If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Phoenix New Times)   Joe Arpaio rivals the average Fark poster in finding ways to make himself the real victim of the Boston bombing   (blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com) divider line 90
    More: Sick, Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Boston Marathon, Fox News, Fark, Boston, victims' rights, Kaufman County, Maricopa County  
•       •       •

5888 clicks; posted to Politics » on 16 Apr 2013 at 3:44 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



90 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-04-16 12:35:21 PM
I just feel bad for the promising lives that will be forever destroyed once they're convicted of this unfortunate crime.
 
2013-04-16 12:39:51 PM
During Katrina, Fox News and Shep Smith in particular were distinguished news reporting, and were the only news org that was getting at the whole story and not just what the White House was putting out.

Yesterday, Fox News decided at the height of the crisis to interview Sheriff Joe in Arizona about the attack going on in Boston.

Any "but they're still good in a crisis" I had for FOX disappeared permanently by their trotting out this abusive vile old man to make political noise out of a tragedy that was / is still ongoing.
 
2013-04-16 12:52:12 PM
At least on 9/11, Omarion had the decency to not make it about himself.
 
2013-04-16 12:57:40 PM
Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?
 
2013-04-16 01:13:43 PM
FTFA:  "I just had a guy send me a bomb," Arpaio said (per a transcript), 13 seconds into the interview. "Fortunately, it didn't get to my office."

This is probably bullshiat, but if it's true, then that's a pity.  Not the sending the bomb part, but the part about it not getting to his office.

There certainly aren't many people I would say that about, but this piece of shiat is one of them.
 
2013-04-16 01:38:47 PM

tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?


But enough about obama
 
2013-04-16 01:39:24 PM
What an embarrassment. I would apologize, but I didn't vote for this idiot. He got his office because some watery tart threw a sword at him.
 
2013-04-16 01:49:41 PM
"America's Sheriff" indeed.
 
2013-04-16 02:13:11 PM

jehovahs witness protection: tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?

But enough about obama


Have you EVER had anything of value to say about, you know, anything?
 
2013-04-16 02:16:20 PM

Generation_D: During Katrina, Fox News and Shep Smith in particular were distinguished news reporting, and were the only news org that was getting at the whole story and not just what the White House was putting out.


When I first saw Shep I didn't like him. He was smarmy and his face looked like it was molded in plastic. I thought he was a jerky, southern, Ken doll.  But I think something broke in him during Katrina. He had an honest human moment and he was justifiably outraged at what he saw. And those moments come up every now and again, like his "We do not torture!" Moment.  He still looks like a Ken doll but at least I know he has a heart (not to mention balls) underneath it all.
 
2013-04-16 02:23:06 PM

tnpir: jehovahs witness protection: tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?

But enough about obama

Have you EVER had anything of value to say about, you know, anything?


You seem to get extra agitated any time someone dares to speak against your king.
You'll get over it.
 
2013-04-16 02:24:05 PM

jehovahs witness protection: tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?

But enough about obama


You doing ok?
 
2013-04-16 02:28:08 PM

Nadie_AZ: jehovahs witness protection: tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?

But enough about obama

You doing ok?


Took enough meds to be able to comment today, so, yeah...I'm okay.
TY
 
2013-04-16 02:31:22 PM
"Well", said Sheriff Joe, "We had a meth lab blow up out in the desert a coupla days ago.Then there's that case of the kidnapped Arizona Quints. We still ain't figured that one out. Could be related to that bank robbery at the Hayseed bank by a coupla escaped convicts. I just dunno"
 
2013-04-16 02:34:13 PM

jehovahs witness protection: tnpir: jehovahs witness protection: tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?

But enough about obama

Have you EVER had anything of value to say about, you know, anything?

You seem to get extra agitated any time someone dares to speak against your king.
You'll get over it.


Oh, brilliant comeback, sparky. You seem incapable of commenting on any topic without taking an adolescent swipe at Obama, even when Obama isn't the topic of conversation.  And I'm pretty sure you'll never get over it.
 
2013-04-16 02:36:33 PM
JWP is one of the most notorious trolls on fark. i don't know why you guys don't simply ignore him. he NEVER has anything valuable to say.
 
2013-04-16 02:38:36 PM

FlashHarry: JWP is one of the most notorious trolls on fark. i don't know why you guys don't simply ignore him. he NEVER has anything valuable to say.


I love you too, honey.
 
2013-04-16 02:39:41 PM

FlashHarry: JWP is one of the most notorious trolls on fark. i don't know why you guys don't simply ignore him. he NEVER has anything valuable to say.


And always ends up making himself look worse than his targets.
 
2013-04-16 02:40:04 PM

jehovahs witness protection: Nadie_AZ: jehovahs witness protection: tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?

But enough about obama

You doing ok?

