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(Phoenix New Times)   Joe Arpaio rivals the average Fark poster in finding ways to make himself the real victim of the Boston bombing   (blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com) divider line 90
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2013-04-16 12:35:21 PM  
I just feel bad for the promising lives that will be forever destroyed once they're convicted of this unfortunate crime.
 
2013-04-16 12:39:51 PM  
During Katrina, Fox News and Shep Smith in particular were distinguished news reporting, and were the only news org that was getting at the whole story and not just what the White House was putting out.

Yesterday, Fox News decided at the height of the crisis to interview Sheriff Joe in Arizona about the attack going on in Boston.

Any "but they're still good in a crisis" I had for FOX disappeared permanently by their trotting out this abusive vile old man to make political noise out of a tragedy that was / is still ongoing.
 
2013-04-16 12:52:12 PM  
At least on 9/11, Omarion had the decency to not make it about himself.
 
2013-04-16 12:57:40 PM  
Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?
 
2013-04-16 01:13:43 PM  
FTFA:  "I just had a guy send me a bomb," Arpaio said (per a transcript), 13 seconds into the interview. "Fortunately, it didn't get to my office."

This is probably bullshiat, but if it's true, then that's a pity.  Not the sending the bomb part, but the part about it not getting to his office.

There certainly aren't many people I would say that about, but this piece of shiat is one of them.
 
2013-04-16 01:38:47 PM  

tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?


But enough about obama
 
2013-04-16 01:39:24 PM  
What an embarrassment. I would apologize, but I didn't vote for this idiot. He got his office because some watery tart threw a sword at him.
 
2013-04-16 01:49:41 PM  
"America's Sheriff" indeed.
 
2013-04-16 02:13:11 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?

But enough about obama


Have you EVER had anything of value to say about, you know, anything?
 
2013-04-16 02:16:20 PM  

Generation_D: During Katrina, Fox News and Shep Smith in particular were distinguished news reporting, and were the only news org that was getting at the whole story and not just what the White House was putting out.


When I first saw Shep I didn't like him. He was smarmy and his face looked like it was molded in plastic. I thought he was a jerky, southern, Ken doll.  But I think something broke in him during Katrina. He had an honest human moment and he was justifiably outraged at what he saw. And those moments come up every now and again, like his "We do not torture!" Moment.  He still looks like a Ken doll but at least I know he has a heart (not to mention balls) underneath it all.
 
2013-04-16 02:23:06 PM  

tnpir: jehovahs witness protection: tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?

But enough about obama

Have you EVER had anything of value to say about, you know, anything?


You seem to get extra agitated any time someone dares to speak against your king.
You'll get over it.
 
2013-04-16 02:24:05 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?

But enough about obama


You doing ok?
 
2013-04-16 02:28:08 PM  

Nadie_AZ: jehovahs witness protection: tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?

But enough about obama

You doing ok?


Took enough meds to be able to comment today, so, yeah...I'm okay.
TY
 
2013-04-16 02:31:22 PM  
"Well", said Sheriff Joe, "We had a meth lab blow up out in the desert a coupla days ago.Then there's that case of the kidnapped Arizona Quints. We still ain't figured that one out. Could be related to that bank robbery at the Hayseed bank by a coupla escaped convicts. I just dunno"
 
2013-04-16 02:34:13 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: tnpir: jehovahs witness protection: tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?

But enough about obama

Have you EVER had anything of value to say about, you know, anything?

You seem to get extra agitated any time someone dares to speak against your king.
You'll get over it.


Oh, brilliant comeback, sparky. You seem incapable of commenting on any topic without taking an adolescent swipe at Obama, even when Obama isn't the topic of conversation.  And I'm pretty sure you'll never get over it.
 
2013-04-16 02:36:33 PM  
JWP is one of the most notorious trolls on fark. i don't know why you guys don't simply ignore him. he NEVER has anything valuable to say.
 
2013-04-16 02:38:36 PM  

FlashHarry: JWP is one of the most notorious trolls on fark. i don't know why you guys don't simply ignore him. he NEVER has anything valuable to say.


I love you too, honey.
 
2013-04-16 02:39:41 PM  

FlashHarry: JWP is one of the most notorious trolls on fark. i don't know why you guys don't simply ignore him. he NEVER has anything valuable to say.


