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(Salon)   And the award for first moronic "false flag" comment from a media figure in the Boston Marathon bombing goes to (drum roll) Alex Jones   (salon.com) divider line 236
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2013-04-15 08:08:09 PM
Explosions at the Boston Marathon. Don't that the FBI has been behind virtually every domestic terror plot in the US, as NY Times reported.

He's right, you know.

/shifty eyes
//runs
 
2013-04-15 08:08:32 PM
Derpers gonna derp.
 
2013-04-15 08:08:36 PM
I'm not at all surprised. That's what he does. It's all he does.
 
2013-04-15 08:08:46 PM
To be fair, Alex Jones is a cock-faced twatwaffle.
 
2013-04-15 08:08:47 PM
"media figure"

Heh.
 
2013-04-15 08:09:05 PM
No credit for CNN's blaming right-wing domestic terrorists, subby?
 
2013-04-15 08:09:08 PM
ronpaulsupporters.com
aaah eehhh aaahhh eehhhhh
 
2013-04-15 08:09:15 PM
Sigh. Even if it is true, have some decorum man.
 
2013-04-15 08:09:40 PM
It's Alex Jones. Of course he would claim this. He's Alex Jones! It would be news if he hadn't said something like this. I really wish the media would just ignore him.
 
jvl
2013-04-15 08:09:56 PM
Can we get a list of moron awards?  First to blame Tea Partiers without evidence.  First to blame Muslims without evidence.  Etc.
 
2013-04-15 08:11:17 PM
So Alex Jones wins the "Alex Jones Award".
 
2013-04-15 08:11:22 PM
I credit Alex Jones for curing me of believing in conspiracy theories....
 
2013-04-15 08:11:39 PM
Who the fark is this cock?
 
2013-04-15 08:12:32 PM

WTF Indeed: To be fair, Alex Jones is a cock-faced twatwaffle.


Huh. I always thought he was a twat-faced cockwaffle. Different strokes, I guess.
 
2013-04-15 08:12:44 PM
Alex had linked to this strong contender

Boston marathon bombing happened on same day as 'controlled explosion' drill by Boston bomb squad
http://www.naturalnews.com/039926_Boston_marathon_bombing_terrorism. ht ml

But even Alex removed that link after awhile when it became obvious the guy is an idiot.
 
2013-04-15 08:12:58 PM
What can be said about this idiot that hasn't already been said. I wish people would stop listening to him, he's a dangerous lunatic. Also, he's only 39 and he looks awful. I guess the confused anger and rage really does wear on you physically.
 
2013-04-15 08:13:07 PM

eiger: It's Alex Jones. Of course he would claim this. He's Alex Jones! It would be news if he hadn't said something like this. I really wish the media would just ignore him.


This is so right.  There was a kid killed today.  Sometime next week he'll be buried. Sometime between now and then the Westboro Baptists are going to threaten to protest his funeral.

We all know how this going to play out.  We've seen it so many times before!
 
2013-04-15 08:13:12 PM

The Incredible Sexual Egg: Who the fark is this cock?


The 9/11 "truther" godfather.

He also "reports" on all the other tin-foil-hat topics.
 
2013-04-15 08:13:25 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-15 08:13:41 PM
Is anything EVER not a 'false flag'?

If EVERYTHING is a false flag, doesn't that... defeat the purpose of a false flag, to an extent? No one EVER legit attacked someone else! It's all smoke and mirrors, maaaaaaaannnnn!
 
2013-04-15 08:13:57 PM
As with 9/11, Sandy Hook and other national tragedies

I'm gonna stop ya right there.  Sandy Hook was nowhere near as terrifying and terrorizing as 9/11.  These two incidents are mutually exclusive.
 
2013-04-15 08:14:23 PM
Oh come on! It's not even a contest. He always says everything's a false flag.

The day he doesn't say it's a false flag is the day the gov't finally got to him.
 
