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(NYPost)   Sign of the End Times #61872: The most popular porn star in the world right now is a Sarah Palin look-a-like   (nypost.com) divider line 247
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2013-04-16 09:29:29 AM
Who would want to have sex with Sarah Palin? Unless you're one of her security officer secret service guys.
 
2013-04-16 09:34:15 AM

Cythraul: Who would want to have sex with Sarah Palin? Unless you're one of her security officer secret service guys.


I dunno man... hatesex is some pretty goddamn good stuff.
 
2013-04-16 09:36:08 AM
And in very old news, MILFs are popular.
 
2013-04-16 09:39:15 AM

ThatGuyGreg: Cythraul: Who would want to have sex with Sarah Palin? Unless you're one of her security officer secret service guys.

I dunno man... hatesex is some pretty goddamn good stuff.


Beyond that, she's not horrid looking, and is actually rather comely.  Hell, she's just 3 years older than me.
 
2013-04-16 09:40:28 AM

dittybopper: ThatGuyGreg: Cythraul: Who would want to have sex with Sarah Palin? Unless you're one of her security officer secret service guys.

I dunno man... hatesex is some pretty goddamn good stuff.

Beyond that, she's not horrid looking, and is actually rather comely.  Hell, she's just 3 years older than me.


I think personality goes a long way in decreasing any physical beauty she may have.
 
2013-04-16 09:42:09 AM
Is this article from 2008?
 
2013-04-16 09:46:24 AM
Forgot to mention... with those ridiculous lips and bolt-ons, the porn version is decidedly less attractive.
 
2013-04-16 09:56:31 AM
Complementing Lisa Ann was the top male porn star Mandingo, known for his 12-inch package that would make even Anthony Weiner blush.

Sweet mother of...

*takes out tape measure, holds against body*

That would actually kill me. As in, re-arrange my internal organs.

Whatever these women are paid, it's not enough.
 
2013-04-16 10:02:09 AM

Cythraul: dittybopper: ThatGuyGreg: Cythraul: Who would want to have sex with Sarah Palin? Unless you're one of her security officer secret service guys.

I dunno man... hatesex is some pretty goddamn good stuff.

Beyond that, she's not horrid looking, and is actually rather comely.  Hell, she's just 3 years older than me.

I think personality goes a long way in decreasing any physical beauty she may have.


You don't fark the personality, and we are talking about porn here.
 
2013-04-16 10:05:05 AM

dittybopper: Cythraul: dittybopper: ThatGuyGreg: Cythraul: Who would want to have sex with Sarah Palin? Unless you're one of her security officer secret service guys.

I dunno man... hatesex is some pretty goddamn good stuff.

Beyond that, she's not horrid looking, and is actually rather comely.  Hell, she's just 3 years older than me.

I think personality goes a long way in decreasing any physical beauty she may have.

You don't fark the personality, and we are talking about porn here.


I was talking about the real Sarah Palin.
 
2013-04-16 10:10:56 AM
Mother of four, how loose is that thing?
 
2013-04-16 10:11:18 AM
It would have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres
 
2013-04-16 10:12:34 AM

Cythraul: dittybopper: Cythraul: dittybopper: ThatGuyGreg: Cythraul: Who would want to have sex with Sarah Palin? Unless you're one of her security officer secret service guys.

I dunno man... hatesex is some pretty goddamn good stuff.

Beyond that, she's not horrid looking, and is actually rather comely.  Hell, she's just 3 years older than me.

I think personality goes a long way in decreasing any physical beauty she may have.

You don't fark the personality, and we are talking about porn here.

I was talking about the real Sarah Palin.


Me too.  All politicians are whores, of one sort or another.
 
2013-04-16 10:16:04 AM

miss diminutive: Complementing Lisa Ann was the top male porn star Mandingo, known for his 12-inch package that would make even Anthony Weiner blush.

Sweet mother of...

*takes out tape measure, holds against body*

That would actually kill me. As in, re-arrange my internal organs.

Whatever these women are paid, it's not enough.


Plus, a lot of female porn stars are really tiny.  It makes their co-stars' dicks look even bigger, it's easier to pick them up and move them around for the weird, "showing off" positions you only see in porn (I can't imagine standing up and completely supporting my 5'10" ex), and a lot of them found out that while they were hot, they were way too short to do mainstream modeling.
 
2013-04-16 10:28:23 AM

dittybopper: Cythraul: dittybopper: ThatGuyGreg: Cythraul: Who would want to have sex with Sarah Palin? Unless you're one of her security officer secret service guys.

I dunno man... hatesex is some pretty goddamn good stuff.

Beyond that, she's not horrid looking, and is actually rather comely.  Hell, she's just 3 years older than me.

