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(KOB4)   Man trades McDonald's food for sex. I'M LOVIN IT   (kob.com) divider line 106
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2013-04-15 10:28:07 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: [i.imgur.com image 620x459]


came for this we are done>>>>
 
2013-04-15 10:28:20 PM

ZeroCorpse: How is this any different than if he took her out to eat and then she had sex with him in any other scenario?

I mean, isn't this basically dating? I don't get how they can arrest a guy for buying dinner, then getting laid in gratitude. If this is now a criminal offense, then there are going to be a lot of people arrested on the way out of TGIFriday's.


I was wondering about this myself. BTW, wouldn't this be easier all around if dating actually worked this way?

Him, "Are you available Friday night? I'd like to take you out to dinner and then have sex with you."
Her, "I am available. But where would we have dinner and what kind of sex are you talking about?"
Him, "I was think we'd go to a Chinese hole in the wall place I know - the food is great - then back to your place for a bj and a doggy style romp."
Her, "I don't think so. How about we go to that new Italian place that just opened up and then back to your place for a doggy style romp?"
Him, "I don't know, that new place is kind of pricey. It would have to be at least a bj and the doggy style romp."
Her, "You want cheap? Why don't we go to a Chinese buffet and I'll give you a hand job in the parking lot before you take me home!"
Him, "A hand job? That doesn't rate more then a trip to the Taco Bell drive through and we eat in the car!"
 
2013-04-15 10:31:40 PM
Again?  Is this a repeat or is it becoming more common that giving a girl a happy meal means youll get a happy ending?
 
2013-04-15 10:33:14 PM

illannoyin: I've obtained sexclusive pictures of some of his hos...

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And this picture of the man himself...

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/Haters gonna hate


That should not have been seen.
 
2013-04-15 10:36:34 PM

redsquid: McDonalds is so gross! I mean it's OK for poor folks, and I guess the blacks don't know any better, but for someone with refined tastes like me it's just horrible. Oh I know they're popular but really, what do the sheep know? I'm a paragon of privilege and taste so let me tell you- Big Macs are terrible for you. Have I ever mentioned how special I am because my palate is so refined that I can't eat what other people eat? It's true- I'm awesome!

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WTF is this Left Wing dribble posing as sarcastic humour.

You sound like a bigot, BTW. Poor folks can't have refined tastes? Bigot.
 
2013-04-15 10:39:55 PM
"I once got busy in a McDonald's bathroom" doesn't have the same ring.
 
2013-04-15 10:52:18 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: "I once got busy in a McDonald's bathroom" doesn't have the same ring.


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2013-04-15 10:54:43 PM
Come on, man. You kmow I'm a little short. Hook me up, man.

I got these cheeseburgers. They some double cheeseburgers.

Come on, man. I'll suck your dick, man.

> The fark you just said?

I said I'll suck your dick, man. Come on now.

> [shoots basehead] Suck on that, you biatch-ass trick.

i47.tinypic.com

Came here for that. Leaving despondent.
 
2013-04-15 11:10:29 PM
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2013-04-15 11:20:34 PM

washington-babylon: redsquid: washington-babylon: /Jk VivianVivisect, you sound like a lot of fun to hang with.

That's what they said about Michael Hutchence.

Aussie Farker? And yes, that was a rather clever reference. Morbid, but clever.


I was actually torn between 'that's what they say about Canadian girls' (too soon) and 'That's what they said about Carl Panzram' (too obscure). Hutchence was a compromise.
 
2013-04-15 11:24:12 PM

Big Ramifications: redsquid: McDonalds is so gross! I mean it's OK for poor folks, and I guess the blacks don't know any better, but for someone with refined tastes like me it's just horrible. Oh I know they're popular but really, what do the sheep know? I'm a paragon of privilege and taste so let me tell you- Big Macs are terrible for you. Have I ever mentioned how special I am because my palate is so refined that I can't eat what other people eat? It's true- I'm awesome!
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WTF is this Left Wing dribble posing as sarcastic humour.

You sound like a bigot, BTW. Poor folks can't have refined tastes? Bigot.


