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(Guardian)   Women's Health magazine puts text on photo, "Son, see that woman up there? She's a whore." Surprisingly, some readers didn't find it funny   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 51
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2013-04-15 10:51:04 AM  
Huh... Seems like a bit of a non sequitur to me... What, exactly, does a caramelized pear and buckwheat pudding cake have to do with whores?
 
2013-04-15 11:04:29 AM  

treesloth: Huh... Seems like a bit of a non sequitur to me... What, exactly, does a caramelized pear and buckwheat pudding cake have to do with whores?


I like my whores to be pear shaped with carmel skin...
 
2013-04-15 11:08:15 AM  
This has got to be someone who decided to see if the editor (whose job is primarily to be the last line to find these types of things) was actually do their job or not.

And, the answer is, obviously not.
 
2013-04-15 11:11:53 AM  
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

Driving over to see the whore. Hands at ten and two you guys back there.
 
2013-04-15 11:12:57 AM  
ftfa:  'Women's Health, which is published by Hearst-Rodale, says the recipe will aid "better digestion". '

This must have offended the small subset of whores that swallow.
 
2013-04-15 11:12:59 AM  
Renegade graphic artist perhaps?
 
2013-04-15 11:13:24 AM  
Caption unrelated.
 
2013-04-15 11:13:25 AM  
Well, is she?
 
2013-04-15 11:13:59 AM  
What's wrong with calling out whores in magazines...?  They even have an entire magazine 'specially for whores.

www.socializedpr.com

/oblig
 
2013-04-15 11:14:10 AM  
If I've said it before, I've said it a thousand times, "We don't need any of your bullshiat sneaking its way into production. Use Lorem Ipsum."
 
2013-04-15 11:15:15 AM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-15 11:16:40 AM  
Seraphym

A magazine about winey whores? Who failed Market research 101?
 
2013-04-15 11:18:22 AM  

treesloth: Huh... Seems like a bit of a non sequitur to me... What, exactly, does a caramelized pear and buckwheat pudding cake have to do with whores?


Eddie Murphy
i105.photobucket.com
 i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-15 11:21:29 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

WWJCAW

/who would Jesus call a whore?
 
2013-04-15 11:21:38 AM  

lolpix: If I've said it before, I've said it a thousand times, "We don't need any of your bullshiat sneaking its way into production. Use Lorem Ipsum."


It could potentially be way more epic to use random excerpts from The Art of War - it could result in some epic absurdism humor if it made its way through to print.

"Great results can be achieved with small forces" would work well in the article here
 
2013-04-15 11:21:50 AM  
Is this like one of those things that is printed in China then shipped back here? Like on clothing tags, underwear "wash your butt before wearing", give to woman to wash, on large shirt "you too fat" etc..?
 
2013-04-15 11:24:05 AM  
cdn.fd.uproxx.com

Is she?
 
2013-04-15 11:26:17 AM  

minoridiot: treesloth: Huh... Seems like a bit of a non sequitur to me... What, exactly, does a caramelized pear and buckwheat pudding cake have to do with whores?

I like my whores to be pear shaped with carmel skin...


That or they put it in as a joke and forgot to take it out before it went to print. Either way, someone paid to notice that sort of thing clearly didn't.

/Put my Dad's business website together for free many years ago
// 3 weeks before I remembered that when you hovered your mouse over his photo, a message popped up saying "would you trust this man?"
///Quietly changed it and never told him
 
2013-04-15 11:26:54 AM  
lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-04-15 11:27:46 AM  

Seraphym: lolpix: If I've said it before, I've said it a thousand times, "We don't need any of your bullshiat sneaking its way into production. Use Lorem Ipsum."

It could potentially be way more epic to use random excerpts from The Art of War - it could result in some epic absurdism humor if it made its way through to print.

"Great results can be achieved with small forces" would work well in the article here


static.guim.co.uk
"Son, these military devices, leading to victory, must not be divulged beforehand."
 
2013-04-15 11:27:50 AM  

DesktopHippie: minoridiot: treesloth: Huh... Seems like a bit of a non sequitur to me... What, exactly, does a caramelized pear and buckwheat pudding cake have to do with whores?

I like my whores to be pear shaped with carmel skin...

That or they put it in as a joke and forgot to take it out before it went to print. Either way, someone paid to notice that sort of thing clearly didn't.

/Put my Dad's business website together for free many years ago
// 3 weeks before I remembered that when you hovered your mouse over his photo, a message popped up saying "would you trust this man?"
///Quietly changed it and never told him


Meanwhile, I failed to notice that I replied to the wrong comment. Good thing this isn't my job...
 
2013-04-15 11:29:09 AM  
As a former typesetter, I admit I put in all kinds of "gotchas" for my editor* and proofreader** to find. (Luckily, they were that good - nothing ever made it to print.)

* Dad
** Mom
 
2013-04-15 11:30:50 AM  

cryinoutloud: [lh6.googleusercontent.com image 343x512]


My gosh Mildred I hate her! She, she is  prettythe harlot! Did you see that hat? Show off!
 
