that right wingers continually loudly and shriekingly insist that Fartbama is God or a king or messiah?

Is that maybe because RWs really want him to be a god?


It's because deep down they realize that Obama is a better president than Reagan was.  Since Reagan is a saint, Obama must be a god.
 
2013-04-16 05:19:33 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: And by the way, subby, having a view of Logan airport on 9/11 must have been a horrible experience.

I can only imagine the pain of that particular Farker.

Anyone have a link to that thread?


heh...i remember that
 
2013-04-16 05:20:28 PM  
on the day that Pat Summerall died, can't we just all come together as a community and stop the hate?

didn't we learn anything from Pat?
 
2013-04-16 05:30:44 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: on the day that Pat Summerall died, can't we just all come together as a community and stop the hate?

didn't we learn anything from Pat?


shiat...i didn't know that.

RIP
 
2013-04-16 05:38:50 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?

But enough about obama


Trolling at a time like this, you are a shining example of the dirtbags on the right. How farked up are you and how pathetic is your life that you would say something like this to just get attention? This is coming from a guy who carried on for 4 pages in a thread the other day about I didn't actually care about a rape victim/suicide but still wanted to see her attackers punished severely. So I know from irrational dissonance but this is really really pathetic. So I hope you're proud of all the people you upset but don't go breaking your arm patting yourself on the back just yet. The only silver lining to guys like you is that every time you trot out your idiocy you help someone to make the decision to vote against people who share your beliefs and opinions.
 
2013-04-16 05:47:03 PM  

ScaryBottles: but don't go breaking your arm patting yourself on the back just yet.


/I see what you did there.
 
2013-04-16 05:52:47 PM  
 
2013-04-16 06:13:54 PM  

theknuckler_33: "I have five threats to hit me with cartels. The latest one last week, so maybe being high-profile from Washington to Maricopa County with certain groups that don't like the sheriff, and I'll tell you I'm not leaving."

Am I the only one having trouble parsing this?


Kind of, but I find it even more peculiar that I'm actually rooting for the Cartels in this scenario...
 
2013-04-16 06:21:20 PM  

tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?


I would prefer that Arpaio gets indicted and then convicted.  I'm sure that some of the prisoners that he humiliated would just love to catch up on "the good ol' times" with him.

FTA: "I just had a guy send me a bomb," Arpaio said (per a transcript), 13 seconds into the interview. "Fortunately, it didn't get to my office."

Unfortunately, Arpaio's mother didn't swallow roughly nine months before his birth.
 
2013-04-16 06:31:18 PM  
I'm not sure what Fox News was expecting him to say.
 
2013-04-16 06:31:27 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?

But enough about obama


i970.photobucket.com

I have too much sympathy for your condition to take your trolling to heart. So I'm gonna treat you as a lovable scamp who says the darnedest things.

It might actually be a workable countertroll strategy for the guys who actually believe the derp.
 
2013-04-16 06:32:15 PM  

Isitoveryet: When will the sheriff send his posse up to Boston to investigate this bombing thoroughly?


When they get back from Hawaii.  Duh.
 
2013-04-16 06:36:55 PM  

Saborlas: I have too much sympathy for your condition to take your trolling to heart.


He has a condition?  Whatever it is I'm rotting for an acute outbreak.
 
2013-04-16 06:40:36 PM  
His claims about the cartels threatening him are total bullshiat. If the cartels wanted him dead, he'd be dead. No farking way they'd hesitate to kill him, if they thought he was interfering with their business. Fact is, Arpaio's irrelevant to their business. His county does not share a border with Mexico, so he can't even patrol the border. And he's so obsessed with finding illegals that the cartels can just hand off the drugs to white dealers in his jurisdiction, and he'll never suspect a thing.
 
2013-04-16 06:49:34 PM  

BSABSVR: Saborlas: I have too much sympathy for your condition to take your trolling to heart.

He has a condition?  Whatever it is I'm rotting for an acute outbreak.


Let's just say this guy could tell you how many nails were used to build Death's Door. Anything more, ask him yourself.

You're hoping he dies? Yes, you ARE rotting. You have become the thing you hate.
 
2013-04-16 07:15:55 PM  

Saborlas: BSABSVR: Saborlas: I have too much sympathy for your condition to take your trolling to heart.

He has a condition?  Whatever it is I'm rotting for an acute outbreak.

Let's just say this guy could tell you how many nails were used to build Death's Door. Anything more, ask him yourself.

You're hoping he dies? Yes, you ARE rotting. You have become the thing you hate.


I hope he dies, too. I have no love, sympathy, or patience for evil. Fark Sherriff Joe and fark his pathetic sycophants.
 