I was actually mocking the 'left wing' privileged health food types, but do go on. You sound stupid enough to be entertaining.
 
2013-04-15 11:26:25 PM

redsquid: McDonalds is so gross! I mean it's OK for poor folks, and I guess the blacks don't know any better, but for someone with refined tastes like me it's just horrible. Oh I know they're popular but really, what do the sheep know? I'm a paragon of privilege and taste so let me tell you- Big Macs are terrible for you. Have I ever mentioned how special I am because my palate is so refined that I can't eat what other people eat? It's true- I'm awesome!


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You sound like a real McAsshole
 
2013-04-15 11:29:35 PM
Wait, you can trade sexes?
 
2013-04-15 11:34:45 PM
sodblog.com
 
2013-04-15 11:34:52 PM
What kind of cheapass slut is willing to give sex for the price of a mcdonalds meal?

/Don't answer that. I don't want to know.
 
2013-04-15 11:47:26 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: "I once got busy in a McDonald's bathroom" doesn't have the same ring.


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sees what you did there.
 
2013-04-15 11:49:07 PM
Randy you cheeseburger eating bastard
 
2013-04-15 11:52:28 PM

gweilo8888: FTFA: "A New Mexico man was arrested for allegedly trading a sex with a woman for a meal at McDonalds."

Just the one sex, mind you. He didn't have enough Happy Meal vouchers two trade for two sexes.


I read the line from TFA in Borat's voice.
 
2013-04-15 11:54:45 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-15 11:56:19 PM

illannoyin: I've obtained sexclusive pictures of some of his hos...

[bobbybou.files.wordpress.com image 300x300]

[satireworld.com image 492x566]

[cdn.epicski.com image 377x400]

[www.funpeak.com image 750x525]

And this picture of the man himself...

[www.tuberose.com image 510x610]

/Haters gonna hate


Waiting around 2 hours just for McDonald's to open? That's some dedication right there.
 
2013-04-15 11:57:03 PM

mcmnky: I don't want the type of sex you'd get for McDonald's food.

/will trade Popeye's chicken for sex.


Hou YOU doing?

I could live on their red beans & rice....but don't for fear of becoming the subject of a Sir Mix-a-lot song.
 
2013-04-15 11:57:09 PM

Sock Ruh Tease:


In her defense it was a double afterall
 
2013-04-15 11:59:43 PM

r1niceboy: This is why I never drive down Central in Albuquerque. You've got hookers and students all over the place, and too often they're indistinguishable. Every time I hit a red light on Central I just sit and stare straight ahead trying not make eye contact with anything.


If you have a CB radio you can often hear them openly advertise their services at night.

//nothing better than sloppy seconds after some big fat trucker get done with 'em.
 
2013-04-16 12:12:28 AM
My first thought was the food would get cold.... But I may be giving him too much credit.
 
2013-04-16 12:14:05 AM
McDonalds? Surely In-N-Out Burger would have been a far more appropriate choice.
 
2013-04-16 12:20:00 AM

redsquid: Big Ramifications: redsquid: McDonalds is so gross! I mean it's OK for poor folks, and I guess the blacks don't know any better, but for someone with refined tastes like me it's just horrible. Oh I know they're popular but really, what do the sheep know? I'm a paragon of privilege and taste so let me tell you- Big Macs are terrible for you. Have I ever mentioned how special I am because my palate is so refined that I can't eat what other people eat? It's true- I'm awesome!
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WTF is this Left Wing dribble posing as sarcastic humour.

You sound like a bigot, BTW. Poor folks can't have refined tastes? Bigot.

I was actually mocking the 'left wing' privileged health food types, but do go on. You sound stupid enough to be entertaining.

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You were mocking LEFT WING people by laffing and pointing at the poor? And I should have guessed that coz obviously it is a LEFT WING trait to mock the poor?

You farking idiot.
 
2013-04-16 12:20:54 AM
If you're that desperate for food, it's probably preferable to search the dumpster.
 
2013-04-16 12:43:34 AM
that's weird.  I never had a Big Montana at a McDonalds.
 
