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(NESN)   Actual National Weather Service Alert: LEBRON JAMES, NUMBER 6 OF THE MIAMI HEAT, REPORTED SIGNIFICANT STREET FLOODING IN THE CORAL GABLES AREA   (nesn.com) divider line 8
    More: Strange, Miami Heat, LeBron James, South Beach  
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3481 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Apr 2013 at 11:34 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-04-15 12:11:00 PM  
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SINGER ROCK MASTER SCOTT HAS REPORTED THAT THE ROOF IS CURRENTLY ON FIRE. PLEASE EVACUATE IN AN ORDERLY FASHION.
2013-04-15 12:20:16 PM  
4 votes:
SOUL SISTER MARTHA WASH REPORTING GENDER-LOCALIZED PRECIPITATION, CURRENT CONDITION ABSOLUTELY SOAKING WET.
2013-04-15 12:17:42 PM  
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captjc: SINGER ROCK MASTER SCOTT HAS REPORTED THAT THE ROOF IS CURRENTLY ON FIRE. PLEASE EVACUATE IN AN ORDERLY FASHION.


RAPPER NELLY ADVISES AN ETREME LOCALIZED HEAT EVENT.. SUGGESTS REMOVING  CLOTHING FOR THE DURATION OF THE EVENT
2013-04-15 12:30:13 PM  
2 votes:

captjc: SINGER ROCK MASTER SCOTT HAS REPORTED THAT THE ROOF IS CURRENTLY ON FIRE. PLEASE EVACUATE IN AN ORDERLY FASHION.


NWS ADVISORY: HYDRO-PROPELLANT FIRE SUPPRESSION HAS BEEN DEEMED UNECESSARY, RECOMMEND PERMITTING THE PEJORATIVE-LABELED STRUCTURE TO BE CONSUMED.
2013-04-15 11:47:44 AM  
2 votes:
I think its important to know who is reporting flooding. Peter Dinklage reports flooding? Not a huge concern, that's a puddle. Lebron? OHNOES, everyone is drowning!
2013-04-15 11:44:29 AM  
2 votes:
Meh. If Jordan had reported a weather event it would have been a combination tornado/tsunami, not just a little flooding
2013-04-15 12:15:57 PM  
1 votes:
He said that he was gonna make it rain up in hear.
2013-04-15 11:39:16 AM  
1 votes:
That, and the fact that my weather radio screeches an alert every time someone crotch fruit goes missing at the mall.
 
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