And always ends up making himself look worse than his targets.
 
2013-04-16 02:40:04 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: Nadie_AZ: jehovahs witness protection: tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?

But enough about obama

You doing ok?

Took enough meds to be able to comment today, so, yeah...I'm okay.
TY


That actually explains a lot.

No really.
 
2013-04-16 02:41:38 PM  

gilgigamesh: jehovahs witness protection: Nadie_AZ: jehovahs witness protection: tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?

But enough about obama

You doing ok?

Took enough meds to be able to comment today, so, yeah...I'm okay.
TY

That actually explains a lot.

No really.


Maybe you will get your wish Thursday. I hope not, but maybe.
 
2013-04-16 02:43:14 PM  
Is it bad that I find myself hoping this man dies in an autoerotic asphyxiation accident and is found in a rubber woman suit with a 16 inch Bad Dragon "Flared Stallion" found up his arse and wearing lipstick?

I mean, that's a bad thing, right? Wishing someone dies? Even if it is a waste of humanity?
 
2013-04-16 02:47:45 PM  

jehovahs witness protection:

No really.

Maybe you will get your wish Thursday. I hope not, but maybe.


I don't understand.
 
2013-04-16 02:51:30 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: gilgigamesh: jehovahs witness protection: Nadie_AZ: jehovahs witness protection: tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?

But enough about obama

You doing ok?

Took enough meds to be able to comment today, so, yeah...I'm okay.
TY

That actually explains a lot.

No really.

Maybe you will get your wish Thursday. I hope not, but maybe.


God dammit. Ok, back on topic:

As you'd expect, Arpaio knew absolutely nothing about the situation but was more than willing to exploit the dead and wounded for some attention.

"I just had a guy send me a bomb," Arpaio said (per a transcript), 13 seconds into the interview. "Fortunately, it didn't get to my office."

Cavuto asked Arpaio about national security, which, of course, Arpaio narrowed down to border security and, of course, himself.

"They're trying to do a good job at the border," he said. "I have five threats to hit me with cartels.


Can we ALL agree that Joe is a bigger AW than Kim Jong Unskinny could ever be?
 
2013-04-16 02:54:06 PM  

Nadie_AZ: jehovahs witness protection: gilgigamesh: jehovahs witness protection: Nadie_AZ: jehovahs witness protection: tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?

But enough about obama

You doing ok?

Took enough meds to be able to comment today, so, yeah...I'm okay.
TY

That actually explains a lot.

No really.

Maybe you will get your wish Thursday. I hope not, but maybe.

God dammit. Ok, back on topic:

As you'd expect, Arpaio knew absolutely nothing about the situation but was more than willing to exploit the dead and wounded for some attention.

"I just had a guy send me a bomb," Arpaio said (per a transcript), 13 seconds into the interview. "Fortunately, it didn't get to my office."

Cavuto asked Arpaio about national security, which, of course, Arpaio narrowed down to border security and, of course, himself.

"They're trying to do a good job at the border," he said. "I have five threats to hit me with cartels.

Can we ALL agree that Joe is a bigger AW than Kim Jong Unskinny could ever be?


I'm thinking that if Joe had missiles he would actually launch them without warning.
 
2013-04-16 02:56:16 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: Can we ALL agree that Joe is a bigger AW than Kim Jong Unskinny could ever be?

I'm thinking that if Joe had missiles he would actually launch them without warning.


If not on purpose, at least 'on accident'.
 
2013-04-16 03:05:17 PM  
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2013-04-16 03:06:39 PM  
Sheriff Joe is one of the people I wish specific harm too.
 
2013-04-16 03:37:32 PM  
What kind of name is Arpaio? Doesn't sound American.
 
2013-04-16 03:47:32 PM  
Whenever I see this guy... I think about him being about like this "Sherriff'....

::::photo of "Sherriff/Corrupt Auto Mechanic from National Lampoon's Vacation::::

/google image search came up empty
 
2013-04-16 03:48:32 PM  
How is it that right wingers continually loudly and shriekingly insist that Fartbama is God or a king or messiah?

Is that maybe because RWs really want him to be a god?
 
2013-04-16 03:49:49 PM  
What could possible make Arpio's opinion on this worth anything?
 