2013-04-15 08:15:02 PM
he, like everyone else, figures its a right-winger responsible so they need to have something in place when it comes to light.
 
2013-04-15 08:15:12 PM
See that Alex Jones is deep in the extraterrestrials' pocket, always deflecting attention from them.
 
2013-04-15 08:15:40 PM
Saw the same idea on an Occupy Wall St. site. Derp is derp.
 
2013-04-15 08:17:14 PM
The more attention you pay to him, the happier he is. If Salon and most media outlets just ignored him, he wouldn't have all that attention he seeks.
 
2013-04-15 08:17:41 PM
It's a shame that freedom of speech also includes the freedom to speak like a farking moron. Sigh. Maybe someone will remove this guy of a few teeth one day with a well-placed fist.

A man can dream...
 
2013-04-15 08:18:03 PM

notto: Alex had linked to this strong contender

Boston marathon bombing happened on same day as 'controlled explosion' drill by Boston bomb squad
http://www.naturalnews.com/039926_Boston_marathon_bombing_terrorism. ht ml

But even Alex removed that link after awhile when it became obvious the guy is an idiot.


That's OK - Cynthia McKinney and others are picking up that bit of stupidity and running with it.
 
2013-04-15 08:18:07 PM

notto: Alex had linked to this strong contender

Boston marathon bombing happened on same day as 'controlled explosion' drill by Boston bomb squad
http://www.naturalnews.com/039926_Boston_marathon_bombing_terrorism. ht ml

But even Alex removed that link after awhile when it became obvious the guy is an idiot.


Did they... did they not realized the 'controlled explosion' was "We're blowing up one of the bombs?"
I just... how?
 
2013-04-15 08:19:47 PM
What a dick.
 
2013-04-15 08:20:32 PM
Free clue to Mr. Jones:

When you're having a discussion with Piers Morgan, and he comes across as the better man, it's time for a serious re-evaluation of your life choices.

And here's a much more pleasant Alex Jones:

static.prtst.net

/From the Valleys, mind.
 
2013-04-15 08:20:52 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: As with 9/11, Sandy Hook and other national tragedies

I'm gonna stop ya right there.  Sandy Hook was nowhere near as terrifying and terrorizing as 9/11.  These two incidents are mutually exclusive.


Yeah, but AJ claims everything is a government conspiracy. Apparently, there are no other national actors blowing things up and being PITAs. So in that respect, they are related in that AJ claimed they were both gov conspiracies.

I listen to him on occasion, and remember once a caller brought the following video to him. He went on for a good 30 minutes about it. As I recall later, a few of the Farkers here who worked at the Pentagon tore it to shreds, since the room it was in doesn't even exist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UnfWmPJLUw

/And I'm a right-winger too
//Next meeting for our conspiracies starts Wednesday at 6pm at Denny's.
 
2013-04-15 08:21:09 PM

Felgraf: notto: Alex had linked to this strong contender

Boston marathon bombing happened on same day as 'controlled explosion' drill by Boston bomb squad
http://www.naturalnews.com/039926_Boston_marathon_bombing_terrorism. ht ml

But even Alex removed that link after awhile when it became obvious the guy is an idiot.

Did they... did they not realized the 'controlled explosion' was "We're blowing up one of the bombs?"
I just... how?


Read the comments.  They still don't realize it.
 
2013-04-15 08:21:24 PM
Wolf Blitzer is already on record for leveling a sly accusation at the Tea Party without actually explicitly saying so.  Buzzfeed, yeah, he didn't specifically say "Tea Party", but it is very clear that's who he was talking about.
 
2013-04-15 08:21:56 PM

tylerdurden217: What can be said about this idiot that hasn't already been said. I wish people would stop listening to him, he's a dangerous lunatic. Also, he's only 39 and he looks awful. I guess the confused anger and rage really does wear on you physically.


When I read the bolded part of your statement, I didn't believe it. So I checked online sources and sure enough, you're right. I swear I thought he was in his early to mid 50s.
 
