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(KOB4)   Man trades McDonald's food for sex. I'M LOVIN IT   (kob.com) divider line 106
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2013-04-15 08:00:27 PM
So so so so close, subs

"Man trades McDonald's food for sex. I'M MCLOVIN IT"
 
2013-04-15 08:13:07 PM
I trade food for sex every day.  I keep the lady fed, she keeps me laid. 
Thats how relationships work, right?
 
2013-04-15 08:29:10 PM
So he was trying to dip his McNuggets in her honey, eh?
 
2013-04-15 08:39:15 PM
I bet quite a few people would suck a dick for a McRib.
 
2013-04-15 08:46:58 PM
I admire the man's sense of economy.
I've spent hundreds taking women to dinner, and still didn't get laid.
 
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2013-04-15 09:00:26 PM

FirstNationalBastard: I bet quite a few people would suck a dick for a McRib.


Nope, I'm pretty sure that's just you...
 
2013-04-15 09:08:19 PM
How about Jamba Juice and a granola bar... McDonald's is so unhealthy.
 
2013-04-15 09:10:51 PM

NFA: FirstNationalBastard: I bet quite a few people would suck a dick for a McRib.

Nope, I'm pretty sure that's just you...


Would the cock be covered in McRib sauce?
 
2013-04-15 09:11:33 PM
And it was over in less time than it took the food to arrive.
 
2013-04-15 09:13:10 PM

The_Sponge: So he was trying to dip his McNuggets in her honey, eh?


He was trying to put his special sauce in her taco.
 
2013-04-15 09:13:59 PM
This makes me quite sad that someone is so desperate for food they will have sex for McDonalds and it also make me sad that someone took advantage of that desperation.
 
2013-04-15 09:17:18 PM
FTFA: "A New Mexico man was arrested for allegedly trading a sex with a woman for a meal at McDonalds."

Just the one sex, mind you. He didn't have enough Happy Meal vouchers two trade for two sexes.
 
2013-04-15 09:17:20 PM

Assimilate This: The_Sponge: So he was trying to dip his McNuggets in her honey, eh?

He was trying to put his special sauce in her taco.


He was trying to squirt his tartar sauce in her filet o'fish.
 
2013-04-15 09:18:03 PM
My first thought was "Time's are rough in the holler." Then I saw the source and thought, "Oh no this happened in New Mexico."
 
2013-04-15 09:20:44 PM
Patty the Daytime hooker unavailable for comment...
 
2013-04-15 09:23:31 PM

bmongar: This makes me quite sad that someone is so desperate for food they will have sex for McDonalds and it also make me sad that someone took advantage of that desperation.


"Judge a happy meal not by its hottest fries but by its coldest Mac patties."
-Said no one ever, until now
 
2013-04-15 09:24:38 PM
Police also found prescription narcotics in the car. Jones, a Farmington native, was charged in the event with possession of dangerous drugs.

If they were so dangerous, why were they ever prescribed in the first place?
 
2013-04-15 09:24:55 PM
Aren't most dates a play to hopefully get laid? Supersize me, baby!
 
2013-04-15 09:26:22 PM
I've obtained sexclusive pictures of some of his hos...

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And this picture of the man himself...

www.tuberose.com

/Haters gonna hate
 
2013-04-15 09:26:37 PM
How is this any different than if he took her out to eat and then she had sex with him in any other scenario?

I mean, isn't this basically dating? I don't get how they can arrest a guy for buying dinner, then getting laid in gratitude. If this is now a criminal offense, then there are going to be a lot of people arrested on the way out of TGIFriday's.
 
2013-04-15 09:28:21 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-15 09:28:21 PM
I don't want the type of sex you'd get for McDonald's food.

/will trade Popeye's chicken for sex.
 
2013-04-15 09:28:43 PM
I usually costs me dinner at Pok Pok and a pair of 100 level tickets to the Portland Trailblazers (and a win).
 
2013-04-15 09:29:34 PM
McDonalds is so gross! I mean it's OK for poor folks, and I guess the blacks don't know any better, but for someone with refined tastes like me it's just horrible. Oh I know they're popular but really, what do the sheep know? I'm a paragon of privilege and taste so let me tell you- Big Macs are terrible for you. Have I ever mentioned how special I am because my palate is so refined that I can't eat what other people eat? It's true- I'm awesome!
 
2013-04-15 09:29:45 PM
www.businesspundit.com
 
2013-04-15 09:30:31 PM
Wanna bet she's super sized?
 
2013-04-15 09:30:55 PM
This is why I never drive down Central in Albuquerque. You've got hookers and students all over the place, and too often they're indistinguishable. Every time I hit a red light on Central I just sit and stare straight ahead trying not make eye contact with anything.
 