2013-04-16 03:52:27 PM  

Kittypie070: How is it that right wingers continually loudly and shriekingly insist that Fartbama is God or a king or messiah?

Is that maybe because RWs really want him to be a god?


I'm beginning to think right wingers have a tendency to exaggerate when talking about Obama.

For example, I still haven't gotten my gift for voting for him.  I'm starting to think maybe that was BS.
 
2013-04-16 03:52:32 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: What kind of name is Arpaio? Doesn't sound American.


LOL.
 
2013-04-16 03:53:45 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Kittypie070: How is it that right wingers continually loudly and shriekingly insist that Fartbama is God or a king or messiah?

Is that maybe because RWs really want him to be a god?

I'm beginning to think right wingers have a tendency to exaggerate when talking about Obama.

For example, I still haven't gotten my gift for voting for him.  I'm starting to think maybe that was BS.


File an official complaint with the USPS; you should've had your ObamaPhone a long time ago.
 
2013-04-16 03:54:29 PM  

vernonFL: "Well", said Sheriff Joe, "We had a meth lab blow up out in the desert a coupla days ago.Then there's that case of the kidnapped Arizona Quints. We still ain't figured that one out. Could be related to that bank robbery at the Hayseed bank by a coupla escaped convicts. I just dunno"


"Joe, in the future, if you're wondering: 'Boston. Boy, I don't know' is when I decided to kick your ass."
 
2013-04-16 03:54:41 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: What kind of name is Arpaio? Doesn't sound American.


Italian. Like Mussolini.
 
2013-04-16 03:57:38 PM  
When will the sheriff send his posse up to Boston to investigate this bombing thoroughly?
 
2013-04-16 03:57:47 PM  

hardinparamedic: Is it bad that I find myself hoping this man dies in an autoerotic asphyxiation accident and is found in a rubber woman suit with a 16 inch Bad Dragon "Flared Stallion" found up his arse and wearing lipstick?

I mean, that's a bad thing, right? Wishing someone dies? Even if it is a waste of humanity?


That's...a rather specific hope.
 
2013-04-16 03:58:00 PM  
Sheriff Arpaio's words are not sickening.  Mental illness is a serious issue.

What is sickening is that 1. People vote this nutjob into a position of power.  2. Fox News gives this crackpot a platform from which to spout the fevered ravings of his faulty mind.
 
2013-04-16 04:00:35 PM  
"I have five threats to hit me with cartels. The latest one last week, so maybe being high-profile from Washington to Maricopa County with certain groups that don't like the sheriff, and I'll tell you I'm not leaving."

Am I the only one having trouble parsing this?
 
2013-04-16 04:02:07 PM  
Dafuq is wrong with these people?
 
2013-04-16 04:03:28 PM  

Speaker2Animals: Lionel Mandrake: Kittypie070: How is it that right wingers continually loudly and shriekingly insist that Fartbama is God or a king or messiah?

Is that maybe because RWs really want him to be a god?

I'm beginning to think right wingers have a tendency to exaggerate when talking about Obama.

For example, I still haven't gotten my gift for voting for him.  I'm starting to think maybe that was BS.

File an official complaint with the USPS; you should've had your ObamaPhone a long time ago.


Oh, shiat!  I've bugging UPS this whole time!



i159.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-16 04:05:50 PM  

hardinparamedic: Is it bad that I find myself hoping this man dies in an autoerotic asphyxiation accident and is found in a rubber woman suit with a 16 inch Bad Dragon "Flared Stallion" found up his arse and wearing lipstick?


i159.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-16 04:06:33 PM  

theknuckler_33: "I have five threats to hit me with cartels. The latest one last week, so maybe being high-profile from Washington to Maricopa County with certain groups that don't like the sheriff, and I'll tell you I'm not leaving."

Am I the only one having trouble parsing this?


I didn't realize that cartels were things that you could hit people with. Is it like a sack of doorknobs?
 
2013-04-16 04:10:04 PM  

DeaH: What could possible make Arpio's opinion on this worth anything?


The fact that the post office in Flagstaff intercepted a bomb that was addressed to Sheriff Joe less than a week ago gives it at least a little relevance.  Is it possible that the two are related, I mean two bombs in one week, pretty sure you at least have to look at it.  Is it the same nutcase or organization or do we have 2.  The only thing he has said since the bomb was found was to stay strong and don't let the nutcases deter you.  So tell me what the h3ll is wrong with that?
 
