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(Daily Mail)   Clint Eastwood escorts his teen daughters to Coachella. Thinking of flirting with them? You've got to ask yourself one question: Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 61
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2013-04-15 09:01:31 PM
He had them in his 50's/60's(growing up) Holy crap!
 
2013-04-15 09:07:22 PM
Why yes, I do feel lucky.
 
2013-04-15 09:11:12 PM
I'm partial to his daughter Alison, seen here in Playboy NSFW
 
2013-04-15 10:32:49 PM

NewportBarGuy: He had them in his 50's/60's(growing up) Holy crap!


If he can have them in his 50s, so can I.
 
2013-04-15 10:38:15 PM

propasaurus: If he can have them in his 50s, so can I.


Hey, best heart attack ever.
 
2013-04-15 10:57:42 PM
I still say her eyes are too far apart for her face.

Like a Hammerhead shark.
 
2013-04-16 12:53:55 AM
Have a seat in that chair
 
2013-04-16 12:56:12 AM

zipdog: Have a seat in that chair


www.newyorker.com
Seat's taken.
 
2013-04-16 01:02:38 AM

Godscrack: I still say her eyes are too far apart for her face.

Like a Hammerhead shark.


Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes...
 
2013-04-16 01:03:58 AM
Fantastic shape: Francesca was 'out of shape' but thanks to spinning and a regulated diet she's now svelte

I thought spinning was what women did after they became svelte
 
2013-04-16 01:04:08 AM
Get off her bush...

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2013-04-16 01:09:24 AM
Neither of them looked remotely worth it.
 
2013-04-16 01:23:28 AM

propasaurus: If he can have them in his 50s, so can I.


+1
 
2013-04-16 01:26:03 AM

Godscrack: I still say her eyes are too far apart for her face.

Like a Hammerhead shark.


I thought you were joking but holy shiat they are just a bit too far apart.
 
2013-04-16 01:39:35 AM
I'd say their boyfriends, despite being at least two generations younger than Mr. Eastwood, know who he is and how tough he is if he's 80-something and still plays a tough guy on screen.
 
2013-04-16 01:50:15 AM
I know this is sad, but now when I hear his name, I don't think of a tough guy- I think of a doddering old man on the brink of senility yelling at a chair.
 
2013-04-16 01:56:36 AM
Ugh, Clint Eastwood eyes...

I guess still better than Steve Buscemi eyes:   http://chickswithstevebuscemeyes.tumblr.com/
 
2013-04-16 02:04:58 AM

Genevieve Marie: I know this is sad, but now when I hear his name, I don't think of a tough guy- I think of a doddering old man on the brink of senility yelling at a chair.


I... I still think of a great director and actor who ( surprise ! ) got old . I will always respect his body of work.
I dare anyone to watch Flags of Our Fathers or Letters from Iwo JIma and say they did not cry during either one. Or Gran Torino either, for that matter .
 
2013-04-16 02:06:43 AM
he's old

what's he going to do after i tell him how much I admired Bird and Mystic River and then drop acid with his daughter and show her what life is really all about?
 
2013-04-16 02:17:57 AM
Now that I think about it there is a good chance he was the oldest person at Coachella.

/was his daughter the youngest?
 
2013-04-16 02:22:03 AM

alienated: Genevieve Marie: I know this is sad, but now when I hear his name, I don't think of a tough guy- I think of a doddering old man on the brink of senility yelling at a chair.

I... I still think of a great director and actor who ( surprise ! ) got old . I will always respect his body of work.
I dare anyone to watch Flags of Our Fathers or Letters from Iwo JIma and say they did not cry during either one. Or Gran Torino either, for that matter .


Right, but the context for this post was him as a tough guy who could take out a guy who flirts with his daughters.

I always hate the meme that men are supposed to be the guardians of their progeny's vaginas as it is, but in this case- I also can't think of Clint Eastwood as a tough guy.

Great actor, great director, sure. Tough guy, not so much.
 
2013-04-16 02:29:11 AM
Ok, I would make love to all of Eastwood's offspring, good to know.
 
2013-04-16 02:31:41 AM

Genevieve Marie: alienated: Genevieve Marie: I know this is sad, but now when I hear his name, I don't think of a tough guy- I think of a doddering old man on the brink of senility yelling at a chair.

I... I still think of a great director and actor who ( surprise ! ) got old . I will always respect his body of work.
I dare anyone to watch Flags of Our Fathers or Letters from Iwo JIma and say they did not cry during either one. Or Gran Torino either, for that matter .

Right, but the context for this post was him as a tough guy who could take out a guy who flirts with his daughters.

I always hate the meme that men are supposed to be the guardians of their progeny's vaginas as it is, but in this case- I also can't think of Clint Eastwood as a tough guy.

Great actor, great director, sure. Tough guy, not so much.


Welp, tougher than you at least.
 
2013-04-16 02:39:09 AM

Genevieve Marie: alienated: Genevieve Marie: I know this is sad, but now when I hear his name, I don't think of a tough guy- I think of a doddering old man on the brink of senility yelling at a chair.