Took enough meds to be able to comment today, so, yeah...I'm okay.
TY


That actually explains a lot.

No really.
 
2013-04-16 02:41:38 PM

gilgigamesh: jehovahs witness protection: Nadie_AZ: jehovahs witness protection: tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?

But enough about obama

You doing ok?

Took enough meds to be able to comment today, so, yeah...I'm okay.
TY

That actually explains a lot.

No really.


Maybe you will get your wish Thursday. I hope not, but maybe.
 
2013-04-16 02:43:14 PM
Is it bad that I find myself hoping this man dies in an autoerotic asphyxiation accident and is found in a rubber woman suit with a 16 inch Bad Dragon "Flared Stallion" found up his arse and wearing lipstick?

I mean, that's a bad thing, right? Wishing someone dies? Even if it is a waste of humanity?
 
2013-04-16 02:47:45 PM

jehovahs witness protection:

No really.

Maybe you will get your wish Thursday. I hope not, but maybe.


I don't understand.
 
2013-04-16 02:51:30 PM

jehovahs witness protection: gilgigamesh: jehovahs witness protection: Nadie_AZ: jehovahs witness protection: tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?

But enough about obama

You doing ok?

Took enough meds to be able to comment today, so, yeah...I'm okay.
TY

That actually explains a lot.

No really.

Maybe you will get your wish Thursday. I hope not, but maybe.


God dammit. Ok, back on topic:

As you'd expect, Arpaio knew absolutely nothing about the situation but was more than willing to exploit the dead and wounded for some attention.

"I just had a guy send me a bomb," Arpaio said (per a transcript), 13 seconds into the interview. "Fortunately, it didn't get to my office."

Cavuto asked Arpaio about national security, which, of course, Arpaio narrowed down to border security and, of course, himself.

"They're trying to do a good job at the border," he said. "I have five threats to hit me with cartels.


Can we ALL agree that Joe is a bigger AW than Kim Jong Unskinny could ever be?
 
2013-04-16 02:54:06 PM

Nadie_AZ: jehovahs witness protection: gilgigamesh: jehovahs witness protection: Nadie_AZ: jehovahs witness protection: tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?

But enough about obama

You doing ok?

Took enough meds to be able to comment today, so, yeah...I'm okay.
TY

That actually explains a lot.

No really.

Maybe you will get your wish Thursday. I hope not, but maybe.

God dammit. Ok, back on topic:

As you'd expect, Arpaio knew absolutely nothing about the situation but was more than willing to exploit the dead and wounded for some attention.

"I just had a guy send me a bomb," Arpaio said (per a transcript), 13 seconds into the interview. "Fortunately, it didn't get to my office."

Cavuto asked Arpaio about national security, which, of course, Arpaio narrowed down to border security and, of course, himself.

"They're trying to do a good job at the border," he said. "I have five threats to hit me with cartels.

Can we ALL agree that Joe is a bigger AW than Kim Jong Unskinny could ever be?


I'm thinking that if Joe had missiles he would actually launch them without warning.
 
2013-04-16 02:56:16 PM

jehovahs witness protection: Can we ALL agree that Joe is a bigger AW than Kim Jong Unskinny could ever be?

I'm thinking that if Joe had missiles he would actually launch them without warning.


If not on purpose, at least 'on accident'.
 
2013-04-16 03:05:17 PM
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2013-04-16 03:06:39 PM
Sheriff Joe is one of the people I wish specific harm too.
 
2013-04-16 03:37:32 PM
What kind of name is Arpaio? Doesn't sound American.
 
2013-04-16 03:47:32 PM
Whenever I see this guy... I think about him being about like this "Sherriff'....

::::photo of "Sherriff/Corrupt Auto Mechanic from National Lampoon's Vacation::::

/google image search came up empty
 
2013-04-16 03:48:32 PM
How is it that right wingers continually loudly and shriekingly insist that Fartbama is God or a king or messiah?

Is that maybe because RWs really want him to be a god?
 
2013-04-16 03:49:49 PM
What could possible make Arpio's opinion on this worth anything?
 
2013-04-16 03:52:27 PM

Kittypie070: How is it that right wingers continually loudly and shriekingly insist that Fartbama is God or a king or messiah?

Is that maybe because RWs really want him to be a god?


I'm beginning to think right wingers have a tendency to exaggerate when talking about Obama.

For example, I still haven't gotten my gift for voting for him.  I'm starting to think maybe that was BS.
 
2013-04-16 03:52:32 PM

I_Am_Weasel: What kind of name is Arpaio? Doesn't sound American.


LOL.
 
2013-04-16 03:53:45 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Kittypie070: How is it that right wingers continually loudly and shriekingly insist that Fartbama is God or a king or messiah?

Is that maybe because RWs really want him to be a god?

