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2013-04-15 03:24:54 PM
8 votes:
Mrs. Samurai suffers from endometriosis/ovarian cysts.  Birth control is a necessary medication; otherwise the pain is completely debilitating.  For the first year of puberty, doctors were hesitant to prescribe birth control because "no one at 13 should be on the pill".  Thankfully the 3-month shots mean it's not a problem, but I guess that's still taking birth control so she's obviously a horrible person to this biatch.

In other words, Pam Stenzel, FARK YOU UP THE ASS WITH A RED-HOT SERRATED POX-LADEN PITCHFORK, YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING.

I'd also call you a coont, but it's clear you lack the warmth or the depth.
2013-04-15 03:56:30 PM
4 votes:

HKWolf: I thought safe sex in West Virginia was making sure your brother locked the door...

Seriously, this woman should be ashamed of herself....but i don't think she has any shame to being with. Such lies and falsehoods can really screw up a kid. Sex is ok, it's not dirty (but keep the wet wipes handy). Use birth control. Be extremely picky about partners.Don't scare and shame kids about sex.


Kids who are made to feel ashamed are usually the ones who go have sex, have something go wrong, and then keep mum about it until things get really bad. Like a girl who picks up gonnorhea and doesn't go to the doctor until the ovarian scarring has made her infertile.
2013-04-15 03:24:50 PM
4 votes:
Stenzel, who reportedly gets paid between $4,000 and $6,000 for each talk she gives, is well known for her aggressive rhetoric. (According to her website, she's appeared on "The Dr. Laura Show," "The 700 Club" and "Politically Correct with Bill Maher," as well as being included in President George W. Bush's Faith-Based and Community Initiatives meeting in 2001.) In a YouTube video of one of her presentations, she tells the crowd of students that "no one has ever had more than one [sexual] partner and not paid" and that a girl taking birth control "could end up sterile or dead."

I am willing to bet she is the town bicycle.
2013-04-15 04:29:59 PM
3 votes:

lockers: which makes her pathetic


The people who hire her are pathetic.

The people who believe that abstinence-only education works are pathetic.

One loon is not the problem ... giving that loon access to your children with an endorsement as an educator is child abuse.
2013-04-15 03:49:16 PM
3 votes:
I thought safe sex in West Virginia was making sure your brother locked the door...

Seriously, this woman should be ashamed of herself....but i don't think she has any shame to being with. Such lies and falsehoods can really screw up a kid. Sex is ok, it's not dirty (but keep the wet wipes handy). Use birth control. Be extremely picky about partners.Don't scare and shame kids about sex.
2013-04-15 03:45:05 PM
3 votes:
I met this coont at Kingdom Bound like 15 years ago. I remember her trying to discourage not just sex, but any and all sexuality outside of husband and wife, including suggesting that we were ruining God's will for our lives by kissing, hugging too long, not maintaining six inches of space, and "thinking impure thoughts" (i.e. masturbating.) I remember her big ta-dah moment was when she revealed that some sexually transmitted diseases can be communicated just from skin-to-skin contact. I raised my hand and asked "Well then they aren't sexually transmitted diseases, are they?"

She was not amused.
2013-04-15 02:56:58 PM
3 votes:
"I could look at any one of you in the eyes right now and tell if you're going to be promiscuous,"

shiat, I wish I had that ability.
2013-04-15 04:20:35 PM
2 votes:
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"Hi, I'm in severe denial about the fact that nobody wants to have sex with me, so I'm going to make other people feel bad about their own feelings."
2013-04-15 04:10:22 PM
2 votes:
Lady; you're not helping.

I went to catholic schools for an unfortunate number of years and heard this stuff all the time. She does kind of have a point; if you don't do it, you can't get stds or get a girl pregnant.

But, that said; that is an extreamly unrealistic view. I don't think it's anybody's business what 2 consenting adults do; but, the US has had an absolute epidemic of teen moms.

/ the solution, obviously; is to convince the young ladies that the have to be lesbians till college and put out more call of duty games.
2013-04-15 04:02:31 PM
2 votes:
Looks like she's been doing pretty much the same thing (with bible thumping to various degrees) for 20 years... makes a living doing this... so, the more press she gets, the worse.

Oh look, a degree in psychology... from Liberty University.
2013-04-15 03:58:45 PM
2 votes:

Princess Ryans Knickers: Only reason they would think sex is bad is if they are secretly gay.