2013-04-16 04:10:51 PM  
On the plus side, at least he and Mitch have let us know who the real enemies of our country are.
 
2013-04-16 04:11:26 PM  

tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?


i293.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-16 04:30:04 PM  
I wish him success.
 
2013-04-16 04:32:39 PM  
Guy's just been watching too much BBC

www.bbc.co.uk
 
2013-04-16 04:37:33 PM  

Cyberluddite: FTFA:  "I just had a guy send me a bomb," Arpaio said (per a transcript), 13 seconds into the interview. "Fortunately, it didn't get to my office."

This is probably bullshiat, but if it's true, then that's a pity.  Not the sending the bomb part, but the part about it not getting to his office.

There certainly aren't many people I would say that about, but this piece of shiat is one of them.


"A bomb was sent to me. It never got near me, but I completely understand what it's like to be next to a bomb and lose your legs and/or life."
 
2013-04-16 04:41:45 PM  
And by the way, subby, having a view of Logan airport on 9/11 must have been a horrible experience.

I can only imagine the pain of that particular Farker.

Anyone have a link to that thread?
 
2013-04-16 04:45:51 PM  

Cyberluddite: FTFA:  "I just had a guy send me a bomb," Arpaio said (per a transcript), 13 seconds into the interview. "Fortunately, it didn't get to my office."

This is probably bullshiat, but if it's true, then that's a pity.  Not the sending the bomb part, but the part about it not getting to his office.

There certainly aren't many people I would say that about, but this piece of shiat is one of them.


I actually heard about that prior to the news about Boston breaking. Apparently the bomb didn't make out of the post office before it was detected and diffused/disposed of.
 
2013-04-16 04:51:43 PM  
wait a minute, someone sent a glitter bomb to the Sheriff?

did he thank the U.S.P.O. for their services? can a monetary figure be placed on a entity that has proven itself to save lives & therefore be priceless?
 
2013-04-16 04:59:14 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: Nadie_AZ: jehovahs witness protection: tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?

But enough about obama

You doing ok?

Took enough meds to be able to comment today, so, yeah...I'm okay.
TY


Take a few more, you're still breathing.
 
2013-04-16 05:09:48 PM  

Cyberluddite: FTFA:  "I just had a guy send me a bomb," Arpaio said (per a transcript), 13 seconds into the interview. "Fortunately, it didn't get to my office."

This is probably bullshiat, but if it's true, then that's a pity.  Not the sending the bomb part, but the part about it not getting to his office.

There certainly aren't many people I would say that about, but this piece of shiat is one of them.


I have a short list of people who, by their absence, could make the world a better place.  Sherriff Joe is on it.
 
hej
2013-04-16 05:10:15 PM  

FlashHarry: JWP is one of the most notorious effective trolls on fark. i don't know why you guys don't simply ignore him. he NEVER has anything valuable to say.

 
2013-04-16 05:13:22 PM  
I suspect that Sheriff Joe is an Andy Kaufman-esque performance artist who is just channeling every redneck sheriff character from every blaxploitation and biker flick from the 60s and 70s.
 
2013-04-16 05:15:23 PM  

Kittypie070: How is it that right wingers continually loudly and shriekingly insist that Fartbama is God or a king or messiah?

Is that maybe because RWs really want him to be a god?


It's because deep down they realize that Obama is a better president than Reagan was.  Since Reagan is a saint, Obama must be a god.
 
2013-04-16 05:19:33 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: And by the way, subby, having a view of Logan airport on 9/11 must have been a horrible experience.

I can only imagine the pain of that particular Farker.

Anyone have a link to that thread?


heh...i remember that
 
2013-04-16 05:20:28 PM  
on the day that Pat Summerall died, can't we just all come together as a community and stop the hate?

didn't we learn anything from Pat?
 
2013-04-16 05:30:44 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: on the day that Pat Summerall died, can't we just all come together as a community and stop the hate?

didn't we learn anything from Pat?


shiat...i didn't know that.

RIP
 
2013-04-16 05:38:50 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?