I'm beginning to think right wingers have a tendency to exaggerate when talking about Obama.

For example, I still haven't gotten my gift for voting for him.  I'm starting to think maybe that was BS.


File an official complaint with the USPS; you should've had your ObamaPhone a long time ago.
 
2013-04-16 03:54:29 PM

vernonFL: "Well", said Sheriff Joe, "We had a meth lab blow up out in the desert a coupla days ago.Then there's that case of the kidnapped Arizona Quints. We still ain't figured that one out. Could be related to that bank robbery at the Hayseed bank by a coupla escaped convicts. I just dunno"


"Joe, in the future, if you're wondering: 'Boston. Boy, I don't know' is when I decided to kick your ass."
 
2013-04-16 03:54:41 PM

I_Am_Weasel: What kind of name is Arpaio? Doesn't sound American.


Italian. Like Mussolini.
 
2013-04-16 03:57:38 PM
When will the sheriff send his posse up to Boston to investigate this bombing thoroughly?
 
2013-04-16 03:57:47 PM

hardinparamedic: Is it bad that I find myself hoping this man dies in an autoerotic asphyxiation accident and is found in a rubber woman suit with a 16 inch Bad Dragon "Flared Stallion" found up his arse and wearing lipstick?

I mean, that's a bad thing, right? Wishing someone dies? Even if it is a waste of humanity?


That's...a rather specific hope.
 
2013-04-16 03:58:00 PM
Sheriff Arpaio's words are not sickening.  Mental illness is a serious issue.

What is sickening is that 1. People vote this nutjob into a position of power.  2. Fox News gives this crackpot a platform from which to spout the fevered ravings of his faulty mind.
 
2013-04-16 04:00:35 PM
"I have five threats to hit me with cartels. The latest one last week, so maybe being high-profile from Washington to Maricopa County with certain groups that don't like the sheriff, and I'll tell you I'm not leaving."

Am I the only one having trouble parsing this?
 
2013-04-16 04:02:07 PM
Dafuq is wrong with these people?
 
2013-04-16 04:03:28 PM

Speaker2Animals: Lionel Mandrake: Kittypie070: How is it that right wingers continually loudly and shriekingly insist that Fartbama is God or a king or messiah?

Is that maybe because RWs really want him to be a god?

I'm beginning to think right wingers have a tendency to exaggerate when talking about Obama.

For example, I still haven't gotten my gift for voting for him.  I'm starting to think maybe that was BS.

File an official complaint with the USPS; you should've had your ObamaPhone a long time ago.


Oh, shiat!  I've bugging UPS this whole time!



i159.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-16 04:05:50 PM

hardinparamedic: Is it bad that I find myself hoping this man dies in an autoerotic asphyxiation accident and is found in a rubber woman suit with a 16 inch Bad Dragon "Flared Stallion" found up his arse and wearing lipstick?


i159.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-16 04:06:33 PM

theknuckler_33: "I have five threats to hit me with cartels. The latest one last week, so maybe being high-profile from Washington to Maricopa County with certain groups that don't like the sheriff, and I'll tell you I'm not leaving."

Am I the only one having trouble parsing this?


I didn't realize that cartels were things that you could hit people with. Is it like a sack of doorknobs?
 
2013-04-16 04:10:04 PM

DeaH: What could possible make Arpio's opinion on this worth anything?


The fact that the post office in Flagstaff intercepted a bomb that was addressed to Sheriff Joe less than a week ago gives it at least a little relevance.  Is it possible that the two are related, I mean two bombs in one week, pretty sure you at least have to look at it.  Is it the same nutcase or organization or do we have 2.  The only thing he has said since the bomb was found was to stay strong and don't let the nutcases deter you.  So tell me what the h3ll is wrong with that?
 
2013-04-16 04:10:51 PM
On the plus side, at least he and Mitch have let us know who the real enemies of our country are.
 
2013-04-16 04:11:26 PM

tnpir: Jesus, could that vile, worthless, racist old prick just have a massive heart attack already? Or finally get indicted?


i293.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-16 04:30:04 PM
I wish him success.
 
2013-04-16 04:32:39 PM
Guy's just been watching too much BBC

www.bbc.co.uk
 
2013-04-16 04:37:33 PM

Cyberluddite: FTFA:  "I just had a guy send me a bomb," Arpaio said (per a transcript), 13 seconds into the interview. "Fortunately, it didn't get to my office."

This is probably bullshiat, but if it's true, then that's a pity.  Not the sending the bomb part, but the part about it not getting to his office.

There certainly aren't many people I would say that about, but this piece of shiat is one of them.


"A bomb was sent to me. It never got near me, but I completely understand what it's like to be next to a bomb and lose your legs and/or life."
 
Displayed 50 of 90 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report