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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)   Woman charged with causing over $300 in damage to the contents of a Walmart, being disorderly, and channelling Lady Godiva   (fox43.com) divider line 58
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2013-04-16 12:10:31 PM
Right on, Maude.
 
2013-04-16 12:12:08 PM
Can't, stop me noooow
I'm having such a good time!
 
2013-04-16 12:14:51 PM
Q: What is the difference between Lady Godiva and looking for a golf ball?

A: Looking for a golf ball is a hunt on a course.
 
2013-04-16 12:15:04 PM
There's $300 worth of shiat in a Walmart?  Who knew?
 
2013-04-16 12:15:57 PM
$300 in damage to the contents of A Walmart? I would have thought you'd have to demolish at least 5 or 6 for that.
 
2013-04-16 12:16:34 PM
She damaged stuff by being naked?
 
2013-04-16 12:17:17 PM
Shaven?  Trimmed?  Feral?

America wants to know!
 
2013-04-16 12:17:20 PM

dabbletech: There's $300 worth of shiat in a Walmart?  Who knew?


She had to damage 900 items in order to rack up that much value.
 
2013-04-16 12:17:43 PM

databit: She damaged stuff by being naked?


Have you seen some of the people that frequent WalMart? If they get naked, it should be an attempted murder charge.
 
2013-04-16 12:17:52 PM
If she can cause $300 in damage by walking down an aisle, she's gained some weight.
 
2013-04-16 12:19:27 PM
I was expecting a 12 foot wide butt, unencumbered by spandex, cutting a wide swath through a 10 foot wide aisle. Left disappointed.
 
2013-04-16 12:20:10 PM
Friend request sent.
 
2013-04-16 12:20:48 PM
I didn't even realize you could do $300 worth of damage to a Walmart.
 
2013-04-16 12:21:16 PM
Doubly breaking the stereotype.  Nekkid gal in a coal-country-Pennsylvania Walmart could have gone so, so far the other direction.
 
2013-04-16 12:23:10 PM
I was really hoping a Shetland pony or at least molten chocolate was going to be involved *sigh*.
 
2013-04-16 12:24:01 PM
She didn't know or care that there was a dress code, and I love that about her.

i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-16 12:24:32 PM

dabbletech: There's $300 worth of shiat in a Walmart?  Who knew?


Those 37" Coby HD tvs ain't cheap ya know.
 
2013-04-16 12:25:51 PM
Any of you see Charmed where Alyssa Milano is nekked on a horse in the Lady Godiva episode?  Nope?  None of you?  Nevermind.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-04-16 12:28:35 PM
I was going to say I was for this, but OH GOD NO!!
 
2013-04-16 12:29:24 PM

blatz514: Any of you see Charmed where Alyssa Milano is nekked on a horse in the Lady Godiva episode?  Nope?  None of you?  Nevermind.


I swear they used more ridiculous excuses to have her naked on that show, like the time she turned into a mermaid.

God bless 'em.
 
2013-04-16 12:32:08 PM

blatz514: Any of you see Charmed where Alyssa Milano is nekked on a horse in the Lady Godiva episode?  Nope?  None of you?  Nevermind.



This one?
 
2013-04-16 12:32:26 PM
Bathe her, give her something for teh herp, and bring her to me.

/I likes 'em crazy.
 
2013-04-16 12:36:19 PM

databit: She damaged stuff by being naked?



A bunch of mirrors shattered.
 
2013-04-16 12:36:40 PM

BitwiseShift: blatz514: Any of you see Charmed where Alyssa Milano is nekked on a horse in the Lady Godiva episode?  Nope?  None of you?  Nevermind.


This one?


God, I've a bone to pick with you.
 
2013-04-16 12:36:40 PM

SultanofSchwing: Can't, stop me noooow
I'm having such a good time!


YES.  Good to know I wasn't the only one that thought of that :)
 
2013-04-16 12:37:26 PM
Forgot that she took her meds and double-dosed herself : 3-1
 
2013-04-16 12:39:40 PM
Naked woman running amok in Wal*Mart.

I will NOT be clicking that link!
 
2013-04-16 12:41:31 PM

The_Sponge: databit: She damaged stuff by being naked?


A bunch of mirrors shattered.


Much like the psyches of the patrons who witnessed the event.

:/
 
2013-04-16 12:44:51 PM
It's CSB time!!!!

I recall long ago being at a 7-11 where this (attractive) woman pulls up in a van and gets out buck-assed naked.  She walked up to the register and demanded money.  No weapon.  (Cue the no place to conceal it jokes...)

