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(The Sun)   Dear Deidre, My boss says unless I join her and her boyfriend in the sack she will sack me. Either way I'm sacked so what should I do? SACK   (thesun.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-04-15 11:58:14 AM  
just do it. just no sword fights.
 
2013-04-15 12:04:25 PM  
is she hot?
 
2013-04-15 01:39:16 PM  
Do it, mention jokingly during sex how she said she would sack you if you didn't, get it on video, and sue the living shiat out of her and the company
 
2013-04-15 01:41:53 PM  
Jobs like mine are hard to find around where I live. What do I do?

Go back in time and don't have sex with them in the first place.
 
2013-04-15 01:46:57 PM  
You made your bed now try and find a dry spot to lie in.
 
2013-04-15 01:51:44 PM  
Dude needs to lube his asshole - cause his bosses boyfriend is getting ready to add the devil into that 3-way...
 
2013-04-15 01:54:13 PM  
I always wondered what the rejected Penthouse letters looked like.
 
2013-04-15 02:03:40 PM  

Elzar: Dude needs to lube his asshole - cause his bosses boyfriend is getting ready to add the devil into that 3-way...


You assume it's a dude.  May not be.  Picture is a just a model the Sun picked.
 
2013-04-15 02:05:51 PM  
what is up with all the workplace stories today?

In retrospect, this was probably red flag No. 1. But I was 22 ...
 
2013-04-15 02:37:39 PM  

Diogenes: Elzar: Dude needs to lube his asshole - cause his bosses boyfriend is getting ready to add the devil into that 3-way...

You assume it's a dude.  May not be.  Picture is a just a model the Sun picked.


Oh its a dude alright - what female would agree to such an arrangement quickly at the drop of a hat?
 
2013-04-15 02:47:29 PM  

Elzar: Diogenes: Elzar: Dude needs to lube his asshole - cause his bosses boyfriend is getting ready to add the devil into that 3-way...

You assume it's a dude.  May not be.  Picture is a just a model the Sun picked.

Oh its a dude alright - what female would agree to such an arrangement quickly at the drop of a hat?


A fun one?

;-)
 
2013-04-15 02:49:47 PM  
Do the brits not have sexual harassment laws?
 
2013-04-15 02:51:05 PM  
Dear Deidre, My boss says unless I join her and her boyfriend in the sack she will sack me. Either way I'm sacked so what should I do?

Grow a sack.
 
2013-04-15 02:51:14 PM  

IrateShadow: Do the brits not have sexual harassment laws?


Yes, and they have teeth,
 
2013-04-15 02:51:30 PM  
Do the sack.

/it means...or meant...to sell drugs
/those crazy kids...who knows what they call it nowadays...probably college
 
2013-04-15 02:52:40 PM  
You always do the threesome.  The person asking has crossed a line and has probably long since lost respect for you.  The relationship is not repairable.  So you get an unusual sexual experience out of it before you part ways.
 
2013-04-15 02:53:37 PM  

Elzar: Diogenes: Elzar: Dude needs to lube his asshole - cause his bosses boyfriend is getting ready to add the devil into that 3-way...

You assume it's a dude.  May not be.  Picture is a just a model the Sun picked.

Oh its a dude alright - what female would agree to such an arrangement quickly at the drop of a hat?


Oh, I've known a few. There are a lot of sexually hyperactive women out there (usually victims of abuse) who wouldn't think twice a out this.

I'm not one of the "don't stick your dick in crazy" proponents either. Stick the D way up in that shiat, just don't let 'em know where you live.
 
2013-04-15 02:53:41 PM  

IrateShadow: Do the brits not have sexual harassment laws?


www.theadventuresofmissmommy.com

Really haven't needed them.
 
2013-04-15 02:55:02 PM  
On the other hand, the author of this "Dear Deidre" letter can now claim a published work of fiction in the "The Sun".
 
2013-04-15 02:56:10 PM  
Have you ever considered marrying into one of the more affluent, more refined Hobbit families?

/and I'm not talking about those loathsome Tucks or Proudfoots.
 
2013-04-15 02:57:54 PM  
Rip off.  This is almost word for word the first two paragraphs of the third letter to Penthouse forums from March 1979.
 
2013-04-15 02:58:48 PM  
Why this letter is a fake: "The sex was amazing, like nothing I've ever had before, "
 
2013-04-15 02:59:34 PM  
Bring about five of your friends with you and tell her to get the party rolling.
Degrade and humiliate her and get it on video, then you own the biatch.
 
2013-04-15 03:01:04 PM  
"but she's been making a lot of changes. Not all of them have gone down well - making people take more classes etc.
 "

how the fark to you MAKE a customer take more classes?

also.. umm yeah...  fitness jobs are a dime a dozen so like.. uhh.. move on.
 
