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2013-04-15 07:50:36 PM  
This has got to be today's WTF link, but it was fun. Thanks, subs

Your result: Pterodactyl!
You soar above the fray and you love it. Let the petty battles rage below you, you will just go about your day in full-on majesty. It's a good life, with plenty of friends just like you and lots of fun times, particularly during breeding season. You may own an airline or be European royalty.

Fun Fact:
Technically, there is no such thing as a "Pterodactyl." That term became a synonym for Pterosaurs in general, and Pterodactylus and Pteranodon in particular. Still, this is the word most people use. Working paleontologists never refer to "Pterodactyls."
 
2013-04-15 07:53:06 PM  
I got the Tyranosaurus Rex who can't masturbate.
 
2013-04-15 07:53:56 PM  
Your Result:Stegosaurus!
 
2013-04-15 07:56:42 PM  
Velociraptor...
 
2013-04-15 07:57:10 PM  
I made it to question 57 and then I gave up. What does that make me?
 
2013-04-15 07:57:43 PM  
Iguanodon.  Thumbs up!
 
2013-04-15 07:58:58 PM  
Your Result:Iguanodon!

You are social, comfortable in crowds and very good with your hands. You're easy to get to know on one level, but very mysterious on another. People may describe you as a friend, but not know exactly what the real you is like. You may well be a cobbler or real estate agent who dabbles in community theater.

Fun Fact:
We don't think of dinosaurs as being capable of more delicate movements, but Iguanodon's food gathering might have been aided by a flexible little finger, which could have been used to manipulate objects.


And it's sad, this thread is going nowhere because of Boston, it could'a been a contender.
 
2013-04-15 08:01:40 PM  
Microceratops?

But I can count to potatoe!
 
2013-04-15 08:04:15 PM  
Iguanodon.

A farking Iguanodon.
 
2013-04-15 08:04:46 PM  
T. Rex. I answered "corn on the cob," how the hell did I get T. Rex?
 
2013-04-15 08:05:41 PM  

kimwim: Your Result:Iguanodon!

You are social, comfortable in crowds and very good with your hands. You're easy to get to know on one level, but very mysterious on another. People may describe you as a friend, but not know exactly what the real you is like. You may well be a cobbler or real estate agent who dabbles in community theater.

Fun Fact:
We don't think of dinosaurs as being capable of more delicate movements, but Iguanodon's food gathering might have been aided by a flexible little finger, which could have been used to manipulate objects.


And it's sad, this thread is going nowhere because of Boston, it could'a been a contender.


I also got Iguanodon.

/don't let the turrists win?
 
2013-04-15 08:07:57 PM  
Velociraptor
 
2013-04-15 08:08:44 PM  
Your Result:Diplodocus!

You are a lumbering, peaceful and generally happy person. Brains are not your particular strong point, but people give you a pass because you're so likeable and well-meaning. You probably are ... or at one time have been ... a circus strong man or woman.

Fun Fact:
Diplodocus was once thought to be the longest dinosaur, and remains what many people first think of when the word "dinosaur" is mentioned. He surely fits the Monty Python description of his brontosaurus cousin: "... thin at one end, much, much thicker in the middle, and then thin again at the far end."
 
2013-04-15 08:09:25 PM  
Velociraptor

with feathers... not sure I like that
 
2013-04-15 08:09:57 PM  
T-Rex. Which is great, biatches! Bow before...

Spartapuss: I got the Tyranosaurus Rex who can't masturbate.


Hey, wait a minute, what's this now? Damnit.
 
2013-04-15 08:10:46 PM  
Velociraptor.

Must've been the "Jack the Ripper" response and that I like "neck meat".

/Seriously, Xmas turkey-neck meat is the best part of the bird.
 
2013-04-15 08:11:04 PM  
...And Mrs Coast is a freaking Iguanodon.
 
2013-04-15 08:21:07 PM  

rustypouch: Your Result:Diplodocus!
"... thin at one end, much, much thicker in the middle, and then thin again at the far end."


It is Ann's theory.
 
2013-04-15 08:23:53 PM  

Don't Tongue the Reaper!: T. Rex. I answered "corn on the cob," how the hell did I get T. Rex?


I answered "fish" and "Audrey-farking-Hepburn" and I got T Rex, too. Stupid geek games.
 
2013-04-15 08:26:36 PM  
Iguanadon.
 
2013-04-15 08:31:06 PM  
Iguanadon
 
2013-04-15 08:37:00 PM  
Iguanadon.  Because I like Audrey Hepburn?
 
2013-04-15 08:37:01 PM  
I must be different or something because mine came up as Partysaurus.
 
2013-04-15 08:52:57 PM  

Spartapuss: I got the Tyranosaurus Rex who can't masturbate.


In retrospect, this was probably red flag No. 1. But I was 22 and hadn't had too many job interviews, so I thought it seemed reasonable.
 
2013-04-15 08:56:20 PM  
Iguanodon, which must be a mistake.  I should be a Stegosaurus, the coolest dinosaur of them all.
 
2013-04-15 09:00:41 PM  
Ha-ha, I'm a pterodactyl, those are sooooo cool.
 
2013-04-15 09:03:07 PM  
T-Rex! Bang a gong!
 
2013-04-15 09:08:23 PM  
T-Rex

Which is actually one letter (and a -) off from my name.
 