But enough about obama


Trolling at a time like this, you are a shining example of the dirtbags on the right. How farked up are you and how pathetic is your life that you would say something like this to just get attention? This is coming from a guy who carried on for 4 pages in a thread the other day about I didn't actually care about a rape victim/suicide but still wanted to see her attackers punished severely. So I know from irrational dissonance but this is really really pathetic. So I hope you're proud of all the people you upset but don't go breaking your arm patting yourself on the back just yet. The only silver lining to guys like you is that every time you trot out your idiocy you help someone to make the decision to vote against people who share your beliefs and opinions.
 
2013-04-16 05:47:03 PM  

ScaryBottles: but don't go breaking your arm patting yourself on the back just yet.


/I see what you did there.
 
2013-04-16 05:52:47 PM  
 
2013-04-16 06:13:54 PM  

theknuckler_33: "I have five threats to hit me with cartels. The latest one last week, so maybe being high-profile from Washington to Maricopa County with certain groups that don't like the sheriff, and I'll tell you I'm not leaving."

Am I the only one having trouble parsing this?


Kind of, but I find it even more peculiar that I'm actually rooting for the Cartels in this scenario...
 
2013-04-16 06:21:20 PM  

tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?


I would prefer that Arpaio gets indicted and then convicted.  I'm sure that some of the prisoners that he humiliated would just love to catch up on "the good ol' times" with him.

FTA: "I just had a guy send me a bomb," Arpaio said (per a transcript), 13 seconds into the interview. "Fortunately, it didn't get to my office."

Unfortunately, Arpaio's mother didn't swallow roughly nine months before his birth.
 
2013-04-16 06:31:18 PM  
I'm not sure what Fox News was expecting him to say.
 
2013-04-16 06:31:27 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?

But enough about obama


i970.photobucket.com

I have too much sympathy for your condition to take your trolling to heart. So I'm gonna treat you as a lovable scamp who says the darnedest things.

It might actually be a workable countertroll strategy for the guys who actually believe the derp.
 
2013-04-16 06:32:15 PM  

Isitoveryet: When will the sheriff send his posse up to Boston to investigate this bombing thoroughly?


When they get back from Hawaii.  Duh.
 
2013-04-16 06:36:55 PM  

Saborlas: I have too much sympathy for your condition to take your trolling to heart.


He has a condition?  Whatever it is I'm rotting for an acute outbreak.
 
2013-04-16 06:40:36 PM  
His claims about the cartels threatening him are total bullshiat. If the cartels wanted him dead, he'd be dead. No farking way they'd hesitate to kill him, if they thought he was interfering with their business. Fact is, Arpaio's irrelevant to their business. His county does not share a border with Mexico, so he can't even patrol the border. And he's so obsessed with finding illegals that the cartels can just hand off the drugs to white dealers in his jurisdiction, and he'll never suspect a thing.
 
2013-04-16 06:49:34 PM  

BSABSVR: Saborlas: I have too much sympathy for your condition to take your trolling to heart.

He has a condition?  Whatever it is I'm rotting for an acute outbreak.


Let's just say this guy could tell you how many nails were used to build Death's Door. Anything more, ask him yourself.

You're hoping he dies? Yes, you ARE rotting. You have become the thing you hate.
 
2013-04-16 07:15:55 PM  

Saborlas: BSABSVR: Saborlas: I have too much sympathy for your condition to take your trolling to heart.

He has a condition?  Whatever it is I'm rotting for an acute outbreak.

Let's just say this guy could tell you how many nails were used to build Death's Door. Anything more, ask him yourself.

You're hoping he dies? Yes, you ARE rotting. You have become the thing you hate.


I hope he dies, too. I have no love, sympathy, or patience for evil. Fark Sherriff Joe and fark his pathetic sycophants.
 
2013-04-16 07:18:06 PM  

Saborlas: You're hoping he dies?


Yep.  Bad people don't merit my sympathy,  and JWP is a piece of shiat.
 
2013-04-16 07:39:51 PM  
I'm guessing Sheriff Joe must be a marathoner himself, or a triathlete.
 
2013-04-16 07:41:37 PM  

Kittypie070: How is it that right wingers continually loudly and shriekingly insist that Fartbama is God or a king or messiah?

Is that maybe because RWs really want him to be a god?


