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2013-04-15 11:29:39 AM  
Seregant discovers how not to commit car insurance fraud, how to get out of the Army in one fell swoop

Ah, yes, the majestic panorama and varied wildlife of the Sereganti claims...
 
2013-04-15 11:31:07 AM  
From Seregant to Civiilan.
 
2013-04-15 11:47:37 AM  
[Police] searched Dunn and looked through his cell phone, which contained a text message that read, "truck burning, delete after received," an affidavit shows.

Well Dunn, idiot.
 
2013-04-15 11:53:23 AM  
Did he constantly misspell his rank?
 
2013-04-15 11:53:51 AM  

PainInTheASP: [Police] searched Dunn and looked through his cell phone, which contained a text message that read, "truck burning, delete after received," an affidavit shows.

Well Dunn, idiot.


Yeah not like that could have been pulled up from his cell carrier or anything.
 
2013-04-15 11:55:12 AM  

groppet: PainInTheASP: [Police] searched Dunn and looked through his cell phone, which contained a text message that read, "truck burning, delete after received," an affidavit shows.

Well Dunn, idiot.

Yeah not like that could have been pulled up from his cell carrier or anything.


That is actually much harder than you think.
 
2013-04-15 11:55:45 AM  

Arkanaut: Did he constantly misspell his rank?


It seems like misspelling that word is a meme here.  Maybe.
 
2013-04-15 11:56:22 AM  
I had Seregant once, I saw a doctor and got rid of it.
 
2013-04-15 11:57:32 AM  

90supraT: groppet: PainInTheASP: [Police] searched Dunn and looked through his cell phone, which contained a text message that read, "truck burning, delete after received," an affidavit shows.

Well Dunn, idiot.

Yeah not like that could have been pulled up from his cell carrier or anything.

That is actually much harder than you think.


Yeah.  Right.  Clearly you've never watched CSI.  Hell, they could even have it read out in the sender's voice if they wanted.  The technology is mind blowing.
 
2013-04-15 11:59:48 AM  

Kibbler: Arkanaut: Did he constantly misspell his rank?

It seems like misspelling that word is a meme here.  Maybe.


It is? The only misspelled military meme here I can think of is "Marine Core".
 
2013-04-15 12:01:15 PM  

Treygreen13: Kibbler: Arkanaut: Did he constantly misspell his rank?

It seems like misspelling that word is a meme here.  Maybe.

It is? The only misspelled military meme here I can think of is "Marine Core".


you're a moran
 
2013-04-15 12:01:21 PM  
Great way to get someone you dont like sent to prison.

Steal car , light it on fire - send txt saying " Car burning , delete message "

heh
 
2013-04-15 12:03:53 PM  

Emeraldstar: Great way to get someone you dont like sent to prison.

Steal car , light it on fire - send txt saying " Car burning , delete message "

heh


Jeeze, you'd think a military guy could've come up with a code phrase or something.  Unless that *is* the code phrase...
 
2013-04-15 12:06:58 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: 90supraT: groppet: PainInTheASP: [Police] searched Dunn and looked through his cell phone, which contained a text message that read, "truck burning, delete after received," an affidavit shows.

Well Dunn, idiot.

Yeah not like that could have been pulled up from his cell carrier or anything.

That is actually much harder than you think.

Yeah.  Right.  Clearly you've never watched CSI.  Hell, they could even have it read out in the sender's voice if they wanted.  The technology is mind blowing.


I think there was a fark story about a dumbass that was texting about a person he killed and thought he was safe since he deleted them. I doubt the police would go all out trying to dig through his records for insurance fraud but I figured murder was one of those roto roter no holds barred colonoscopy searches they would preform.
 
2013-04-15 12:08:48 PM  
He should have went up to see

biz.alllocal.com
 
2013-04-15 12:11:26 PM  
You call it in stolen, then torch it... not the other way around.
 
2013-04-15 12:12:48 PM  
The right way is to buckle upper, make your peace, and stomp on your brakes on the intetailgate. "I saw a deer I did".
 
2013-04-15 12:13:25 PM  

90supraT: groppet: PainInTheASP: [Police] searched Dunn and looked through his cell phone, which contained a text message that read, "truck burning, delete after received," an affidavit shows.

Well Dunn, idiot.

Yeah not like that could have been pulled up from his cell carrier or anything.

That is actually much harder than you think.


upload.wikimedia.org

/can relate
//hot like a burner
 
2013-04-15 12:17:15 PM  
Do it the Cali way.  Loosen up the positive case ventilation hose and drove it up a steep grade for a while.  Of course this is what I've heard.

Speaking of bad Sargent, this movie wasn't worth watching.  Fred Silvers turns in his grave.

s12.postimg.org
 
2013-04-15 12:18:16 PM  
He'll need Captain Oveur and Corporal Unger as character references.

Unfortunately, he had another one lined up, but he bailed out.
 
2013-04-15 12:28:08 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: 90supraT: groppet: PainInTheASP: [Police] searched Dunn and looked through his cell phone, which contained a text message that read, "truck burning, delete after received," an affidavit shows.

Well Dunn, idiot.

Yeah not like that could have been pulled up from his cell carrier or anything.

That is actually much harder than you think.

Yeah.  Right.  Clearly you've never watched CSI.  Hell, they could even have it read out in the sender's voice if they wanted.  The technology is mind blowing.


Pfft. They could have used the feed from a weather satellite to get video of him torching the truck.

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2013-04-15 12:35:09 PM  
I hate when articles don't include a picture. I like to know who I'm laughing at.

thumbs.mugshots.com

Look at that brow. If there was ever a poster child for phrenology...
 
2013-04-15 01:13:33 PM  

inertcorkhair: I hate when articles don't include a picture. I like to know who I'm laughing at.

Look at that brow. If there was ever a poster child for phrenology...


To hell with the brow! Look at the tattoo of the badge on his face!

/loser!!!!
 
2013-04-15 01:30:20 PM  

Ned Stark: The right way is to buckle upper, make your peace, and stomp on your brakes on the intetailgate. "I saw a deer I did".


wat
 
2013-04-15 01:47:30 PM  

Beeblebrox: Emeraldstar: Great way to get someone you dont like sent to prison.

Steal car , light it on fire - send txt saying " Car burning , delete message "

heh

Jeeze, you'd think a military guy could've come up with a code phrase or something.  Unless that *is* the code phrase...


'henry is fabulous. i say again, henry is fabulous.'
 
2013-04-15 01:56:22 PM  
That is one of the worst written articles I've ever seen.

So, let me see if I've got this right...   He called the police to report his car stolen.  They then informed him that it had been impounded.  Then they found it on fire somewhere else in town altogether.

That doesn't make any sense.
 
2013-04-15 04:09:04 PM  

hobnail: Ned Stark: The right way is to buckle upper, make your peace, and stomp on your brakes on the intetailgate. "I saw a deer I did".

wat


I'm glad I'm not the only one that got stuck on that comment.
 
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