DrunkenBob: The only right move is to train your sperm to chase it's own tail.
gunga galunga: Soooo...Sarah Palin hates her whore daughter?
Princess Ryans Knickers: Only reason they would think sex is bad is if they are secretly gay.
Dustin_00: If you don't enjoy masturbation, you have nobody to blame but yourself.
Tommy Moo: "Politically Correct with Bill Maher,"O_o
monoski: Princess Ryans Knickers: Only reason they would think sex is bad is if they are secretly gay.The gays have the most sex
Cythraul: Just for that, I'm going to have a 20 person orgy tonight.
HKWolf: I thought safe sex in West Virginia was making sure your brother locked the door...Seriously, this woman should be ashamed of herself....but i don't think she has any shame to being with. Such lies and falsehoods can really screw up a kid. Sex is ok, it's not dirty (but keep the wet wipes handy). Use birth control. Be extremely picky about partners.Don't scare and shame kids about sex.
Tommy Moo: we were ruining God's will for our lives by... not maintaining six inches of space.
Bonanza Jellybean: They were showed a big tank of water, representing their virginity. Into the water, they poured ink or dirt or something. This was premarital sex sullying their virginity (which makes god very sad, naturally). Then they poured iodine or something into the tank, which cleaned it up a bit ("secondary" virginity, or a re-commitment to abstaining from premarital sex), but some of the muck remained -- you can never be totally clean ever again.
FunkOut: Kids who are made to feel ashamed are usually the ones who go have sex, have something go wrong, and then keep mum about it until things get really bad. Like a girl who picks up gonnorhea and doesn't go to the doctor until the ovarian scarring has made her infertile.
lockers: which makes her pathetic
lockers: So she's a liar. I am guessing she sincerely believes her lies, which makes her an ignorant liar. I bet she also thinks she is fighting the good fight, which makes her pathetic. . . .
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