Hmmm...considering how the last guy who pulled "Messiah" duty got treated, maybe so.

"There's a precedent" and all that sort of thing...
 
2013-04-16 07:57:07 PM  

DeaH: What could possible make Arpio's opinion on this worth anything?


I heard his "interview" on the radio. It was preceded by the information that he was from Boston. Which only made his self-serving prattle that much more annoying.
 
2013-04-16 09:03:28 PM  

wademh: I'm guessing Sheriff Joe must be a marathoner himself, or a triathlete.


He is a gold medalist in the Derpathalon.
 
2013-04-16 09:40:04 PM  
i48.photobucket.com

/Meant that for Jerkoff Joe, but it applies to jehovah's witless protection too
 
2013-04-16 09:43:03 PM  
blo·vi·ate/ˈblōvēˌāt/VerbTalk at length, esp. in an inflated or empty way.
 
2013-04-16 09:53:21 PM  

ScaryBottles: jehovahs witness protection: tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?

But enough about obama

Trolling at a time like this, you are a shining example of the dirtbags on the right. How farked up are you and how pathetic is your life that you would say something like this to just get attention? This is coming from a guy who carried on for 4 pages in a thread the other day about I didn't actually care about a rape victim/suicide but still wanted to see her attackers punished severely. So I know from irrational dissonance but this is really really pathetic. So I hope you're proud of all the people you upset but don't go breaking your arm patting yourself on the back just yet. The only silver lining to guys like you is that every time you trot out your idiocy you help someone to make the decision to vote against people who share your beliefs and opinions.


This coming from a Farker who actually said in that same rape thread, "Hope it happens to someone close to you" - wishing rape upon not the person you disagreed with, but an entirely innocent third party.

That Joe Arpaio and jehovahs witness protection are both tools, there can be no doubt. But you're hardly qualified to sit so high up on that horse of yours.
 
2013-04-16 11:06:46 PM  

Nadie_AZ: What an embarrassment. I would apologize, but I didn't vote for this idiot. He got his office because some watery tart threw a sword at him.


Is your name, by any chance, Dennis?
 
2013-04-17 12:10:52 AM  
I dated a Jehovah's Witness once
 
2013-04-17 01:01:20 AM  
Dude, if you croak in such a sour mood, you're gonna end up as a lemon tree in Hell.

:(

Cat does not want you to croak.

Cat sympathizes with you.
 
2013-04-17 01:09:02 AM  
Heavy traffic stuck me at a stoplight for three red lights today.

Now I know how the Boston Marathon bomb-blast amputees feel.
 
2013-04-17 01:12:38 AM  
I'm beginning to suspect that Sheriff Joke's fark handle is Jehovahs Witness Protection.

/maybe?
 
2013-04-17 01:17:10 AM  

Shirley Ujest: wademh: I'm guessing Sheriff Joe must be a marathoner himself, or a triathlete.

He is a gold medalist in the Derpathalon.


Well the man's into iron anyway. Iron leg chains, iron bars, packing iron.
There's something else iron involved here but I can't quite put my finger on it.
 
2013-04-17 02:08:18 AM  

wademh: Shirley Ujest: wademh: I'm guessing Sheriff Joe must be a marathoner himself, or a triathlete.

He is a gold medalist in the Derpathalon.

Well the man's into iron anyway. Iron leg chains, iron bars, packing iron.
There's something else iron involved here but I can't quite put my finger on it.


He's had a leg replacement? An iron knee?
 
2013-04-17 02:18:22 AM  

Gyrfalcon: wademh: Shirley Ujest: wademh: I'm guessing Sheriff Joe must be a marathoner himself, or a triathlete.

He is a gold medalist in the Derpathalon.

Well the man's into iron anyway. Iron leg chains, iron bars, packing iron.
There's something else iron involved here but I can't quite put my finger on it.

He's had a leg replacement? An iron knee?


Ferrous Patella
 
2013-04-17 10:46:03 AM  

Kittypie070: How is it that right wingers continually loudly and shriekingly insist that Fartbama is God or a king or messiah?

Is that maybe because RWs really want him to be a god?


It's the "both sides are the same (so vote Republican)" mentality. They worship Regan (peace be upon him), so they think that the left must worship Obama.
 
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