No, they say it's only sex outside marriage that's bad. Doesn't explain why they get married and then have sex outside of marriage anyway. Except that they're a bunch of hypocritical assholes.
2013-04-15 03:34:41 PM
2 votes:
If you don't enjoy masturbation, you have nobody to blame but yourself.
2013-04-15 03:06:24 PM
2 votes:
Just for that, I'm going to have a 20 person orgy tonight.
2013-04-15 09:54:54 PM
1 votes:

Bonanza Jellybean: I went to Catholic school. For our senior retreat, they had a speaker who showed us graphic photos of abortions and dead fetuses, then the girls and boys were split up. I really don't remember much about they boys' presentation, but female friends later told us that their presentation went like this:

They were showed a big tank of water, representing their virginity. Into the water, they poured ink or dirt or something. This was premarital sex sullying their virginity (which makes god very sad, naturally). Then they poured iodine or something into the tank, which cleaned it up a bit ("secondary" virginity, or a re-commitment to abstaining from premarital sex), but some of the muck remained -- you can never be totally clean ever again.


As the old saying goes, "Sex is filthy, so only share it with the one person you love most!"
2013-04-15 07:58:40 PM
1 votes:
She sounds like some of my hyper Christian friends in high school (yeah, there's a reason why I didn't go to the reunion).  One of them tried to argue with me that even being alone with any boy would present "too much temptation to sin".  Touching, kissing, etc were obviously out of the question.  These were also the same girls who practically freebased cheesey romance novels with half naked men holding swords or riding horses on the covers.

Much like those girls, this woman probably just needs a good hard lay.  A dick in her mouth would do her and everyone who has to listen to her a world of good.
2013-04-15 07:20:46 PM
1 votes:

FormlessOne: It's deliberate misinformation like this that practically ensures students make uninformed decisions.

Why did a school pay her money to have her speak? For that matter, why did a school let her speak? She's not only wrong about so many things, but deliberately lying about several - if a school instructor did that, they would be fired. But, this "expert" was not only allowed to speak, but paid to speak, by the school.


I'm wondering if a concerned parent could lawsuit up. It's what I'd do if I were a parent out there. For the children.

/I'm moving out of a red state really soon.
2013-04-15 06:08:24 PM
1 votes:
It's deliberate misinformation like this that practically ensures students make uninformed decisions.

Why did a school pay her money to have her speak? For that matter, why did a school let her speak? She's not only wrong about so many things, but deliberately lying about several - if a school instructor did that, they would be fired. But, this "expert" was not only allowed to speak, but paid to speak, by the school.
2013-04-15 04:35:26 PM
1 votes:
Do these people realize that the whole virgin until married was created by man, because of a fear of his own sexual inadequacies and his need to dominate? Having sex is a natural process and the most pleasant thing in life. Repressing sex only creates mental and social problems. I could not imagine going through Jr high, high school and puberty without having had 2 steady and a few occasional sexual partners. All the time my classmates devoted to attempting to engage in sexual activities consumed so much of their lives and was such an emotional turmoil where I had much more time to learn (more from personal study than the educational system) knowing that sexual release was never more than a phone call away. The only drawback for me was that dating after leaving the service was uncomfortable in that I hadn't had the same dating experience that others had in high school.
2013-04-15 04:15:01 PM
1 votes:

Bonanza Jellybean: They were showed a big tank of water, representing their virginity. Into the water, they poured ink or dirt or something. This was premarital sex sullying their virginity (which makes god very sad, naturally). Then they poured iodine or something into the tank, which cleaned it up a bit ("secondary" virginity, or a re-commitment to abstaining from premarital sex), but some of the muck remained -- you can never be totally clean ever again.


This is your brain on abstinence-only edumakashun.  Any questions?
2013-04-15 04:10:00 PM
1 votes:
People like this make me hope there is a god so when she dies she has to explain why she thought it was a good idea to spend her life making teenage girls feel worse about themselves.

/And lo, Jesus said unto Pam "I hope you like pitchforks you farking cow."
2013-04-15 04:01:02 PM
1 votes:

Tommy Moo: we were ruining God's will for our lives by... not maintaining six inches of space.



I blame God for the fact that I can't have sex with someone more than six inches away from me.
2013-04-15 03:46:21 PM
1 votes:
"Politically Correct with Bill Maher,"

O_o
2013-04-15 03:43:48 PM
1 votes:
I went to Catholic school. For our senior retreat, they had a speaker who showed us graphic photos of abortions and dead fetuses, then the girls and boys were split up. I really don't remember much about they boys' presentation, but female friends later told us that their presentation went like this:

They were showed a big tank of water, representing their virginity. Into the water, they poured ink or dirt or something. This was premarital sex sullying their virginity (which makes god very sad, naturally). Then they poured iodine or something into the tank, which cleaned it up a bit ("secondary" virginity, or a re-commitment to abstaining from premarital sex), but some of the muck remained -- you can never be totally clean ever again.
 
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