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(Telegraph)   Judge has policy of holding in contempt any person whose phone goes off during court. FARK: Judge's phone goes off during proceedings. Judge holds himself in contempt and imposes fine   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 4
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2013-04-15 02:23:57 PM
2 votes:
Imagine what happens if you try to tell him about the two yutes.
2013-04-15 06:02:32 PM
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I was in court one day, and the prosecuting attorney basically gave up a speech before the judge entered.  And it went like this:
"...  Cell phones are absolutely forbidden in court.  So do yourself a favor and turn it off now.  I don't want vibrations.  I don't want to see a screen light up.  If you are caught with your phone turned on, it will be confiscated, and you will be required to wait until the end of the day (4:30PM) before you'll be permitted to take it back.  And you will also be making a kind donation to the Township."

I felt half compelled to take my battery out just to be safe.
2013-04-15 03:58:28 PM
1 votes:
Wait, a public figure, a power wielding official, held himself to his own standards? Is that....is that even legal here? I'd love to be able to cite precedence, but I believe this may be the first time its ever happened. Bravo, your honor, bravo.
2013-04-15 03:26:02 PM
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UberDave: Imagine what happens if you try to tell him about the two yutes.


blatz514: UberDave: Imagine what happens if you try to tell him about the two yutes.

I'm sorry, yutes?


ecmoRandomNumbers: UberDave: Imagine what happens if you try to tell him about the two yutes.

The two what?


rkiller1: UberDave: Imagine what happens if you try to tell him about the two yutes.

What's a yute?


SBinRR: rkiller1: UberDave: Imagine what happens if you try to tell him about the two yutes.

Oh excuse me. Two Youths.



You're all awesome.
 
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