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(CNN)   North Korea warns that there will be no more warnings after this warning. This time they mean it   (cnn.com ) divider line 178
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2013-04-15 07:42:16 PM  
Huh, from reading that it sounds like North Korea is REALLY pissed at Jim Henson's Creature Shop.
Weird.
 
2013-04-15 07:44:43 PM  
North Korea turned up the temperature yet another degree on its neighbors Monday, warning that it would not give any advance notice before attacking South Korea.

Attention: This is advance notice of an upcoming lack of advance notice.
 
2013-04-15 07:47:00 PM  
Or what?

Kim Jong-Un will steal the fries off your plate?
 
2013-04-15 07:51:19 PM  
A triple dog dare? Well there's a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat but I'll allow it.
 
2013-04-15 07:52:37 PM  
This cartoon still cracks me up, even though I've seen it a dozen times by now.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-15 07:53:37 PM  
Were any møøse sacked?
 
2013-04-15 08:20:48 PM  
North Korea is so 2:30 PM EST.  The new North Korea is the Boston marathon.  Get with the program little Kim.
 
2013-04-15 08:24:26 PM  
Listen Sh#t Sack, now is not a good time to be yanking our chain.

Trust Uncle Wolves.
 
2013-04-15 08:30:07 PM  

2wolves: Listen Sh#t Sack, now is not a good time to be yanking our chain.

Trust Uncle Wolves.


This.  He might need to turn on a tv and realize that we're already swarming.  And if it's one that that tubby little pricktator doesn't need, it's to be puffed up by bee stings from a pissed off hive.
 
2013-04-15 08:34:21 PM  
*jerking off motion*
 
2013-04-15 08:44:59 PM  
I wish these ninnies would push against the USA  just long enough for a 45 minute war where we take out the regime and free all the prisoners, drop in a crap load of food, and then some people to help them learn to take care of themselves.

This would be so simple and so perfect.

Yeah.... way past nap time for me :-)  I'll be dreaming of Unicorns :-P

I did quit smoking today!!!  YAY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND MY LUNGSSSSSSSSS!
 
2013-04-15 08:47:05 PM  

L.D. Ablo: Or what?

Kim Jong-Un will steal the fries off your plate?


I'd start a nuclear war over that. Or stab a hand with a fork.
 
2013-04-15 08:47:23 PM  

GGracie: I did quit smoking today!!!


I'm sure it will stick.
 
2013-04-15 09:00:51 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: GGracie: I did quit smoking today!!!

I'm sure it will stick.


I glued my lips and nostrils closed, so I should be good
 
2013-04-15 09:01:05 PM  
North Korea turned up the temperature yet another degree on its neighbors Monday

Yeah, they can't afford to crank up the thermostat too high.
 
2013-04-15 09:02:40 PM  

L.D. Ablo: Or what?

Kim Jong-Un will steal the fries off your plate?


Not bloody likely.

I slice and pan fry my own potatoes myself.
 
2013-04-15 09:03:23 PM  
OK sweety, but you still have to go put your jammies on and brush your teeth.  Then you can get a drink of water, and attack without warning if you want, but then it's bedtime, those are the rules.
 
2013-04-15 09:04:31 PM  
"We really mean it this time."


STFU.
 
2013-04-15 09:04:48 PM  

GGracie: I did quit smoking today!!!  YAY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND MY LUNGSSSSSSSSS!


You're..........in a surprisingly good mood, under the circumstances.

/in all seriousness, congrats!
 
2013-04-15 09:05:05 PM  
Dear North Korea,
  Today and most likely for the next couple of weeks we won't give a damn what you say. We have our own problems.
                                                                                                                    The American Public
 
2013-04-15 09:06:16 PM  

AirForceVet: Were any møøse sacked?


Those responsible for sacking the møøse have been sacked.
 
2013-04-15 09:07:00 PM  

AirForceVet: Were any møøse sacked?


well played you magnificent bastard!

www.appygamesblog.com
 
2013-04-15 09:07:04 PM  
They might want to remember how getting America's full attention goes for folks. Vietnam, we weren't all that enthusiastic about. The first Korean conflict was sort of half hearted as well. Getting our dander up is not conducive for staying alive or in power.
 
2013-04-15 09:07:16 PM  
North Korea said it was responding to insults from the"puppet authorities" in the South, claiming that there had been a rally against North Korea in Seoul, the South Korean capital. It called the rally a "monstrous criminal act."


And soooooo... was there a rally in Seoul?  Way to give us the complete story, CNN.
 
2013-04-15 09:07:50 PM  
Anybody want a peanut?
 
2013-04-15 09:08:58 PM  

Kibbler: OK sweety, but you still have to go put your jammies on and brush your teeth.  Then you can get a drink of water, and attack without warning if you want, but then it's bedtime, those are the rules.


For a farker stuck alone in an office waiting for backups to finish before applying a major update, this was a ray of welcome sunshine. Thank you.
 
2013-04-15 09:09:18 PM  
LOL to North Korea. America just had a terrorist event on it's own soil and now is the time for NK to make an agitating statement. I must be dreaming because it's tough to believe a country like North Korea is so daring as ramp up the rhetoric now or that they really believe that they will ever reunify with South Korea.
 
2013-04-15 09:10:29 PM  

frostus: Anybody want a peanut?


Came here to say this, danggit.

/tiny fist of rage
 
2013-04-15 09:11:45 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: GGracie: I did quit smoking today!!!  YAY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND MY LUNGSSSSSSSSS!

You're..........in a surprisingly good mood, under the circumstances.

/in all seriousness, congrats!