2013-04-15 09:32:26 PM

Kenny B: Wanna bet she's super sized?


In Albuquerque? I'd bet that meth took all the fat away.
 
2013-04-15 09:32:28 PM
She should have held out for Red Lobster.

Or at least Denny's.
 
2013-04-15 09:33:16 PM

VivianVivisect: How about Jamba Juice and a granola bar... McDonald's is so unhealthy.


So is Jamba Juice and a granola bar.
 
2013-04-15 09:34:57 PM
killmydaynow.com
 
2013-04-15 09:39:13 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: [i.imgur.com image 620x459]


In a world were all hope was lost, your post came through.
 
2013-04-15 09:42:03 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: VivianVivisect: How about Jamba Juice and a granola bar... McDonald's is so unhealthy.

So is Jamba Juice and a granola bar.


I will cut you
 
2013-04-15 09:43:30 PM
I kind of understand, though.  There are things, I'm ashamed to admit, I'd do for a spicy McChicken right about now.
 
2013-04-15 09:46:28 PM
This is also commonly called "dating".
 
2013-04-15 09:48:21 PM
Technically..... It's only prostitution if money changes hands.

/ not a lawyer, nor do I play one on TV and I didn't stay at a holiday inn express last night.
 
2013-04-15 09:50:24 PM
here's your prescription?  oh you filled it
well it was for DANGEROUS DRUGS YOU RETARD
 
2013-04-15 09:52:08 PM
And here I've been taking my girlfriend to Denny's like a sap!
 
2013-04-15 09:52:59 PM
Police confronted the pair at the park and saw the woman pulling up her pants in the car.

Filet o' Fish!
 
2013-04-15 09:56:15 PM

VivianVivisect: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: VivianVivisect: How about Jamba Juice and a granola bar... McDonald's is so unhealthy.

So is Jamba Juice and a granola bar.

I will cut you


Just clicked your profile - can I interest you in a nice Raspberry smoothie and a Kind bar!?
 
2013-04-15 09:59:51 PM
What woman would allow that meat between her buns?
 
2013-04-15 10:07:12 PM
If I were on the jury for that trial and his defense was that it was a really, really cheap date, I'd let him walk.
 
2013-04-15 10:07:33 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: VivianVivisect: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: VivianVivisect: How about Jamba Juice and a granola bar... McDonald's is so unhealthy.

So is Jamba Juice and a granola bar.

I will cut you

Just clicked your profile - can I interest you in a nice Raspberry smoothie and a Kind bar!?


So did I, looks like the computer geek from criminal minds.

wait a minute, get back to your job!
 
2013-04-15 10:07:34 PM

ZeroCorpse: How is this any different than if he took her out to eat and then she had sex with him in any other scenario?

I mean, isn't this basically dating? I don't get how they can arrest a guy for buying dinner, then getting laid in gratitude. If this is now a criminal offense, then there are going to be a lot of people arrested on the way out of TGIFriday's.


Indecent exposure and drug possession.
 
2013-04-15 10:09:44 PM
The punishment should be a fry for a fry.
 
2013-04-15 10:10:11 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: VivianVivisect: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: VivianVivisect: How about Jamba Juice and a granola bar... McDonald's is so unhealthy.

So is Jamba Juice and a granola bar.

I will cut you

Just clicked your profile - can I interest you in a nice Raspberry smoothie and a Kind bar!?


Dude, be careful. Combine that last comment with the last pic in the profile and I would have to vote "Crazy". Probably the fun kind of crazy, but still...
Something about the eyes makes my soul shiver.

/Jk VivianVivisect, you sound like a lot of fun to hang with.
 
2013-04-15 10:14:31 PM

washington-babylon: /Jk VivianVivisect, you sound like a lot of fun to hang with.


That's what they said about Michael Hutchence.
 
2013-04-15 10:18:48 PM

Rufus Lee King: So, on our first date, I take this girl to McDonald's. Do you know what she does? She takes the piece of bread out of the middle of her Big Mac and just throws it away! All this waste!

[dotcom1857.files.wordpress.com image 253x299]


why doesn't she eat the rest of the sandwich after she throws it away
 
2013-04-15 10:26:47 PM
john wouldn't be charged with possession if it was his prescription inside the correct labeled bottle. they got him on a technicality or it wasn't his script.
 
2013-04-15 10:26:48 PM

redsquid: washington-babylon: /Jk VivianVivisect, you sound like a lot of fun to hang with.

That's what they said about Michael Hutchence.


Aussie Farker? And yes, that was a rather clever reference. Morbid, but clever.
 
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