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(Sports Illustrated)   Not news: Darrelle Revis reports to Jets workouts. Fark: As a quarterback   (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) divider line 18
    More: Amusing, Darrelle Revis, Jets, ESPN New York, orthopedists, Florham Park, Greg McElroy, golf tournament, Tim Tebow  
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2013-04-16 08:50:50 AM  
No he didn't.
 
2013-04-16 08:58:33 AM  

devilskware: No he didn't.


And yet Tebow did.

Seriously - Tim Tebow as a quarterback.

Crazy world.
 
2013-04-16 09:03:11 AM  
" The MRI exam results, according to several published reports, were positive. ESPN New York also reported that Revis was cleared by Warren to begin running without restrictions"

In the medical world, if a test is positive, doesn't that mean something if wrong?
 
2013-04-16 09:15:56 AM  
A positive MRI indicates that yes, there was in fact tissue involved.
 
2013-04-16 09:17:35 AM  

meanmutton: " The MRI exam results, according to several published reports, were positive. ESPN New York also reported that Revis was cleared by Warren to begin running without restrictions"

In the medical world, if a test is positive, doesn't that mean something if wrong?


In the medical world, a positive test generally means that they found what they were looking for, which often means bad news.
 
2013-04-16 09:18:37 AM  
Wtf? Article mentions nothing. We can just say random fark bait in headlines now?

Allison Brie tells beiber to shut up while giving Peter dinklage a low five.

Where's my green light?
 
2013-04-16 09:59:59 AM  
Apparently, failmitter only looked at the picture, and failed to read the actual article, because reading is like, hard, and stuff.
 
2013-04-16 10:03:06 AM  

puckrock2000: Apparently, failmitter only looked at the picture, and failed to read the actual article, because reading is like, hard, and stuff.


Why would they call it "Sports Illustrated" if there are words?

//not subby
 
2013-04-16 10:13:16 AM  

puckrock2000: Apparently, failmitter only looked at the picture, and failed to read the actual article, because reading is like, hard, and stuff.


Also not subby, but can you really say Revis couldn't be a better qb than Tebow or Sanchez? I mean, there is reasonable doubt there.
 
2013-04-16 10:29:21 AM  

Publikwerks: puckrock2000: Apparently, failmitter only looked at the picture, and failed to read the actual article, because reading is like, hard, and stuff.

Also not subby, but can you really say Revis couldn't be a better qb than Tebow or Sanchez? I mean, there is reasonable doubt there.


It depends - can Revis or Tebow do this?
 
2013-04-16 10:44:11 AM  

meanmutton: " The MRI exam results, according to several published reports, were positive. ESPN New York also reported that Revis was cleared by Warren to begin running without restrictions"

In the medical world, if a test is positive, doesn't that mean something if wrong?


"I'm calling for my test results. Negative? Oh, my God. WHY! WHY! WHY?"

seinfeld-fan.net
 
2013-04-16 10:59:29 AM  

puckrock2000: Apparently, failmitter only looked at the picture, and failed to read the actual article, because reading is like, hard, and stuff.


Good job subby, you reeled one in.

And anyway, why not?  He's probably just as good at it as any of their actual QBs, except maybe David Garrard.
 
2013-04-16 11:56:47 AM  

Super Chronic: And anyway, why not? He's probably just as good at it as any of their actual QBs, except maybe David Garrard.


May be the saddest Jets comment, ever.
 
2013-04-16 12:14:55 PM  

Super Chronic: puckrock2000: Apparently, failmitter only looked at the picture, and failed to read the actual article, because reading is like, hard, and stuff.

Good job subby, you reeled one in.

And anyway, why not?  He's probably just as good at it as any of their actual QBs, except maybe David Garrard.


Greg McIlroy seen crying in a corner.

Wait, is he even still with the team?
 
2013-04-16 12:27:55 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Super Chronic: puckrock2000: Apparently, failmitter only looked at the picture, and failed to read the actual article, because reading is like, hard, and stuff.

Good job subby, you reeled one in.

And anyway, why not?  He's probably just as good at it as any of their actual QBs, except maybe David Garrard.

Greg McIlroy seen crying in a corner.

Wait, is he even still with the team?


I think so, although he probably can't tell you where he is anymore after those 11 sacks he took against San Diego last year.
 
2013-04-16 03:04:19 PM  

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Super Chronic: And anyway, why not? He's probably just as good at it as any of their actual QBs, except maybe David Garrard.

May be the saddest Jets comment, ever.


Why thank you; I intentionally crafted it to maximize the Pathetic Factor.
 
2013-04-16 06:20:30 PM  
Does anyone have the pic of the Jets facebook page where they put up their sorry we sucked, thanks for your support, we'll try harder next year statement and their fans completely shredded them in the comments?

The "Yeah right.  SUCK IT!" Comment and the genius farker who commented "Brevity truely is the soul of wit."  Still make me laugh a lot and its been months.
 
2013-04-16 06:42:23 PM  

elguerodiablo: Does anyone have the pic of the Jets facebook page where they put up their sorry we sucked, thanks for your support, we'll try harder next year statement and their fans completely shredded them in the comments?

The "Yeah right.  SUCK IT!" Comment and the genius farker who commented "Brevity truely is the soul of wit."  Still make me laugh a lot and its been months.


Nevermind.  I just found this thing called a search bar.  Just type in a couple key words and boom it scoures the internet for you.  This thing could revolutionize the internet.
 
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