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(Science World Report)   New study shows that western style diets make you die young. Article comes complete with picture that makes it seem like that might just be worth it   (scienceworldreport.com) divider line 45
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2013-04-16 02:30:42 PM
A plate full of ass-fuel?
 
2013-04-16 02:38:26 PM
Oh, England. Can't you be content with ruining trivial things, like Piltdown Man or the Middle East? Must you ruin breakfast also?
 
2013-04-16 02:43:25 PM

Uzzah: Oh, England. Can't you be content with ruining trivial things, like Piltdown Man or the Middle East? Must you ruin breakfast also?



CSB:

My parents visited London back in 1991...they had an great time, and said the people were wonderful.

However.....

They had one complaint, and that complaint involved the breakfast that was served to them at their hotel.
 
2013-04-16 02:52:19 PM
so uhh.. what the fark is that little black thing?
 
2013-04-16 02:56:20 PM
I don't think I actually like anything on that plate, except the toast.

/I plan to live forever.
//So far, so good.
//Two grandparents made it past 90
///Other two died before I was born, so I guess it averages out
//penta-slashie!
 
2013-04-16 02:59:52 PM

Bondith: I don't think I actually like anything on that plate, except the toast.

/I plan to live forever.
//So far, so good.
//Two grandparents made it past 90
///Other two died before I was born, so I guess it averages out
//penta-slashie!


You dont like bacon?  I did not know it was possible to not like bacon.
 
2013-04-16 03:00:33 PM
The only reason that pic would result in an early death is by raising the suicide rate.
 
2013-04-16 03:10:12 PM

The_Sponge: Uzzah: Oh, England. Can't you be content with ruining trivial things, like Piltdown Man or the Middle East? Must you ruin breakfast also?


CSB:

My parents visited London back in 1991...they had an great time, and said the people were wonderful.

However.....

They had one complaint, and that complaint involved the breakfast that was served to them at their hotel.


Was it not boiled long enough for their liking?
 
2013-04-16 03:10:48 PM
Old joke: In Heaven, the French are the lovers, the Italians are the cooks, the English are the cops, and the Germans organize everything.

In Hell, the Germans are the lovers, the English are the cooks, the French are the cops, and the Italians "organize" everything.
 
2013-04-16 03:11:48 PM

kvinesknows: so uhh.. what the fark is that little black thing?


Blood pudding.
 
2013-04-16 03:12:39 PM

kvinesknows: so uhh.. what the fark is that little black thing?


It's called black pudding, or better known as blood sausage.

That picture just made my stomach rumble. Haven't had that kind of bacon in 13 years since leaving England.
 
2013-04-16 03:18:38 PM

Saiga410: Bondith: I don't think I actually like anything on that plate, except the toast.

/I plan to live forever.
//So far, so good.
//Two grandparents made it past 90
///Other two died before I was born, so I guess it averages out
//penta-slashie!

You dont like bacon?  I did not know it was possible to not like bacon.


Bacon, pork, ham...I'm basically anti-pig.

/not even Jewish
//don't drink either, and I'm not even Muslim
 
2013-04-16 03:20:11 PM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Old joke: In Heaven, the French are the lovers, the Italians are the cooks, the English are the cops, and the Germans organize everything.

In Hell, the Germans are the lovers, the English are the cooks, the French are the cops, and the Italians "organize" everything.


In Heaven the Germans make the cars, the French cook the food, and the Brits run the government.

In Hell the French make the cars, the Brits cook the food, and the Germans run the government.

/don't know about those greasy Itals
 
2013-04-16 03:26:06 PM

Shazam999: Was it not boiled long enough for their liking?



Ha!  IIRC, the eggs were undercooked and the tomatoes weren't ripe.
 
2013-04-16 03:28:44 PM

Bondith: Bacon, pork, ham...I'm basically anti-pig.


Philistine. If you don't understand and desire the sublime pleasures of the hog, I contend you are less than human.
 
2013-04-16 03:30:11 PM
Ditch the starches and eat this once every three days. And nothing else.
 
2013-04-16 03:30:31 PM
Everything on that plate I would love to eat, but I would remove the mushrooms and the black pudding. Noooooo thank you, cooked blood thing. And, not sure why mushrooms would be added to a perfectly good plate of pork, eggs, and toast. Same with the tomato, but I would just put that between two pieces of toast along with an egg and bacon.

/MMMM, BLE sandwich...
 
2013-04-16 03:31:27 PM

whosits_112: Everything on that plate I would love to eat, but I would remove the mushrooms and the black pudding. Noooooo thank you, cooked blood thing. And, not sure why mushrooms would be added to a perfectly good plate of pork, eggs, and toast. Same with the tomato, but I would just put that between two pieces of toast along with an egg and bacon.

/MMMM, BLE sandwich...


D'oh, I meant BET sandwihch!
 
2013-04-16 03:36:17 PM
...leaves clean underwear.

/Imokwiththis.jpg
 
2013-04-16 03:37:35 PM
I would gladly shave off some useless years at the end,
to rodeo some of this article's photo western style today:

pagead2.googlesyndication.com
/Hot as 1st 3
 
2013-04-16 03:39:30 PM

Ambitwistor: kvinesknows: so uhh.. what the fark is that little black thing?

