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(KOB4)   Man trades McDonald's food for sex. I'M LOVIN IT   (kob.com) divider line 26
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2013-04-15 11:10:29 PM
7 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-04-15 09:00:26 PM
6 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: I bet quite a few people would suck a dick for a McRib.


Nope, I'm pretty sure that's just you...
2013-04-15 09:29:45 PM
5 votes:
www.businesspundit.com
2013-04-15 08:00:27 PM
4 votes:
So so so so close, subs

"Man trades McDonald's food for sex. I'M MCLOVIN IT"
2013-04-15 10:28:20 PM
3 votes:

ZeroCorpse: How is this any different than if he took her out to eat and then she had sex with him in any other scenario?

I mean, isn't this basically dating? I don't get how they can arrest a guy for buying dinner, then getting laid in gratitude. If this is now a criminal offense, then there are going to be a lot of people arrested on the way out of TGIFriday's.


I was wondering about this myself. BTW, wouldn't this be easier all around if dating actually worked this way?

Him, "Are you available Friday night? I'd like to take you out to dinner and then have sex with you."
Her, "I am available. But where would we have dinner and what kind of sex are you talking about?"
Him, "I was think we'd go to a Chinese hole in the wall place I know - the food is great - then back to your place for a bj and a doggy style romp."
Her, "I don't think so. How about we go to that new Italian place that just opened up and then back to your place for a doggy style romp?"
Him, "I don't know, that new place is kind of pricey. It would have to be at least a bj and the doggy style romp."
Her, "You want cheap? Why don't we go to a Chinese buffet and I'll give you a hand job in the parking lot before you take me home!"
Him, "A hand job? That doesn't rate more then a trip to the Taco Bell drive through and we eat in the car!"
2013-04-15 08:39:15 PM
3 votes:
I bet quite a few people would suck a dick for a McRib.
2013-04-15 08:13:07 PM
3 votes:
I trade food for sex every day.  I keep the lady fed, she keeps me laid. 
Thats how relationships work, right?
2013-04-16 12:14:05 AM
2 votes:
McDonalds? Surely In-N-Out Burger would have been a far more appropriate choice.
2013-04-15 09:34:57 PM
2 votes:
killmydaynow.com
2013-04-15 09:29:34 PM
2 votes:
McDonalds is so gross! I mean it's OK for poor folks, and I guess the blacks don't know any better, but for someone with refined tastes like me it's just horrible. Oh I know they're popular but really, what do the sheep know? I'm a paragon of privilege and taste so let me tell you- Big Macs are terrible for you. Have I ever mentioned how special I am because my palate is so refined that I can't eat what other people eat? It's true- I'm awesome!
2013-04-15 09:17:18 PM
2 votes:
FTFA: "A New Mexico man was arrested for allegedly trading a sex with a woman for a meal at McDonalds."

Just the one sex, mind you. He didn't have enough Happy Meal vouchers two trade for two sexes.
2013-04-16 03:31:58 AM
1 votes:

Gordon Bennett: McDonalds? Surely In-N-Out Burger would have been a far more appropriate choice.


Or Five Guys.
2013-04-16 12:47:33 AM
1 votes:
2013-04-15 11:52:28 PM
1 votes:

gweilo8888: FTFA: "A New Mexico man was arrested for allegedly trading a sex with a woman for a meal at McDonalds."

Just the one sex, mind you. He didn't have enough Happy Meal vouchers two trade for two sexes.


I read the line from TFA in Borat's voice.
2013-04-15 11:20:34 PM
1 votes:

washington-babylon: redsquid: washington-babylon: /Jk VivianVivisect, you sound like a lot of fun to hang with.

That's what they said about Michael Hutchence.

Aussie Farker? And yes, that was a rather clever reference. Morbid, but clever.


I was actually torn between 'that's what they say about Canadian girls' (too soon) and 'That's what they said about Carl Panzram' (too obscure). Hutchence was a compromise.
2013-04-15 10:39:55 PM
1 votes:
"I once got busy in a McDonald's bathroom" doesn't have the same ring.
2013-04-15 10:14:31 PM
1 votes:

washington-babylon: /Jk VivianVivisect, you sound like a lot of fun to hang with.


That's what they said about Michael Hutchence.
2013-04-15 09:52:08 PM
1 votes:
And here I've been taking my girlfriend to Denny's like a sap!
2013-04-15 09:30:55 PM
1 votes:
This is why I never drive down Central in Albuquerque. You've got hookers and students all over the place, and too often they're indistinguishable. Every time I hit a red light on Central I just sit and stare straight ahead trying not make eye contact with anything.
2013-04-15 09:30:31 PM
1 votes:
Wanna bet she's super sized?
2013-04-15 09:28:21 PM
1 votes:
I don't want the type of sex you'd get for McDonald's food.

/will trade Popeye's chicken for sex.
2013-04-15 09:28:21 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-04-15 09:26:37 PM
1 votes:
How is this any different than if he took her out to eat and then she had sex with him in any other scenario?

I mean, isn't this basically dating? I don't get how they can arrest a guy for buying dinner, then getting laid in gratitude. If this is now a criminal offense, then there are going to be a lot of people arrested on the way out of TGIFriday's.
2013-04-15 09:11:33 PM
1 votes:
And it was over in less time than it took the food to arrive.
2013-04-15 09:10:51 PM
1 votes:

NFA: FirstNationalBastard: I bet quite a few people would suck a dick for a McRib.

Nope, I'm pretty sure that's just you...


Would the cock be covered in McRib sauce?
2013-04-15 08:46:58 PM
1 votes:
I admire the man's sense of economy.
I've spent hundreds taking women to dinner, and still didn't get laid.
 
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