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(Yahoo)   Yo Dawg, I heard you like to destroy the environment, so we rammed a boat full of an illegally fished protected species into a protected coral reef   (news.yahoo.com ) divider line
    More: Asinine, Yo Dawg, environments, environmental destruction, wildlife management, United States Navy ships, sustainable development, IUCN, boats  
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2013-04-15 11:08:26 AM  
How does one "fish" for a scaly anteater?
 
2013-04-15 11:21:07 AM  
*checks to see if China was responsible...*

Yup.
 
2013-04-15 11:21:51 AM  

minoridiot: How does one "fish" for a scaly anteater?


That's why it's illegal: it's farking insane.
 
2013-04-15 11:25:08 AM  

minoridiot: How does one "fish" for a scaly anteater?


A bamboo pole, a line, a bobber, and some scaly ants for bait?
 
2013-04-15 11:27:55 AM  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: minoridiot: How does one "fish" for a scaly anteater?

A bamboo pole, a line, a bobber, and some scaly ants for bait?


Well, first you have to build yourself one of these:

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-04-15 11:39:37 AM  
Methinks the fail tag was out to lunch

/one fish, two fish, red fish, illegal blue fish
 
2013-04-15 11:41:22 AM  
An anteater is a "illegally fished protected species"?
 
2013-04-15 11:51:32 AM  
Eat this.

magiccards.info
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-04-15 11:52:45 AM  

Walker: An anteater is a "illegally fished protected species"?


That's after they are illegally spilled onto the protected reef.
 
2013-04-15 11:54:21 AM  
It's always the Chinese when there are protected species involved.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-04-15 12:01:27 PM  

Too_many_Brians: It's always the Chinese when there are protected species involved.


I think they figure that they wouldn't need protection unless they were especially tasty.
 
2013-04-15 12:17:09 PM  
"Everything's better down where it's wetter"? Nice one, subby.
 
2013-04-15 12:17:53 PM  

Too_many_Brians: It's always the Chinese when there are protected species involved.


Well they need to be able to pawn off those bullshiat cures somehow.  OH pangolin thats good for ..umm cancer?
 
2013-04-15 12:46:36 PM  
Great headline!
 
2013-04-15 12:51:39 PM  
Note that a US navy minesweeper hit the same reef earlier this year.

Maybe it's time to stop using Apple maps app for your surface navigation needs?
 
2013-04-15 01:06:31 PM  

darkmayo: Too_many_Brians: It's always the Chinese when there are protected species involved.

Well they need to be able to pawn off those bullshiat cures somehow.  OH pangolin thats good for ..umm cancer?


no, the answer is always 'erection'...  anything can somehow be turned into a chinese erection
 
2013-04-15 01:33:24 PM  
Precise navigation.
 
2013-04-15 01:53:49 PM  

Sofa King Smart: darkmayo: Too_many_Brians: It's always the Chinese when there are protected species involved.

Well they need to be able to pawn off those bullshiat cures somehow.  OH pangolin thats good for ..umm cancer?

no, the answer is always 'erection'...  anything can somehow be turned into a chinese erection


Chinese Erection?  That's how they enact Chinese Democracy, right?
 
2013-04-15 02:03:58 PM  

Rhino_man: Sofa King Smart: darkmayo: Too_many_Brians: It's always the Chinese when there are protected species involved.

Well they need to be able to pawn off those bullshiat cures somehow.  OH pangolin thats good for ..umm cancer?

no, the answer is always 'erection'...  anything can somehow be turned into a chinese erection

Chinese Erection?  That's how they enact Chinese Democracy, right?


I know a lot of people who anxiously awaited the arrival of Chinese Democracy... but now it can be found in the discount bin of your local music store.

maybe someone needs to finally figure out why the chinese have so many problems with their wangs.
 
2013-04-15 05:18:49 PM  
Hey China, stop eating everything. Thank you.
 
2013-04-15 05:59:18 PM  
I really with they'd up the fines and jailtime for these sorts of things. Organized crime is usually involved because it's so valuable and the penalties are so low.
 
2013-04-15 06:10:10 PM  
farking chinese
 
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