I think personality goes a long way in decreasing any physical beauty she may have.

You don't fark the personality, and we are talking about porn here.


Different strokes...(no pun intended).  For some people being dumb or a ditzy is a turn-off.  Yeah, beggars can't be choosers but not everyone begs.

On a similar note, I've heard/read that Lisa Ann is rather smart.
 
2013-04-16 10:33:53 AM

UberDave: For some people being dumb or a ditzy is a turn-off.


Personally, I can't stand someone I can't have an intelligent conversation with.
 
2013-04-16 10:46:02 AM
I don't think she looks much like Palin, frankly.

Sgt Otter: I can't imagine standing up and completely supporting my 5'10" ex


You should hit the gym.
 
2013-04-16 10:48:37 AM
I would sell any of you out to the Po Po for 5 minutes to disappoint Lisa Ann.

Sarah Palin, not so much.
 
2013-04-16 10:48:56 AM

miss diminutive: Complementing Lisa Ann was the top male porn star Mandingo, known for his 12-inch package that would make even Anthony Weiner blush.

Sweet mother of...

*takes out tape measure, holds against body*

That would actually kill me. As in, re-arrange my internal organs.

Whatever these women are paid, it's not enough.


Was this the package?

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-16 10:52:14 AM
More like Sarah Palin is a Lisa Ann is a lookalike.

Lisa Ann will be fondly remembered long after the world has forgotten that ditzy Alaskan broad.

Cythraul: Who would want to have sex with Sarah Palin? Unless you're one of her security officer secret service guys.


I'm a pretty good basketball player....
 
2013-04-16 11:02:10 AM
Not even close. Maybe the glasses.
 
2013-04-16 11:05:32 AM
Guys. I have an idea for a porn here.

Liberal Boogyman revenge rape porn.

GET TO WORK ON A SCRIPT NOW.
 
2013-04-16 11:13:57 AM

hardinparamedic: Guys. I have an idea for a porn here.

Liberal Boogyman revenge rape porn.

GET TO WORK ON A SCRIPT NOW.


Really?  You think liberals want to rape Sarah Palin?
 
2013-04-16 11:18:32 AM

GAT_00: Is this article from 2008?

 
2013-04-16 11:25:20 AM
All things considered, it's better than John McCain porn look-a-likes.

And now I can't help but wonder what happened to Mitt & Ann look-a-like porn.

I'm trying to picture how that would go.  Mitt forcing an awkward smile as Ann...

Anyway...
 
2013-04-16 11:26:32 AM

GAT_00: hardinparamedic: Guys. I have an idea for a porn here.

Liberal Boogyman revenge rape porn.

GET TO WORK ON A SCRIPT NOW.

Really?  You think liberals want to rape Sarah Palin?


It would be more accurate to have Palin butt-raping a teabagger with a strap-on...while the teabagger gives her money.
 
2013-04-16 11:27:34 AM

kimwim: Mother of four, how loose is that thing?


It can't be any worse than some of those porn stars.  Haven't you seen the things they take?


picturehoster.info
 
2013-04-16 11:29:43 AM

I_Am_Weasel: All things considered, it's better than John McCain porn look-a-likes.


www.usmilitariaforum.com


If it's a John McCain porn look-a-like from when John was in his 20's-30's, that would be just fine with me.

I would totally hit that.
 
2013-04-16 11:40:02 AM

Cythraul: I_Am_Weasel: All things considered, it's better than John McCain porn look-a-likes.

[www.usmilitariaforum.com image 554x577]


If it's a John McCain porn look-a-like from when John was in his 20's-30's, that would be just fine with me.

I would totally hit that.


Hit it like the Vietcong?
 
2013-04-16 11:46:09 AM

GAT_00: Cythraul: I_Am_Weasel: All things considered, it's better than John McCain porn look-a-likes.

[www.usmilitariaforum.com image 554x577]


If it's a John McCain porn look-a-like from when John was in his 20's-30's, that would be just fine with me.

I would totally hit that.

Hit it like the Vietcong?


Hit it like a fighter plane into the ground.
 
2013-04-16 11:47:06 AM

GAT_00: Cythraul: I_Am_Weasel: All things considered, it's better than John McCain porn look-a-likes.

[www.usmilitariaforum.com image 554x577]


If it's a John McCain porn look-a-like from when John was in his 20's-30's, that would be just fine with me.

I would totally hit that.

Hit it like the Vietcong?


I would reply with a snarky remark, but me making fun of what happened to him seems 'wrong' to me.

But you have it, if you like.
 
2013-04-16 11:53:47 AM

GAT_00: Really?  You think liberals want to rape Sarah Palin?


No, but I'm sure many Right-wingers think that.