2013-04-15 11:31:04 AM  
Maybe she was a whore. Did anyone think of that?
 
2013-04-15 11:32:05 AM  
So now a single comment about a meaningless caption is news.

Make it meta and run a story on that.
 
2013-04-15 11:34:09 AM  
That's just 'tarted.
 
2013-04-15 11:34:54 AM  
Even the mainstream media is trolling the Easily Offended. Too funny.
 
2013-04-15 11:35:58 AM  

minoridiot: treesloth: Huh... Seems like a bit of a non sequitur to me... What, exactly, does a caramelized pear and buckwheat pudding cake have to do with whores?

I like my whores to be pear shaped with carmel skin...


I like my whores to look like Buckwheat...
 
2013-04-15 11:39:08 AM  
Okay, which one of you works for Women's Health?
 
2013-04-15 11:40:46 AM  

palelizard: minoridiot: treesloth: Huh... Seems like a bit of a non sequitur to me... What, exactly, does a caramelized pear and buckwheat pudding cake have to do with whores?

I like my whores to be pear shaped with carmel skin...

I like my whores to look like Buckwheat...


I like my whores spongy and sticky...
 
2013-04-15 11:46:15 AM  
I'd pound her cake.
 
2013-04-15 11:53:43 AM  
The rest of the caption, "Now walk over there and tell her to come talk to Daddy".
 
2013-04-15 11:58:29 AM  
Meh, they're all whores except for mom.

 And she's dad's whore.
 
2013-04-15 12:05:58 PM  

cryinoutloud: [lh6.googleusercontent.com image 343x512]


If you think that women who want to be valued as people are "man haters", they don't hate you because you're a man. They hate you because you have insulting opinions of them.

/I'm speaking with the generalized "you".  I don't mean you personally, cryinoutloud.
 
2013-04-15 12:16:08 PM  
/obscure?
/drunk copywriter?
/random oh -what-the-hell whore hating  at quittin' time?
 
2013-04-15 12:25:27 PM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-15 12:26:28 PM  
s24.postimg.org
 
2013-04-15 12:30:19 PM  
How is it misogynistic to call a woman a whore?  Whoring is a perfectly acceptable occupation.

I find this all this upset to be insulting toward whores.
 
2013-04-15 12:36:02 PM  

jenny next: cryinoutloud: [lh6.googleusercontent.com image 343x512]

If you think that women who want to be valued as people are "man haters", they don't hate you because you're a man. They hate you because you have insulting opinions of them.

/I'm speaking with the generalized "you".  I don't mean you personally, cryinoutloud.


The important thing is that they hate.
 
2013-04-15 12:44:23 PM  
I have no patience for females that like to tear each other apart. That said, I'm off to bake a cake.
 
2013-04-15 12:46:00 PM  

dletter: This has got to be someone who decided to see if the editor (whose job is primarily to be the last line to find these types of things) was actually do their job or not.

And, the answer is, obviously not.


NEVER use placeholders other than xxxxxxxxx text goes here xxxxxxxxx
 
2013-04-15 12:48:06 PM  
My bet is someone did it as an inside joke that wasn't supposed to be used. But then...
 
2013-04-15 01:15:05 PM  

WhippingBoy: Maybe she was a whore. Did anyone think of that?


The truth is the best defense. Depose her in plasticworld.
 
2013-04-15 01:19:56 PM  

jenny next: cryinoutloud: [lh6.googleusercontent.com image 343x512]

If you think that women who want to be valued as people are "man haters", they don't hate you because you're a man. They hate you because you have insulting opinions of them.

/I'm speaking with the generalized "you".  I don't mean you personally, cryinoutloud.


Or it is 100 years ago and they were gay but wanted a decent lifestyle so they married a man but never wanted sex.

Sometimes women hate the man for no other reason than he is not a woman...
 
2013-04-15 02:20:42 PM  
In our new pluralistic Utopia, no one is a whore.

Those are just "lifestyle choices."
 
2013-04-15 02:29:32 PM  
Maybe they were using a stock photo and didn't notice the text, such as the new story that suggested you'd EABOD for Krispy Kreme.
 
2013-04-15 02:44:32 PM  

sodomizer: In our new pluralistic Utopia, no one is a whore.

Those are just "lifestyle choices."


Whorestyle choices, more like it.
 
2013-04-15 02:57:43 PM  
There is nothing wrong with being a prostitute.
 
2013-04-15 03:21:03 PM  

Jument: Maybe they were using a stock photo and didn't notice the text, such as the new story that suggested you'd EABOD for Krispy Kreme.


This, because I could swear that I've seen this pic before ages ago. Quite possibly on Fark.
 
2013-04-15 03:40:41 PM  
I bet the original copy said "tart", and some editor changed it because "tart" is anachronistic.

/ a baked pastry containing fruit and/or custard is, technically, a tart.
// cheesecake is actually a pie, don't tell anyone else.
/// the editor will still blame the copy, regardless
 
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