I... I still think of a great director and actor who ( surprise ! ) got old . I will always respect his body of work.
I dare anyone to watch Flags of Our Fathers or Letters from Iwo JIma and say they did not cry during either one. Or Gran Torino either, for that matter .

Right, but the context for this post was him as a tough guy who could take out a guy who flirts with his daughters.

I always hate the meme that men are supposed to be the guardians of their progeny's vaginas as it is, but in this case- I also can't think of Clint Eastwood as a tough guy.

Great actor, great director, sure. Tough guy, not so much.


Fair enough and a good point . I was off topic anyhow . ... hagd
 
2013-04-16 02:45:10 AM
reasonably attractive young ladies. would nail.

though honestly, his features are best on a guy. behold this pretty motherfarker: www.biography.com

damn.

they do carry decently to his daughters tho. helps that he married attractive ladies.
 
2013-04-16 03:27:51 AM
Meh, Clint's easy to handle as long as you've got a chair.
 
2013-04-16 04:30:38 AM
So, two threads on Coachella, and neither article explains WTF it is.  Other that a weeklong event in California.
 
2013-04-16 04:36:03 AM

Alphax: So, two threads on Coachella, and neither article explains WTF it is.  Other that a weeklong event in California.


I thought it was a music festival.
 
2013-04-16 05:04:08 AM
Whats he going to do become incontinent on my shoes?
 
2013-04-16 05:25:45 AM

Godscrack: I still say her eyes are too far apart for her face.

Like a Hammerhead shark.


This.

The brunette's great; the blonde missed the factory recall for the "Uma Thurman eye drift" problem.

content7.flixster.com
 
2013-04-16 05:39:58 AM
He can berate and threaten my chair while we fark in the can.
 
2013-04-16 05:43:31 AM
those are some unattractive right wing nut children
 
2013-04-16 06:09:05 AM
Being out of touch enough and lazy enough, Coachella - coach hanf bag nutella hybrid?
 
2013-04-16 07:00:47 AM
He's like 80, I'm pretty sure I could take him
 
2013-04-16 07:04:50 AM
cdn.theatlantic.com

farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-04-16 07:32:09 AM

Brick-House: Get off her bush...

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 453x302]


I prefer "Get off my spawn!"

/not mine
//let's see what he does with a simple tailor this time around
 
2013-04-16 07:50:27 AM

Tat'dGreaser: He's like 80, I'm pretty sure I could take him


Always bet on the old guy.
 
2013-04-16 08:37:53 AM

Alphax: So, two threads on Coachella, and neither article explains WTF it is.  Other that a weeklong event in California.


It's a real shame your google membership expired. You should think about re-upping your subscription, you can even find porn with it.
 
2013-04-16 08:49:31 AM
The worst thing about Coachella is the attendees.  They'd mostly rather see Katy Perry.  They're just there because it's currently the thing to do.  Youth culture is currently emulating hipster culture.
 
2013-04-16 08:59:38 AM
I'd be less worried about Clint and more worried about the California penal code.

And Coachella looks to me like a massive Gathering of teh Douchebags. A bunch of socal wannabe scenesters..."Look, they might be paparazzi! Let's make sure they can see us!".

I'd rather hang out in the Michagan woods with a bunch of Juggelos.
 
2013-04-16 09:02:22 AM

Rapmaster2000: The worst thing about Coachella is the attendees.  They'd mostly rather see Katy Perry.  They're just there because it's currently the thing to do.  Youth culture is currently emulating hipster culture.


Yeah, and it killed my dog, too. Damn youths.
 
2013-04-16 09:02:48 AM

vudukungfu: Tat'dGreaser: He's like 80, I'm pretty sure I could take him

Always bet on the old guy.


True... Old age and treachery will usually defeat youth and skill.
 
2013-04-16 09:07:11 AM
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Would make Eastwood's day.
 
2013-04-16 09:13:42 AM

FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR: Rapmaster2000: The worst thing about Coachella is the attendees.  They'd mostly rather see Katy Perry.  They're just there because it's currently the thing to do.  Youth culture is currently emulating hipster culture.

Yeah, and it killed my dog, too. Damn youths.


It actually killed your dog? It only had sex with my wife and shaved my dog's nuts. I'm sorry for your loss.
 
2013-04-16 09:20:21 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Sort of want.
 
2013-04-16 09:34:31 AM

FARTNOISE FARTNOISE JUNIOR: Rapmaster2000: The worst thing about Coachella is the attendees.  They'd mostly rather see Katy Perry.  They're just there because it's currently the thing to do.  Youth culture is currently emulating hipster culture.

Yeah, and it killed my dog, too. Damn youths.


And I don't think it's fair!

/You should move farther away from the city of hate though...
 
2013-04-16 09:35:16 AM

Bob Falfa: I'm partial to his daughter Alison, seen here in Playboy NSFW


Perky start to my morning. Thanks!
 
2013-04-16 09:37:04 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Having fun with dad?
 
2013-04-16 10:32:43 AM
I gots to know.

www.wearysloth.com
 
2013-04-16 11:17:14 AM
she's getting poked.   having a wealthy dad does not stop a chick from riding the schlong.  they may pretend to be 'above it all', but when no one's looking they drop to their knees to worship the King Snake.
 
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