Tommy Moo: we were ruining God's will for our lives by... not maintaining six inches of space.
DrunkenBob: The only right move is to train your sperm to chase it's own tail.
stevetherobot: Foundling: I'm a gay man with a vasectomy so I guess she has nightmares about me.What was the vasectomy for?
Foundling: I'm a gay man with a vasectomy so I guess she has nightmares about me.
FunkOut: Kids who are made to feel ashamed are usually the ones who go have sex, have something go wrong, and then keep mum about it until things get really bad. Like a girl who picks up gonnorhea and doesn't go to the doctor until the ovarian scarring has made her infertile.
Princess Ryans Knickers: Only reason they would think sex is bad is if they are secretly gay.
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