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(Voice of America)   North Korea announces new secret weapon: Peter Gabriel   (voanews.com ) divider line
    More: Scary, North Koreans, Pyongyang, Secretary of State John Kerry, Seoul, Kim Il Sung, vows  
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2013-04-16 07:33:55 AM  
wotevah!
 
2013-04-16 07:34:41 AM  
Shock the MONKEY!
 
2013-04-16 07:36:34 AM  
Wow, these guys really are an incarnation of my neighbors little white yappy dog.  Every action in the neighborhood was "the worst provocation ever!!!!"
 
2013-04-16 07:36:57 AM  
Lord NO! Even nukes are better than Peter Gabriel.

/will Phil Collins be next?
//god, Genesis and all it's parts farking suck.
 
2013-04-16 07:37:18 AM  
We're f*cked.
 
2013-04-16 07:39:44 AM  
"This page is not available on the mobile site. Go to full site."

Click.

"This page is not available on the mobile site. Go to full site."
 
2013-04-16 07:42:11 AM  
Uh oh, here comes the flood.
 
2013-04-16 07:42:45 AM  
So....
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-04-16 07:42:52 AM  
So?  South Korea has Psy.  That's worse than an atomic bomb.

I think his new song sort of is an atomic bomb.
 
2013-04-16 07:43:52 AM  
Best Korea is really heading into the BIG TIME.  Pretty soon, Worst Korea will have to start DIGGING IN THE DIRT to bury all the bodies.  I'm sure that will get the leaders of the free world pretty STEAMed...
 
2013-04-16 07:46:35 AM  
Wait. I thought "no more warnings" were in effect. Oh, you had your fingers crossed? THIS is the last warning?
 
2013-04-16 07:46:41 AM  

xanadian: Best Korea is really heading into the BIG TIME.  Pretty soon, Worst Korea will have to start DIGGING IN THE DIRT to bury all the bodies.  I'm sure that will get the leaders of the free world pretty STEAMed...


Wow, that was as subtle as a SLEDGEHAMMER.
 
2013-04-16 07:48:22 AM  

robohobo: //god, Genesis and all it's parts farking suck.


Can you feel it coming in the air tonight...ooooooooh lord.
 
2013-04-16 07:48:58 AM  
This again?

www.urbaneapts.com
 
2013-04-16 07:49:15 AM  

robohobo: Lord NO! Even nukes are better than Peter Gabriel.

/will Phil Collins be next?
//god, Genesis and all it's parts farking suck.


abacab doesn't really care..
 
2013-04-16 07:50:18 AM  
It's worked before...
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-16 07:53:04 AM  
They're going to use a 'Sledgehammer' ?
 
2013-04-16 07:54:40 AM  
recent protests in Seoul that it says "hurt the dignity" of the leadership in Pyongyang.

No guys, you don't need anyone else to hurt your dignity. You're doing a fine job all by yourself.

/and about those hats....
 
2013-04-16 07:55:47 AM  
They're always playing Games With Frontiers.
 
2013-04-16 07:56:02 AM  
I take it that Un never read the "Art of War". Nevermind that in the first few pages Sun Tzu goes for long and in depth about how war is expensive, messy, and being involved in is the sign of a severe fark up on the part of one or more of the leaders involved.

But even getting past that and into the sections on tactics, telling your enemy "Hey you, I'm going to attack!" is moronic. Especially when the enemy has a better picture of what your forces are doing than you do, and your picture of their forces borders on delusion.

Well, we never did accuse Un of being either bright or competent.
 
2013-04-16 07:56:31 AM  
red rain is coming down
 
2013-04-16 07:57:18 AM  
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                                THRICE CURSED!!!
 
2013-04-16 07:57:37 AM  
The only people using sledgehammers are the NKs in gulags.
 
2013-04-16 07:58:24 AM  
xfinity.comcast.net
 
2013-04-16 08:00:55 AM  
In Your Eyes, Un. In Your Eyes
 
2013-04-16 08:01:02 AM  
Badawoodeleywooooooo!
 
2013-04-16 08:02:41 AM  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqyc37aOqT0

Yeah, this is trippy to look at all these years later.
 