2013-04-16 12:47:33 AM
 
2013-04-16 12:55:05 AM

bmongar: This makes me quite sad that someone is so desperate for food they will have sex for McDonalds and it also make me sad that someone took advantage of that desperation.


very true. Must be an old ugly whore... either way it's extremely sad to see a fellow human being gotten to that stage in her life.
 
2013-04-16 01:18:04 AM
"A New Mexico man was arrested for allegedly trading a sex with a woman for a meal at McDonalds"

Who did he trade the sex to for the meal?  The cashier?

"On their way to the park Jones told police he purchased the woman food and asked how she would reimburse him, the criminal complaint states."

So he talked to police on the way to the park?  What is woman food?

"According to the complaint, the woman told police she agreed to have sex with Jones in exchange for the McDonalds."

Jones owns the restaurant?  It must be so since they said that in the headline too.
 
2013-04-16 01:20:44 AM

SuperNinjaToad: bmongar: This makes me quite sad that someone is so desperate for food they will have sex for McDonalds and it also make me sad that someone took advantage of that desperation.

very true. Must be an old ugly whore... either way it's extremely sad to see a fellow human being gotten to that stage in her life.


In the war zone in Albuquerque, that's considered upwardly mobile.
 
2013-04-16 01:25:41 AM
Straight up paying cash for sex is one thing, but they're walking a pretty thin line with this one.
 
2013-04-16 01:28:15 AM
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2013-04-16 02:34:24 AM
If you read any of the websites where johns talk about their experiences picking up prostitutes, you'll find it's not uncommon for them to get food for the hooker. As far as I can tell, they usually also pay for the sex, the food is a tip.
 
2013-04-16 03:03:57 AM

Nadie_AZ: So so so so close, subs

"Man trades McDonald's food for sex. I'M MCLOVIN IT"


It's 3:03.
 
2013-04-16 03:05:58 AM

bmongar: This makes me quite sad that someone is so desperate for food they will have sex for McDonalds and it also make me sad that someone took advantage of that desperation.


Welcome to ... uh, New Mexico.
/Welcome to Farmington
 
2013-04-16 03:09:07 AM
The moral of the story is: Don't tell the cops.
 
2013-04-16 03:10:06 AM

ZeroCorpse: How is this any different than if he took her out to eat and then she had sex with him in any other scenario?

I mean, isn't this basically dating? I don't get how they can arrest a guy for buying dinner, then getting laid in gratitude. If this is now a criminal offense, then there are going to be a lot of people arrested on the way out of TGIFriday's.


FTFA: On their way to the park Jones told police he purchased the woman food and asked how she would reimburse him, the criminal complaint states.

There was no prior agreement, and he was trying to coerce her. Nice try, though.
 
2013-04-16 03:12:49 AM
Mc-FARKING-Donald's??? I only put out for Arby's
 
2013-04-16 03:31:58 AM

Gordon Bennett: McDonalds? Surely In-N-Out Burger would have been a far more appropriate choice.


Or Five Guys.
 
2013-04-16 03:36:49 AM

Big Ramifications: redsquid: Big Ramifications: redsquid: McDonalds is so gross! I mean it's OK for poor folks, and I guess the blacks don't know any better, but for someone with refined tastes like me it's just horrible. Oh I know they're popular but really, what do the sheep know? I'm a paragon of privilege and taste so let me tell you- Big Macs are terrible for you. Have I ever mentioned how special I am because my palate is so refined that I can't eat what other people eat? It's true- I'm awesome!
~
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WTF is this Left Wing dribble posing as sarcastic humour.

You sound like a bigot, BTW. Poor folks can't have refined tastes? Bigot.

I was actually mocking the 'left wing' privileged health food types, but do go on. You sound stupid enough to be entertaining.
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You were mocking LEFT WING people by laffing and pointing at the poor? And I should have guessed that coz obviously it is a LEFT WING trait to mock the poor?

You farking idiot.


You're calling redsquid an idiot over something YOU originally said? Which he repeated by putting in quotation marks? Sounds like you may be the idiot here, but it's awesome of you to try to troll a McDonald's prostitute thread with your partisan bullshiat.
 