On the other hand, GAT, allow me to extend my condolences to the loss of your funny bone recently. Because that entire statement was mocking concepts on the right like Liberal Boogymen. (RationalWiki Link)
 
2013-04-16 11:55:00 AM
I wish there was a MIchelle Bachman lookalike doing porn. With the same hotdog skillz.
 
2013-04-16 11:56:58 AM

obeymatt: I wish there was a MIchelle Bachman lookalike doing porn. With the same hotdog skillz.


Sarah Palin/Michelle Bachman lesbian scene.

That's just ironically sexy.
 
2013-04-16 11:58:46 AM

dittybopper: obeymatt: I wish there was a MIchelle Bachman lookalike doing porn. With the same hotdog skillz.

Sarah Palin/Michelle Bachman lesbian scene.

That's just ironically sexy.


I was trying to think of a good male politician sexy scenario. But I can't think of any sexy male politicians at the moment.
 
2013-04-16 11:59:27 AM
All I can say from Lisa Ann is... She certainly does a lot of... Umm... Anal.

/A friend did some research
 
2013-04-16 11:59:47 AM

Cythraul: dittybopper: obeymatt: I wish there was a MIchelle Bachman lookalike doing porn. With the same hotdog skillz.

Sarah Palin/Michelle Bachman lesbian scene.

That's just ironically sexy.

I was trying to think of a good male politician sexy scenario. But I can't think of any sexy male politicians at the moment.


www.maceandcrown.com

Oh wait, here's one.
 
2013-04-16 11:59:49 AM

miss diminutive: That would actually kill me. As in, re-arrange my internal organs.


Can you explain why 5' women go for 6'7" guys?
 
2013-04-16 11:59:55 AM

kimwim: Mother of four, how loose is that thing?

www.sportys.com
 
2013-04-16 12:00:16 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: GAT_00: Cythraul: I_Am_Weasel: All things considered, it's better than John McCain porn look-a-likes.

[www.usmilitariaforum.com image 554x577]


If it's a John McCain porn look-a-like from when John was in his 20's-30's, that would be just fine with me.

I would totally hit that.

Hit it like the Vietcong?

Hit it like a fighter plane into the ground.


Hit it like he hit the Forrestal?
 
2013-04-16 12:00:49 PM
Lisa was fairly popular long before she did the "Palin" thing...........
 
2013-04-16 12:04:07 PM

ThatGuyGreg: Forgot to mention... with those ridiculous lips and bolt-ons, the porn version is decidedly less attractive.



www.hotvideo.fr

You mean these aren't real?
 
2013-04-16 12:04:42 PM

blatz514: miss diminutive: Complementing Lisa Ann was the top male porn star Mandingo, known for his 12-inch package that would make even Anthony Weiner blush.

Sweet mother of...

*takes out tape measure, holds against body*

That would actually kill me. As in, re-arrange my internal organs.

Whatever these women are paid, it's not enough.

Was this the package?

[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 275x183]


I heard the suspect is some G
 
2013-04-16 12:05:13 PM

miss diminutive: Complementing Lisa Ann was the top male porn star Mandingo, known for his 12-inch package that would make even Anthony Weiner blush.

Sweet mother of...

*takes out tape measure, holds against body*

That would actually kill me. As in, re-arrange my internal organs.



Hint: A "package" of that size would bend and twist inside the woman's vajayjay.
 
2013-04-16 12:05:40 PM
Please no
media.arstechnica.com
Please yes



 
2013-04-16 12:06:09 PM
i always suspected Sarah Palin sucked alot of Republican Cock, as i could never understand or follow her 'speeches'.
 
2013-04-16 12:06:24 PM
Most popular according to who?  I can think of half a dozen I'd rather see....not that I, well, sometimes...
 
2013-04-16 12:06:37 PM

miss diminutive: Complementing Lisa Ann was the top male porn star Mandingo, known for his 12-inch package that would make even Anthony Weiner blush.

Sweet mother of...

*takes out tape measure, holds against body*

That would actually kill me. As in, re-arrange my internal organs.

Whatever these women are paid, it's not enough.


Your insides are actually pretty stretchy. I'd offer to demonstrate, but it's hard to do that without sounding creepier than I am.
 
2013-04-16 12:07:18 PM
Based on PornHub viewing alone I honestly would have thought Faye Reagan would be at the top.
 
2013-04-16 12:07:31 PM

espiaboricua: miss diminutive: Complementing Lisa Ann was the top male porn star Mandingo, known for his 12-inch package that would make even Anthony Weiner blush.

Sweet mother of...

*takes out tape measure, holds against body*

That would actually kill me. As in, re-arrange my internal organs.


Hint: A "package" of that size would bend and twist inside the woman's vajayjay.


www.horizonservicesinc.com
 
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