The cashier was an older foriegn lady who was so shook up that she just handed this naked woman all of the cash in her drawer.

Cute naked chick took it, calmly walked to her van, and drove off.
 
2013-04-16 12:44:56 PM

Comic Book Guy: SultanofSchwing: Can't, stop me noooow
I'm having such a good time!

YES.  Good to know I wasn't the only one that thought of that :)


any time I hear/see the name "Lady Godiva" it's the first damn thing that pops into my head

also, it could have been much worse...
www.littlebritainfans.com
 
2013-04-16 12:46:38 PM

xanadian: Naked woman running amok in Wal*Mart.

I will NOT be clicking that link!


Personally, I prefer naked women to run amok in a Nieman Marcus.
 
2013-04-16 12:53:47 PM
Has anybody made a joke about WalMart not having $300 worth of stuff to break yet?
 
2013-04-16 12:53:47 PM

dabbletech: There's $300 worth of shiat in a Walmart?  Who knew?


That's like half the store!
 
2013-04-16 12:56:20 PM
I take it she didn't look this good
farm1.staticflickr.com
/dang now i want chocolate
 
2013-04-16 12:56:53 PM
Ah this is madness. This is insane oooooooooo
 
2013-04-16 12:58:20 PM

BitwiseShift: blatz514: Any of you see Charmed where Alyssa Milano is nekked on a horse in the Lady Godiva episode?  Nope?  None of you?  Nevermind.


This one?


Yep, that's it.  Not sure who that actress is that plays Lady Godiva but A.M. does her ride at the end of the episode.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-04-16 01:13:20 PM

DirkTheDaring: Friend request sent.


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-16 01:14:16 PM

dbrunker: I take it she didn't look this good
[farm1.staticflickr.com image 375x500]
/dang now i want chocolate


See that's pretty much where my mind went.

My first thought was, "Does this involve chocolate?"
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-04-16 01:15:41 PM

databit: She damaged stuff by being naked?


Sure, that floor isn't going to remove the snail-tracks by itself, is it? Someone has to clean that up.
 
2013-04-16 01:31:09 PM
I'll betcha she is SOOOOOOO hot
 
2013-04-16 02:08:49 PM

Salmon: I'll betcha she is SOOOOOOO hot


I would in fact take action on that bet ... in the negative
 
2013-04-16 02:29:01 PM
41 posts and no link to her Facebook. I am disappoint.
 
2013-04-16 02:30:11 PM
Hmmm... Must be a trend around here. A couple weeks ago some guy ran through a couple of Turkey Hills in Lebanon County wearing nothing but a ski mask.
 
2013-04-16 02:32:39 PM

Ohlookabutterfly: 41 posts and no link to her Facebook. I am disappoint.


Already taken care of in the article's comments.
 
2013-04-16 02:38:35 PM

Ohlookabutterfly: 41 posts and no link to her Facebook. I am disappoint.


Also, it was posted but it's looking like the powers that be flipped a coin and decided it wasn't ok this time and removed it. Dude who posted it is likely in a timeout by now.
 
2013-04-16 02:46:10 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Ohlookabutterfly: 41 posts and no link to her Facebook. I am disappoint.

Also, it was posted but it's looking like the powers that be flipped a coin and decided it wasn't ok this time and removed it. Dude who posted it is likely in a timeout by now.


The girl in the linked account is saying she's not the Jessica Weitkamp who done did it. So, never mind on my previous comment.
 
2013-04-16 02:47:38 PM
Meh.

/would
 
2013-04-16 02:49:38 PM

DirkTheDaring: Dingleberry Dickwad: Ohlookabutterfly: 41 posts and no link to her Facebook. I am disappoint.

Also, it was posted but it's looking like the powers that be flipped a coin and decided it wasn't ok this time and removed it. Dude who posted it is likely in a timeout by now.

The girl in the linked account is saying she's not the Jessica Weitkamp who done did it. So, never mind on my previous comment.


Well, damn.

/may sight unseen...

O.o
 
2013-04-16 03:05:47 PM

d23: I was going to say I was for this, but OH GOD NO!!


Did you miss Wal Mart in the headline? What's the percentage of women seen in an average WalMart that you could see naked without barfing?
 
2013-04-16 03:16:54 PM
17 and a beauty queen?  Probably not in a Walmart, sadly.


/I'm assuming that line was a lot less creepy in the 60s
 
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