2013-04-15 08:22:03 PM

jvl: Can we get a list of moron awards?  First to blame Tea Partiers without evidence.  First to blame Muslims without evidence.  Etc.


It was actually a group of Tea party Muslims. They're a very exclusive group.
 
2013-04-15 08:22:10 PM
media.tumblr.com

Piece of shiat individuals will act like a piece of shiat.
 
2013-04-15 08:23:12 PM
What a  god-damned flaming assgoblin! There's Weekly World News type of fiction to entertain the stupids, but this guy is stirring up sh*t that can effect matters of life and death.

He's getting as close as screaming FIRE! in the movie theater as you can get.
 
2013-04-15 08:25:13 PM

Spanky_McFarksalot: he, like everyone else, figures its a right-winger responsible so they need to have something in place when it comes to light.


THIS! If it turns out to be some Teahadist being drama-queen butthurt about Tax Day or gun control, there's gonna be no place on earth for the rightards to hide this time.
 
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2013-04-15 08:27:01 PM
reproduced without comment
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-15 08:27:17 PM

LaughingRadish: Wolf Blitzer is already on record for leveling a sly accusation at the Tea Party without actually explicitly saying so.  Buzzfeed, yeah, he didn't specifically say "Tea Party", but it is very clear that's who he was talking about.


Oh, stop it.  He mentioned domestic right wingers, among many other options, including Islamic extremists.  This isn't about you, you're not a victim, there's no overarching liberal plot to get you, and there's far more pressing concerns today than your ever-so-delicate fee-fees.  Just farking stop it.
 
2013-04-15 08:28:23 PM
As soon as I heard about it I knew the Sandy Hookers were going to proclaim this a false flag as soon as they found out it happened. Right now they're pouring over every photo and report and timestamp looking for any inconsistency.
 
2013-04-15 08:28:31 PM
So what bomb plot in the last ten years was not an FBI sting? Looks like they finally lost control of their dupe in this one. And by the way Vinnie, it is OK to scream FIRE! in a crowded theater, IF THERE IS A FIRE!
 
2013-04-15 08:28:34 PM
Surely Alex Jones is himself a false-flag operation put into place by the establishment to discredit such loonies

/looking glass
 
2013-04-15 08:29:43 PM
I will go with the idea of whoever denied first is the culprit.
 
2013-04-15 08:29:44 PM
He's calling it a false flag even before the authorities have said who they think are responsible.  That's... special.
 
2013-04-15 08:29:45 PM

farkinglizardking: It's a shame that freedom of speech also includes the freedom to speak like a farking moron. Sigh. Maybe someone will remove this guy of a few teeth one day with a well-placed fist.

A man can dream...


"Alex Jones of InfoWars.com was arrested today for assault with intent to cause great bodily harm after police detained him for repeatedly ramming his mouth into the closed hands of a New Jersey ironworker, while screaming 'YOU BASTARD, YOU WERE THE ONE WHO TOOK DOWN THE TWIN TOWERS FOR YOUR MASTERS IN THE WHITE HOUSE!'. Police officials say that he will be held in the mental health ward of a local hospital while mental health professionals asses the state of his mental health".
 
2013-04-15 08:30:25 PM

Krymson Tyde: It was actually a group of Tea party Muslims. They're a very exclusive group.


Very exclusive. You've probably never even heard of them.
 
2013-04-15 08:30:30 PM
While there is no reason to agree with anything else he says, do not be surprised if the TSA somehow get more power/authority out of this event.

It's not a conspiracy... it's opportunism.
 
2013-04-15 08:30:32 PM

Mrbogey: Oh come on! It's not even a contest. He always says everything's a false flag.

The day he doesn't say it's a false flag is the day the gov't finally got to him.




That's so crazy that its probably true.

To be fair, the DHS has done nothing to dispel the notions that its up to nothing good. The very idea of a "homeland security" agency simply rubs people the wrong way.
If the evidence leaves any room for doubt, people will do just that.
 
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