2013-04-16 08:05:23 AM  
i.imgur.com
"Speak softly and carry a big stick."

i.imgur.com 
"Scream at the top of your lungs, and carry a broken twig."
 
2013-04-16 08:10:45 AM  

whatshisname: /and about those hats....


Hat based war? This seems familiar.

Evil Twin Skippy: Sun Tzu


If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo!
/Unless it's a farm!
 
2013-04-16 08:11:11 AM  
This time... you've gone too far!
 
2013-04-16 08:11:18 AM  
I've decided they want to go to war and quickly lose, then they can have capitalism, food and I-phones without loss of dignity.
 
2013-04-16 08:17:05 AM  

viscountalpha: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqyc37aOqT0

Yeah, this is trippy to look at all these years later.


Watch it with the sound off. Even more strange.
 
2013-04-16 08:27:57 AM  
I haven't seen a Korean this butthurt since Aunt Ro sat on a jar of Kimchee.
 
2013-04-16 08:28:47 AM  
I'm the Best Singer
www.morrisonhotelgallery.com
 
2013-04-16 08:29:22 AM  
'Scary'?  Was the Meh tag off mooning Pyongyang?
 
2013-04-16 08:31:32 AM  
Chauffeur me. I will chauffeur you.
 
2013-04-16 08:32:32 AM  
I did pee in the river. Wow!
 
2013-04-16 08:32:42 AM  
They're preparing the Genesis Device?
 
2013-04-16 08:34:38 AM  

LordJiro: [i.imgur.com image 454x599]
"Speak softly and carry a big stick."

[i.imgur.com image 190x244] 
"Scream at the top of your lungs, and carry a broken twig."


Perfect.
 
2013-04-16 08:34:54 AM  

LordJiro: [i.imgur.com image 454x599]
"Speak softly and carry a big stick."

[i.imgur.com image 190x244]
"Scream at the top of your lungs, and carry a broken twig."


I used to have a boss like this ... I had a name for his management style - "IF I SCREAM AT YOU LOUD ENOUGH, MAYBE YOU WON'T NOTICE I'M INCOMPETENT"
 
2013-04-16 08:36:55 AM  
As those drills continue, officials said a U.S. military helicopter crashed Tuesday near the North Korean border. No fatalities were reported. It was not immediately clear what caused the crash.
Psychic Weapons from Kim Jong Un's monsterous head
 
2013-04-16 08:37:06 AM  
Put up or shut up.
 
2013-04-16 08:45:13 AM  

Ambivalence: Put up or shut up.


That's the thing. If Fatty Dingdong does decide to actually shell South Korea then he loses all his delicious cake,Hennessy and probably dies but if he keeps this bullshiat up long enough maybe the citizens of North Korea will forget they're starving to death and continue to obey the NK government. The rest of the world will continue to giggle at this bullshiat but I don't really think the global opinion matters to Un,just as long as the higher ups in NK continue to believe and don't decide to get all coupy.
 
2013-04-16 08:46:17 AM  

robohobo: Lord NO! Even nukes are better than Peter Gabriel.

/will Phil Collins be next?
//god, Genesis and all it's parts farking suck.


Twaddle.
 
2013-04-16 09:01:10 AM  

Crewmannumber6: I've decided they want to go to war and quickly lose, then they can have capitalism, food and I-phones without loss of dignity.


Then they shouldn't hire these guys.:

www.britishpictures.com

Obscure?
 
2013-04-16 09:04:06 AM  

bborchar: "This page is not available on the mobile site. Go to full site."

Click.

"This page is not available on the mobile site. Go to full site."


Came here to complain about this as well
 
2013-04-16 09:09:47 AM  
They do what they're told.
 
2013-04-16 09:13:04 AM  
Oh, I see the light and the heat....
 
2013-04-16 09:17:44 AM  
Jeux sans Frontières
 
2013-04-16 09:22:17 AM  

LordJiro: [i.imgur.com image 454x599]
"Speak softly and carry a big stick."

[i.imgur.com image 190x244]
"Scream at the top of your lungs, and carry a broken twig."



www.easterndrugs.com
 
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