Thank you love :-)  I am so happy to have been able to quit!  I smoked because I was addicted.  I was finally able to be strong enough to break it.
 
2013-04-15 09:11:48 PM  
so rally against NK is a "monstrous criminal act" is it?

Fat people are supposed to be jolly but clearly this guy is over sensitive.
 
2013-04-15 09:11:56 PM  

frostus: Anybody want a peanut?


You, sir, are one magnificent bastard!
 
2013-04-15 09:12:46 PM  

2wolves: Listen Sh#t Sack, now is not a good time to be yanking our chain.

Trust Uncle Wolves.


Yep.
 
2013-04-15 09:13:06 PM  
Try me, if you fart in the wrong direction today I want missiles to flatten your country.
/Boston
//Twitchy
 
2013-04-15 09:13:42 PM  
Awwww, somebody's jealous they got pushed out of the headlines.
 
2013-04-15 09:13:57 PM  
Bush 2 attacked Iraq for no reason after 9/11, so I'm guessing Bush 3 is looking for an easy target to show what a big man he is. There will be no opposition whatsoever. The republicans are always up for some dick waving and the democrats will keep their mouths shut and their protest flags rolled up like good little flag-following biatches. Lil Butterball better wise the f*** up and quick.
 
2013-04-15 09:16:06 PM  
ic.pics.livejournal.com
 
2013-04-15 09:16:46 PM  

Gergesa: so rally against NK is a "monstrous criminal act" is it?

Fat people are supposed to be jolly but clearly this guy is over sensitive.


Well it would be a criminal act in NK.
 
2013-04-15 09:17:21 PM  

sleeps in trees: US to NK: Shut Up! The adults are talking.


I literally came in here to post exactly that.

Brofist, or whatever it is that people do in this circumstance.
 
2013-04-15 09:21:41 PM  
Dear norks: you have extremely bad timing and its prone to get you hurt... Badly.
 
2013-04-15 09:22:12 PM  

GGracie: I wish these ninnies would push against the USA  just long enough for a 45 minute war where we take out the regime and free all the prisoners, drop in a crap load of food, and then some people to help them learn to take care of themselves.

This would be so simple and so perfect.

Yeah.... way past nap time for me :-)  I'll be dreaming of Unicorns :-P

I did quit smoking today!!!  YAY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND MY LUNGSSSSSSSSS!


http://www.ted.com/talks/thomas_barnett_draws_a_new_map_for_peace.ht ml

I didn't bother to watch, so I don't know if that's the right video, but I've seen him give the same talk at least twice under 2 presidents. It really should be required watching before anyone comments on American military strategy

tl;dw: I basically agree with you. It's not that easy, but it would be nice if we had that ability
 
2013-04-15 09:22:30 PM  

DO IT.



Seriously, put up or shut up, Worst Korea. We have actual deaths and injuries to worry about, without some posturing ponce prancing about with pointless threats. If you're going to attack, say, Japan, do so - don't keep flapping your moronic gums and rattling your tiny saber.
 
2013-04-15 09:22:38 PM  
Could someone please let them know that we have zero shiats to give at the moment, because we are a bit busy with our own issues.

He'll have to reschedule his tantrums for another time.
 
2013-04-15 09:22:51 PM  
NK News: "Dear Leader finished the Boston Marathon in under an hour and had already flown home with the trophy when the bombings happened and is in no way responsible, now please pay attention to us again"
 
2013-04-15 09:23:32 PM  

washington-babylon: Kibbler: OK sweety, but you still have to go put your jammies on and brush your teeth.  Then you can get a drink of water, and attack without warning if you want, but then it's bedtime, those are the rules.

For a farker stuck alone in an office waiting for backups to finish before applying a major update, this was a ray of welcome sunshine. Thank you.


Heh.  I know your pain.  Well, not so much any more.  But many was the time.
 
2013-04-15 09:25:17 PM  
You're drunk with power, Kim.
Go home.
 
2013-04-15 09:26:31 PM  

frostus: Anybody want a peanut?


Took me a minute but I see what you did there.
 
2013-04-15 09:28:04 PM  

GGracie: Popcorn Johnny: GGracie: I did quit smoking today!!!

I'm sure it will stick.

I glued my lips and nostrils closed, so I should be good


Blow it out your ass!
 
2013-04-15 09:28:05 PM  

jonny_q: GGracie: I wish these ninnies would push against the USA  just long enough for a 45 minute war where we take out the regime and free all the prisoners, drop in a crap load of food, and then some people to help them learn to take care of themselves.

This would be so simple and so perfect.

Yeah.... way past nap time for me :-)  I'll be dreaming of Unicorns :-P

I did quit smoking today!!!  YAY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND MY LUNGSSSSSSSSS!

http://www.ted.com/talks/thomas_barnett_draws_a_new_map_for_peace.ht ml

I didn't bother to watch, so I don't know if that's the right video, but I've seen him give the same talk at least twice under 2 presidents. It really should be required watching before anyone comments on American military strategy

tl;dw: I basically agree with you. It's not that easy, but it would be nice if we had that ability


Thank you for that link.  I really appreciated it.  HUGS! to you, I will look forward to your future posts :-)
 
2013-04-15 09:29:31 PM  

SpdrJay: GGracie: Popcorn Johnny: GGracie: I did quit smoking today!!!

I'm sure it will stick.

I glued my lips and nostrils closed, so I should be good

Blow it out your ass!


Shall I aim it towards Best Korea?
 
2013-04-15 09:29:38 PM  
So... It's a warning, about them not giving a warning?

/I'm sorry, but if they haven't already, they've gone full retard
//you never go full retard
 
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