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(Short List)   Smell like whiskey, or smell like gin. Essentially, smell like an alcoholic   (shortlist.com) divider line 18
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2013-04-16 08:13:23 AM
Smell like whisky = classysmell like gin = not so much
 
2013-04-16 08:35:41 AM
Done and done.
 
2013-04-16 09:00:00 AM
Christ almighty that's pathetic.
 
2013-04-16 10:00:24 AM
Good news for Siobhan.
 
2013-04-16 10:11:49 AM
Wouldnt it be cheaper just to use booze under your pits?
 
2013-04-16 10:18:43 AM
Why not both at the same time?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-16 10:19:39 AM
Baby Farts perfume may get you further with the ladies.
 
2013-04-16 10:29:27 AM

dahmers love zombie: Why not both at the same time?

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You're right, it tastes good.

/Even though Johnny doesn't drink
 
2013-04-16 11:20:46 AM
Way ahead of ya *hic*, Smitty.
 
2013-04-16 11:26:26 AM
That's why I only drink Hennigan's.

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2013-04-16 12:02:24 PM
yea, smell like an alcoholic.   so, like cool, man!


how about i just rub a Turd on myself and smell like an all natural woodsman after a hard days' work?

marketing folks where never the brightest lights in the harbor.
 
2013-04-16 12:03:33 PM

BitwiseShift: Baby Farts perfume may get you further with the ladies.



or at least baby milk smell.   the chicks would figure you'd make a great dad (as long as you didn't have a real baby(s)  )
 
2013-04-16 12:36:56 PM
Why would I want to smell like these guys?

www.thelmagazine.com
 
2013-04-16 01:11:11 PM

offmymeds: Why would I want to smell like these guys?

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My guess is everyone in that pic is less than 25 years old.
 
2013-04-16 04:22:53 PM

offmymeds: Why would I want to smell like these guys?

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Because they're young, virile, and know how to party, duh.
 
2013-04-16 04:58:24 PM
I know a much, much easier way to smell like whiskey the morning after.

Actually, I've never had that issue with any of the brown liquors. Gin, though... the aromatics are aromatic.
 
2013-04-16 10:06:42 PM

Bukharin: Wouldnt it be cheaper just to use booze under your pits?


Much more fun to drink it until you sweat it out through your pits.

Well, at least it is the night before.
 
2013-04-17 01:35:36 AM
That would make going to work much more interesting.
 
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