2013-04-15 09:12:19 PM  
Woo hoo Iguanadon! High fives for all my dexterous brothers (and sisters).
 
2013-04-15 09:13:15 PM  
Diplodocus but I'm ok with it
 
2013-04-15 09:20:27 PM  
Damn it! TRex but I was hoping for triceratops
 
2013-04-15 09:34:02 PM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: T-Rex

Which is actually one letter (and a -) off from my name.


Your name is Trix?

Elementary school must have been rough.
 
2013-04-15 09:35:15 PM  
Velociraptor. WHAT NOW, RANDALL MONROE?!
 
2013-04-15 09:40:42 PM  
That was a surprisingly mature test.  They used some great million dollar words, plus historical references that even I had to look up to be sure (Taft was the asshole responsible for he 16th Amendment, plus he's responsible for the massive unsustainable foreign cash gifts the US still gives away to 3rd world countries).


Tyrannosaurus Rex!


You are the "King of the Prehistoric Jungle" (or, if not, you had a great press agent). Although recent controversies have diminished your reputation as the baddest creature the planet has ever seen, you certainly look fierce enough; let's face it, who can honestly say you weren't? There is a good chance you are a professional wrestler or Mike Tyson.

Fun Fact:
Many, if not most experts now believe that T. rex was a scavenger, rather than the ruthless hunter he has been portrayed.
 
2013-04-15 09:49:03 PM  
Pterodactyl!   Whoohoo!
 
2013-04-15 10:46:32 PM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Zarquon's Flat Tire: T-Rex

Which is actually one letter (and a -) off from my name.

Your name is Trix?

Elementary school must have been rough.


Yeah but now that I'm a pedophile being for kids kind of works out.

/not really named Trix
//also not a pedo
///Hint: three slashies!
 
2013-04-15 10:54:23 PM  
Iguanadon
 
2013-04-15 11:16:02 PM  
Avaceratops

Because why the hell not?
 
2013-04-15 11:23:26 PM  
Your Result:
Tyrannosaurus Rex!
 
2013-04-15 11:38:53 PM  
 
2013-04-15 11:42:58 PM  
T-Rex.  Rawr ;)
 
2013-04-15 11:59:01 PM  
johnnieconnie:
Fun Fact:
Technically, there is no such thing as a "Pterodactyl." That term became a synonym for Pterosaurs in general, and Pterodactylus and Pteranodon in particular. Still, this is the word most people use. Working paleontologists never refer to "Pterodactyls."


Though the last sentence is indeed true, they also forget to mention that Pterosaurs aren't freaking dinosaurs to begin with. I want to find whoever cooked this quiz up and kick them in the gonads.
 
2013-04-16 12:03:13 AM  

Dinodork: johnnieconnie:
Fun Fact:
Technically, there is no such thing as a "Pterodactyl." That term became a synonym for Pterosaurs in general, and Pterodactylus and Pteranodon in particular. Still, this is the word most people use. Working paleontologists never refer to "Pterodactyls."

Though the last sentence is indeed true, they also forget to mention that Pterosaurs aren't freaking dinosaurs to begin with. I want to find whoever cooked this quiz up and kick them in the gonads.


Isn't that Pterodactyl/Pterodactylus thing a bit pedantic?  That's like saying it's not really T. Rex, it's Tyrannosurus Rex.
 
2013-04-16 12:13:51 AM  

rustypouch: Your Result:Diplodocus!


relaxitsjustme: Diplodocus but I'm ok with it


Same here. We should start a herd.
 
2013-04-16 12:26:12 AM  
I'll tell you what kind of dinosaur I am. I'm the one sitting in Jesus' lap. Jesus loves me.
farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2013-04-16 12:39:04 AM  

rustypouch: Your Result:Diplodocus!

You are a lumbering, peaceful and generally happy person. Brains are not your particular strong point, but people give you a pass because you're so likeable and well-meaning. You probably are ... or at one time have been ... a circus strong man or woman.

Fun Fact:
Diplodocus was once thought to be the longest dinosaur, and remains what many people first think of when the word "dinosaur" is mentioned. He surely fits the Monty Python description of his brontosaurus cousin: "... thin at one end, much, much thicker in the middle, and then thin again at the far end."


I'm really working on that!  Really, I am.

Figures, I've always been the best friend's girlfriend's confidant.  Never got her pants off, though.

/*sigh*
//thicker in the middle  ...  LOL
 
2013-04-16 12:50:11 AM  

cryinoutloud: I'll tell you what kind of dinosaur I am. I'm the one sitting in Jesus' lap. Jesus loves me.


That looks more like a crocodilian than a dinosaur.
 
2013-04-16 12:57:14 AM  
Velociraptor. I'm fast, smart, and blood-thirsty. I scare my friends, but that's okay with me.

Oddly, that's also what the description text says for the velociraptor personality type. :/
 
2013-04-16 01:18:12 AM  
Velociraptor
0.tqn.com
/hot feathers
 
2013-04-16 01:20:57 AM  

starsrift: Velociraptor. I'm fast, smart, and blood-thirsty. I scare my friends, but that's okay with me.

Oddly, that's also what the description text says for the velociraptor personality type. :/


Does it say you're turkey-sized, too? What's it like being that small?
 
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