2013-04-16 07:18:06 PM  

Saborlas: You're hoping he dies?


Yep.  Bad people don't merit my sympathy,  and JWP is a piece of shiat.
 
2013-04-16 07:39:51 PM  
I'm guessing Sheriff Joe must be a marathoner himself, or a triathlete.
 
2013-04-16 07:41:37 PM  

Kittypie070: How is it that right wingers continually loudly and shriekingly insist that Fartbama is God or a king or messiah?

Is that maybe because RWs really want him to be a god?


Hmmm...considering how the last guy who pulled "Messiah" duty got treated, maybe so.

"There's a precedent" and all that sort of thing...
 
2013-04-16 07:57:07 PM  

DeaH: What could possible make Arpio's opinion on this worth anything?


I heard his "interview" on the radio. It was preceded by the information that he was from Boston. Which only made his self-serving prattle that much more annoying.
 
2013-04-16 09:03:28 PM  

wademh: I'm guessing Sheriff Joe must be a marathoner himself, or a triathlete.


He is a gold medalist in the Derpathalon.
 
2013-04-16 09:40:04 PM  
i48.photobucket.com

/Meant that for Jerkoff Joe, but it applies to jehovah's witless protection too
 
2013-04-16 09:43:03 PM  
blo·vi·ate/ˈblōvēˌāt/VerbTalk at length, esp. in an inflated or empty way.
 
2013-04-16 09:53:21 PM  

ScaryBottles: jehovahs witness protection: tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?

But enough about obama

Trolling at a time like this, you are a shining example of the dirtbags on the right. How farked up are you and how pathetic is your life that you would say something like this to just get attention? This is coming from a guy who carried on for 4 pages in a thread the other day about I didn't actually care about a rape victim/suicide but still wanted to see her attackers punished severely. So I know from irrational dissonance but this is really really pathetic. So I hope you're proud of all the people you upset but don't go breaking your arm patting yourself on the back just yet. The only silver lining to guys like you is that every time you trot out your idiocy you help someone to make the decision to vote against people who share your beliefs and opinions.


This coming from a Farker who actually said in that same rape thread, "Hope it happens to someone close to you" - wishing rape upon not the person you disagreed with, but an entirely innocent third party.

That Joe Arpaio and jehovahs witness protection are both tools, there can be no doubt. But you're hardly qualified to sit so high up on that horse of yours.
 
2013-04-16 11:06:46 PM  

Nadie_AZ: What an embarrassment. I would apologize, but I didn't vote for this idiot. He got his office because some watery tart threw a sword at him.


Is your name, by any chance, Dennis?
 
2013-04-17 12:10:52 AM  
I dated a Jehovah's Witness once
 
2013-04-17 01:01:20 AM  
Dude, if you croak in such a sour mood, you're gonna end up as a lemon tree in Hell.

:(

Cat does not want you to croak.

Cat sympathizes with you.
 
2013-04-17 01:09:02 AM  
Heavy traffic stuck me at a stoplight for three red lights today.

Now I know how the Boston Marathon bomb-blast amputees feel.
 
2013-04-17 01:12:38 AM  
I'm beginning to suspect that Sheriff Joke's fark handle is Jehovahs Witness Protection.

/maybe?
 
2013-04-17 01:17:10 AM  

Shirley Ujest: wademh: I'm guessing Sheriff Joe must be a marathoner himself, or a triathlete.

He is a gold medalist in the Derpathalon.


Well the man's into iron anyway. Iron leg chains, iron bars, packing iron.
There's something else iron involved here but I can't quite put my finger on it.
 
2013-04-17 02:08:18 AM  

wademh: Shirley Ujest: wademh: I'm guessing Sheriff Joe must be a marathoner himself, or a triathlete.

He is a gold medalist in the Derpathalon.

Well the man's into iron anyway. Iron leg chains, iron bars, packing iron.
There's something else iron involved here but I can't quite put my finger on it.


He's had a leg replacement? An iron knee?
 
2013-04-17 02:18:22 AM  

Gyrfalcon: wademh: Shirley Ujest: wademh: I'm guessing Sheriff Joe must be a marathoner himself, or a triathlete.

He is a gold medalist in the Derpathalon.

Well the man's into iron anyway. Iron leg chains, iron bars, packing iron.
There's something else iron involved here but I can't quite put my finger on it.

He's had a leg replacement? An iron knee?


Ferrous Patella
 
2013-04-17 10:46:03 AM  

Kittypie070: How is it that right wingers continually loudly and shriekingly insist that Fartbama is God or a king or messiah?

Is that maybe because RWs really want him to be a god?


It's the "both sides are the same (so vote Republican)" mentality. They worship Regan (peace be upon him), so they think that the left must worship Obama.
 
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