2013-04-16 04:04:37 AM
They only arrested him for his own good. Everybody knows you have to wait 30 minutes after trading the food before having the sex. Otherwise you will get cramps.
 
2013-04-16 05:53:51 AM

Krieghund: If you read any of the websites where johns talk about their experiences picking up prostitutes, you'll find it's not uncommon for them to get food for the hooker. As far as I can tell, they usually also pay for the sex, the food is a tip.




Wait, what? There's a website for that kind of stuff?
 
2013-04-16 06:00:56 AM

Abacus9: Big Ramifications: redsquid: Big Ramifications: redsquid:


>>>>McDonalds is so gross! I mean it's OK for poor folks, and I guess the blacks don't know any better, but for someone with refined tastes like me it's just horrible. Oh I know they're popular but really, what do the sheep know? I'm a paragon of privilege and taste so let me tell you- Big Macs are terrible for you. Have I ever mentioned how special I am because my palate is so refined that I can't eat what other people eat? It's true- I'm awesome!
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>>>WTF is this Left Wing dribble posing as sarcastic humour.

>>>You sound like a bigot, BTW. Poor folks can't have refined tastes? Bigot.

>>I was actually mocking the 'left wing' privileged health food types, but do go on. You sound stupid enough to be entertaining.
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>You were mocking LEFT WING people by laffing and pointing at the poor? And I should have guessed that coz obviously it is a LEFT WING trait to mock the poor?

>You farking idiot.

You're calling redsquid an idiot over something YOU originally said? Which he repeated by putting in quotation marks? Sounds like you may be the idiot here, but it's awesome of you to try to troll a McDonald's prostitute thread with your partisan bullshiat.

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Hey I apologise to Fark for getting the humourous sarcastic comment wrong by 180 degrees. Also "farking idiot" was a bit out of line.

Now read the next two points carefully, Abacus9.

1. redsquid started the partisan bullshait, not me.

See the bit where he admits to mocking 'left wing' privileged health food types? That bit came first.

2. I got the MOCKING bit correct, but I assumed redsquid was mocking 'right wing' privileged health food types.... because he was mocking poor people.

No so in redsquid's universe! He claims he was sarcastically pretending to be left wing. By mocking poor people. Derp.
 
2013-04-16 06:32:02 AM

Big Ramifications: 1. redsquid started the partisan bullshait, not me.

See the bit where he admits to mocking 'left wing' privileged health food types? That bit came first.


He was quoting you when he said it: "WTF is this Left Wing dribble posing as sarcastic humour." That was what you posted before he put it in quotes. Yes, he said he was mocking it, but you brought in the "left wing" business.

2. I got the MOCKING bit correct, but I assumed redsquid was mocking 'right wing' privileged health food types.... because he was mocking poor people.
No so in redsquid's universe! He claims he was sarcastically pretending to be left wing. By mocking poor people. Derp.


I don't think he considered it especially partisan one way or the other, which is why he put your phrase in quotes.  And if you re-read his post, he wasn't mocking poor people, he was mocking people who are too good to eat at McDonald's.
 
2013-04-16 07:42:29 AM
Abacus9: 
I don't think he considered it especially partisan one way or the other, which is why he put your phrase in quotes.  And if you re-read his post, he wasn't mocking poor people, he was mocking people who are too good to eat at McDonald's.
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....by mocking poor people.

Jeez, I'd like to be able to clearly mock people in a post and have someone come in all White Knight and defend me, saying I wasn't *really* mocking them. If you're gonna split hairs like that, and argue semantics, and give benefit of the doubt, then I better up-stumps regarding this debate.

And I appreciate the point you made before the bit I bolded. Cheers!
 
2013-04-16 07:43:57 AM
Trading a sex?!! Just one?
 
2013-04-16 07:55:56 AM

crawdadhead: Trading a sex?!! Just one?


yes.  a mcdouble
 
2013-04-16 07:57:29 AM
Albuquerque police found Donald Jones, 58, at Bullhead Park

I totally read that as Butthead Park...
 
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