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(NESN)   Actual National Weather Service Alert: LEBRON JAMES, NUMBER 6 OF THE MIAMI HEAT, REPORTED SIGNIFICANT STREET FLOODING IN THE CORAL GABLES AREA   (nesn.com) divider line 28
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2013-04-15 11:39:16 AM
That, and the fact that my weather radio screeches an alert every time someone crotch fruit goes missing at the mall.
 
2013-04-15 11:39:40 AM
I get my weather data from Justin Bieber.  Yo.
 
2013-04-15 11:41:05 AM
New galaxy note two commercial
 
2013-04-15 11:42:05 AM
OMG IS OMARION OK!?
 
2013-04-15 11:44:26 AM
FTA:the reigning MVP had to keep us informed of what was going on by tweeting an Instagram picture of the flooding

Tweet an Instagram picture?  Is that like posting a Facebook update to your Google+ page?
 
2013-04-15 11:44:29 AM
Meh. If Jordan had reported a weather event it would have been a combination tornado/tsunami, not just a little flooding
 
2013-04-15 11:47:44 AM
I think its important to know who is reporting flooding. Peter Dinklage reports flooding? Not a huge concern, that's a puddle. Lebron? OHNOES, everyone is drowning!
 
2013-04-15 11:50:04 AM
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Better grab a few handfuls.
 
2013-04-15 11:51:49 AM
THERE IS SOMETHING COMFORTING ABOUT NWS REPORTS BEING IN ALL CAPS.
IT REMINDS ME OF THE WEATHER ROBOT GIVING THE FORECAST.
 
2013-04-15 12:10:48 PM
Will he at least get an assist out of this??
 
2013-04-15 12:11:00 PM
SINGER ROCK MASTER SCOTT HAS REPORTED THAT THE ROOF IS CURRENTLY ON FIRE. PLEASE EVACUATE IN AN ORDERLY FASHION.
 
2013-04-15 12:15:57 PM
He said that he was gonna make it rain up in hear.
 
2013-04-15 12:16:37 PM

Matthew Keene: That, and the fact that my weather radio screeches an alert every time someone crotch fruit goes missing at the mall.


You should be able to select the alerts you want and block the others. I have my weather radio set to alert me only when there is a tornado warning. It shows a light for anything up to that.
 
2013-04-15 12:17:00 PM

Matthew Keene: That, and the fact that my weather radio screeches an alert every time someone crotch fruit goes missing at the mall.


That has got to be the first time I've ever heard anyone complain about a farking Amber Alert
 
2013-04-15 12:17:42 PM

captjc: SINGER ROCK MASTER SCOTT HAS REPORTED THAT THE ROOF IS CURRENTLY ON FIRE. PLEASE EVACUATE IN AN ORDERLY FASHION.


RAPPER NELLY ADVISES AN ETREME LOCALIZED HEAT EVENT.. SUGGESTS REMOVING  CLOTHING FOR THE DURATION OF THE EVENT
 
2013-04-15 12:20:16 PM
SOUL SISTER MARTHA WASH REPORTING GENDER-LOCALIZED PRECIPITATION, CURRENT CONDITION ABSOLUTELY SOAKING WET.
 
2013-04-15 12:22:40 PM

Magorn: Meh. If Jordan had reported a weather event it would have been a combination tornado/tsunami, not just a little flooding


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2013-04-15 12:30:04 PM

ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: I think its important to know who is reporting flooding. Peter Dinklage reports flooding? Not a huge concern, that's a puddle. Lebron? OHNOES, everyone is drowning!


R Kelly reports flooding...ewwwwww.
 
2013-04-15 12:30:13 PM

captjc: SINGER ROCK MASTER SCOTT HAS REPORTED THAT THE ROOF IS CURRENTLY ON FIRE. PLEASE EVACUATE IN AN ORDERLY FASHION.


NWS ADVISORY: HYDRO-PROPELLANT FIRE SUPPRESSION HAS BEEN DEEMED UNECESSARY, RECOMMEND PERMITTING THE PEJORATIVE-LABELED STRUCTURE TO BE CONSUMED.
 
2013-04-15 12:30:56 PM
He should consider taking his talents to WPLG channel 10 in Miami.
 
2013-04-15 12:43:51 PM
Since he thinks he can walk on water, he should take a picture of that.
 
2013-04-15 12:59:58 PM
I READ THE HEADLINE IN STEPHEN A. SMITH'S VOICE. ANYONE ELSE DO THAT TOO?


/PRAY FOR MARIO CHALMERS
//I LOVE MIXING MEMES
 
2013-04-15 01:00:21 PM
it did rain like a biatch that day
 
2013-04-15 01:19:40 PM

Krieghund: ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: I think its important to know who is reporting flooding. Peter Dinklage reports flooding? Not a huge concern, that's a puddle. Lebron? OHNOES, everyone is drowning!

R Kelly reports flooding...ewwwwww.


Same with Fergie.
 
2013-04-15 02:03:16 PM
And he reported that the water is gonna rise not 1, not 2, not 3,....but 7 feet!
 
2013-04-15 02:21:10 PM
Perhaps nature is telling the turncoat to GTF back to Cleveland and stay there.
 
2013-04-15 02:42:42 PM
 
2013-04-15 10:37:32 PM

Frozboz: FTA:the reigning MVP had to keep us informed of what was going on by tweeting an Instagram picture of the flooding

Tweet an Instagram picture?  Is that like posting a Facebook update to your Google+ page?


No
 
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