2013-04-15 03:03:06 PM  
Dont make any eye contact with the other dude in the devils threesome.
 
2013-04-15 03:03:18 PM  
Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.
 
2013-04-15 03:03:37 PM  
Also knows something about being sacked:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-04-15 03:04:05 PM  
Do the finger trap!
 
2013-04-15 03:07:00 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-04-15 03:09:10 PM  

dabbletech: IrateShadow: Do the brits not have sexual harassment laws?

[www.theadventuresofmissmommy.com image 320x240]

Really haven't needed them.


www.fuckfrance.com

Picture of said 'fitness instructor'
 
2013-04-15 03:09:31 PM  
Making the 'Wobbly H'
 
2013-04-15 03:09:39 PM  
Dear Advice Person, I am so lonely I keep writing fake letters to advice columnists....
 
2013-04-15 03:09:47 PM  
www.thebuzzmedia.com
 
2013-04-15 03:10:16 PM  

kvinesknows: "but she's been making a lot of changes. Not all of them have gone down well - making people take more classes etc.
 "

how the fark to you MAKE a customer take more classes?

also.. umm yeah...  fitness jobs are a dime a dozen so like.. uhh.. move on.


Making employees work more classes, is what I assume that means.  As in, 'take' more shifts.
 
2013-04-15 03:12:35 PM  
Never get you meat where you get your bread!
 
2013-04-15 03:12:44 PM  

FrancoFile: kvinesknows: "but she's been making a lot of changes. Not all of them have gone down well - making people take more classes etc.
 "

how the fark to you MAKE a customer take more classes?

also.. umm yeah...  fitness jobs are a dime a dozen so like.. uhh.. move on.

Making employees work more classes, is what I assume that means.  As in, 'take' more shifts.


ahhh.

that makes more sense... I guess?
 
2013-04-15 03:12:54 PM  

groppet: Dont make any eye contact with the other dude in the devils threesome.


I just had a mental image of two dudes eiffel towering a girl, yet upon clasping hands, they lock eyes intently while Natalie Imbruglia's "Torn" plays loudly in the background.
 
2013-04-15 03:13:20 PM  

rkiller1: IrateShadow: Do the brits not have sexual harassment laws?

Yes, and they have teeth,


.....nah....
 
2013-04-15 03:13:39 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: Have you ever considered marrying into one of the more affluent, more refined Hobbit families?

/and I'm not talking about those loathsome Tucks or Proudfoots.


Tooks.
 
2013-04-15 03:15:16 PM  
fc01.deviantart.net

Do you want me to drag my sack across your face?
 
2013-04-15 03:16:53 PM  

hairywoogit: TheShavingofOccam123: Have you ever considered marrying into one of the more affluent, more refined Hobbit families?

/and I'm not talking about those loathsome Tucks or Proudfoots.

Tooks.


ProudFEET!
 
2013-04-15 03:21:20 PM  

yoursafewordisharder: Also knows something about being sacked:


Nice catch, Blanco Nino.
 
2013-04-15 03:21:58 PM  
FARK rebel soldier:

Uh. What body part is that?
 
2013-04-15 03:25:16 PM  

Killer Cars: I just had a mental image of two dudes eiffel towering a girl, yet upon clasping hands, they lock eyes intently while Natalie Imbruglia's "Torn" plays loudly in the background.


We used to call it London Bridge Pattycake.  Lots of high-fiving.
 
2013-04-15 03:26:47 PM  

kvinesknows: "but she's been making a lot of changes. Not all of them have gone down well - making people take more classes etc.
 "

how the fark to you MAKE a customer take more classes?

also.. umm yeah...  fitness jobs are a dime a dozen so like.. uhh.. move on.


i assumed he meant "making staff take more continuing ed classes" or "making staff lead more classes"
 
2013-04-15 03:28:02 PM  
A moose once bit my sister...
 
2013-04-15 03:39:11 PM  
Is she...

ManateeGag: is she hot?


yeah. this.
 
2013-04-15 03:40:04 PM  
Dear Deidre, My boss says unless I join her and her boyfriend in the sack she will sack me.  In retrospect, this was probably red flag No. 1. But I was 22 and hadn't had too many jobs, so I thought it seemed reasonable.

/inevitable
 
2013-04-15 03:45:34 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Uh. What body part is that?


I hope it's someone's shaved head, so I don't get banned.
 
2013-04-15 04:03:26 PM  

Keigh: Is she...

ManateeGag: is she hot?

yeah. this.


Just do it anyway for the experience.
 
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