Blood pudding.


Facto, facto
 
2013-04-16 03:42:05 PM

Bondith: Bacon, pork, ham...I'm basically anti-pig.


Whether you like any portion of the pig at all has nothing to do with the dreck that's on that plate.
 
2013-04-16 03:42:26 PM
www.demotivationalposters.net
 
2013-04-16 03:51:24 PM

lockers: Bondith: Bacon, pork, ham...I'm basically anti-pig.

Philistine. If you don't understand and desire the sublime pleasures of the hog, I contend you are less than human.


Which would put me on the same level as the pig, which would make eating it cannibalism.

/there, I've run rings around you logically
//ALBATROSS!
 
2013-04-16 04:10:35 PM
FTFA: Western Style Diet Makes You Die Young


Western-style, as in mesquite-grilling, tangy barbeque sauce and sixteen-ounce cans with limes?

Or Western-style as in California blood-red, seared ahi tuna, with cruelty-free beans drizzled with a tomato-tarragon coulis?
 
2013-04-16 04:24:38 PM
Is it just me or do English baked beans never taste quite right? They're too watery or too few spices or something. Baked beans should be hearty enough to be a meal in themselves.
 
2013-04-16 04:44:29 PM
"New study shows that western style diets make you die young."

Then its probably a good thing I wouldn't be caught eating any of that shiat in the picture.
 
2013-04-16 04:49:01 PM
Ok help me out here.  FTA:

"Based on the data, it was seen that nearly 7.3 percent of the participants had non-cardiovascular death, 2.8 percent had cardiovascular death, 12.7 percent was nonfatal cardiovascular event, 73.2 percent was normal aging, and ideal aging was 4 percent."

So those are the numbers for the fatties.  What are the numbers for the non-fatties?  In other words, while this may be true:

"Those with low adherence to AHEI had an increased risk of cardiovascular and non-cardiovascular death. Consuming a western style diet lowered the chances of ideal aging. "

Do they quantify HOW MUCH the risk was increased?  Because it seems to me that context is kinda important to derive any meaning from this article.  If the increase in risk is 0.1%, I'm having another slice of bacon.  If the risk increase is 500%, I might reconsider.  Also, what is the unit increase?  Going from a 0.1% risk to a 0.5% risk is a percentage increase of 500% (oooo, scary), but only a unit increase of 0.4% (meh).

Hard to tell if it's the study that's sucktastic, the article, or my reading comprehension.
 
2013-04-16 05:00:53 PM
www.saveyourdairy.com

He figured this out in 1939
 
2013-04-16 05:42:13 PM
that's not breakfaast, its a pile of bullshiat with bacon on it.
 
2013-04-16 05:46:07 PM
Because there's no farking green on that plate, that's why.

Pay me money.
 
2013-04-16 05:50:09 PM
There's-
Western "style" diets
Western style "diets" and
"Western style" diets

Give it time, I think demonstrably #1 and #2 will be more likely to kill you (and make your life miserable)
 
2013-04-16 06:00:12 PM
Needs a Guinness to wash it all down.
 
2013-04-16 06:01:36 PM
What someone on a "western diet" may look like. Yeah...it'll kill ya.

assets.diylol.com
 
2013-04-16 06:24:40 PM
Thats not breakfast....THIS is breakfast:

s3-media3.ak.yelpcdn.com

/loco moco with bacon
//brok da mout, bruddah
 
2013-04-16 06:27:07 PM

johnny_vegas: Thats not breakfast....THIS is breakfast:

[s3-media3.ak.yelpcdn.com image 533x400]

/loco moco with bacon
//brok da mout, bruddah


static.rcgroups.net
 
2013-04-16 07:31:09 PM
Subby has never been to Tokyo.
 
2013-04-16 09:17:01 PM
Hello sidebar...

images.scienceworldreport.com
 
2013-04-16 09:30:07 PM

Stone Meadow: What someone on a "western diet" may look like. Yeah...it'll kill ya.

[assets.diylol.com image 510x383]


Except that's a Russian Mcdonald's.
 
2013-04-16 09:46:09 PM

caddisfly: /don't know about those greasy Itals


To take it a little further:

Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss.

Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, the police German and it's all organised by the Italians.
 
2013-04-16 11:36:38 PM

theorellior: caddisfly: /don't know about those greasy Itals

To take it a little further:

Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss.

Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, the police German and it's all organised by the Italians.


Holy farking shiat. I have been looking for this quote for months! I had it all wrong though and so I could never find it!!!!!
 
2013-04-17 06:25:45 AM

kvinesknows: so uhh.. what the fark is that little black thing?


I think that is a cookie.
 
2013-04-17 06:27:05 AM

Ambitwistor: kvinesknows: so uhh.. what the fark is that little black thing?

Blood pudding.


Darke: kvinesknows: so uhh.. what the fark is that little black thing?

I think that is a cookie.


Sigh. I should read before i post.
 
2013-04-17 06:46:19 AM

findthefish: Needs a Guinness to wash it all down.


yeah, that would be perfect. my thoughts exactly.
 
2013-04-17 06:24:44 PM
Its not the diet, its the amount.  EAT LESS, problem solved.
 
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